Can we acknowledge that he's better on the mic and better

>>2817444
No, he's just as garbage as the rest of them

>>2817444
Trips of truth. BASED Big Dick Ellsworth is the Hero we need right now.

We've known that for months.

Trips don't lie. Thank you based Big Hog.

>>2817444

I don't see many people denying his talent. He's done more with less than most. He single handedly got Carmella over, which is fucking impressive.

He could go down as this generations best manager if they let him.

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>>2817444
No argument there Mr. Trips.

>>2817444
I agree, he is a savage on mic and he is also the definition of ourguy

>Hates cucks
>Hates vegans
>Hates feminism

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>>2817444
Trips of truth

He's terrible. NOT! #duh

>>2817444
I can't and won't argue with trips. Based Ellsworth.

That promo he gave on tuesday made me a legit fan

>>2817444
They just need to put the Heavyweight Championship on him and be done with it.

Big Hog is our version of Kenny Omega

>>2817777
Quads of accuracy

Honestly, if Ellsworth gets in shape a little, I wouldnt mind him becoming at least the US champ. Put the WWE championship on him and he'll draw heat for days.

This guy took a go nowhere comedy cowardly heel gimmick masterminded by Dean "No Draws" Ambrose and actually got it over. Not only that but he has actually managed to stay in the scene for almost a YEAR since continuing to get over.

If you can get over despite WWE writing and booking you're a god. If you can get over while being this goofy motherfucker despite WWE writing and booking you're top ten talent in the company.

>>2818312
I thought he was done once his program with Carm began. But he's stayed over and been helping her get heat. I'm happy for him.

>>2818312
Ellsworth was face when he was associated with Ambrose.

>actually believing wrestlers book themselves

O HAI MARK

>>2817788
Being "in-shape" would kill his gimmick

>>2818330
>actually believing wrestlers book themselves

Who are you quoting?

>>2818337
>being so new you don't understand greentext

>>2818339

Explain it to me.

>>2818343
I feel like the very concept of satire would be completely lost on (You)

>>2818362

K so you're completely full of shit then

>>2818371
Do you need a diagram? You're seriously too dumb to connect those dots?

>>2817444
>le better at something than 90andsomething% of the current roster meme xD
Back to turddit

>>2817472
>>2817695
>>2817773
>>2817484
filtered

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Reminder that WWE writers can''t get a guy that looks like this over but Ellsworth can get himself over.

Gets heat

Draws dimes as face or heel

Has 2 daughters he's providing for

Got Carmella over as heel when she was getting silence before

Not afraid to look goofy if it serves the story and gets someone else over

Has his own Indy fed

He's literally HHH but unselfish and a draw as a competitor.

>>2818590
You can't book a guy to be over if they have no charisma or talent

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What does it even feel like to know you're getting paid just because you have a funny face. He's like some kind of circus freak they lug around so people can laugh at him

>>2818913
Oh wait fuck man, the squash match was almost a year ago, I guess stuff has happened since then

>>2817788
Cruiserweight Champion. He and Enzo need to fill out that division right now.

>>2818938
>put 2 shitters who can't wrestle in the division that can't even find a way to book Gran Metalik

>>2818913
He's probably getting paid more than a lot of the Jobbers and NXT guys. He's providing a great living and probably living a boyhood dream.

Ellsworth is the man.

>>2818948
>put 2 great talkers in a division full of vanilla midgets desperately in need of a personality
Ellsworth is not that bad in the ring btw. And Enzo looks like a guy primed for gimmick matches like a street fight. Cruiserweights need more of that kind of stuff, especially if they're going to have their own show.

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>>2818913

>>2818972
Guess how I can tell you don't watch 205

>Enzo in a gimmick match with lots of plunder

Sounds like a recipe for distaster

>>2818972
Break up New Gay and put Xavier and Enzo on Manlets Live as managers. Have them recruit guys and do a fun Team Enzo vs Team Xavier type thing.

>>2818979
Has he killed himself yet

>>2818980
>Guess how I can tell you don't watch 205
I'm alive?

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>>2818985
It worked so well for the AWA...

>>2818994
>admitting it

Way to sink your own argument

>>2817447
Yeah this

He puts to shame most of the roster since most can't do a promo to save their life, I think he's easily in the top 5 with AJ, Cena and Miz.

Also he completely destroyed the woman MITB thing, and the twitters he replied to the other female wrestlers were amazing.

>go HUG yourself

>>2817444
>not even a year in
>already main evented
>with aj styles
>won ladder matches
>got to be in wrestlemania
>goes to overseas tours
>doesn't take bumps 4x a week
>got crickets-mella over as a heel and gets heel heat
>is probably the main reason why she got the case

he is sports entertaining

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Ellsworth is a real wrestler's wrestler.

If you like professional wrestling at all, then you like Ellsworth.