This guy slaps your gf's ass and says. BOii YO BETTA STAY

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I have clearly been bested by a Bigger Baller so I would cede her to him with a gratified smile on my face

use words with more than 5 letters to confuse him

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>thread

>the nigger last name is Ball
niggers everyone

>>2809514
There's only 2 people who can tell me to stay in my lane and he's both of them so I politely hand over my gf and wish them well.

>>2809514
how in the actual fuck was this allowed

>>2809565
The decline of collective the WWE i.q. and them trying to stay relevant in a dying industry.

This segment brought back the attitude era.

>>2809554
10 minutes later with your gf

"Ooohhh dis bitch making me shake.
Imma cum my ball cum from my balls"

>>2809565
Someone thought it was a good idea to give a teenage niglet a live microphone on live tv.

I wonder if anyone got fired.

>>2809514
Clearly show that he has won.
Pull down my gf pants and spread her ass for his ape penis to devour.

>>2809514
You say, I am in the Miss Interpreted Zone!

>>2809514
BEAT DAT NIGGA ASS

BIG BALLER

>>2809514
>he's unironically more in shape than everyone in /asp/

>>2809514
>only two men can beat me and i'm both of them

what did the based big baller mean by this?

>>2809514
Nice titties

>>2810357
That he beats himself in front of his sons

>>2809514
i think this segment exposed this idiot family as all hype and no value. nig nogs gonna nig.

>>2809514
Call in Stormfags.

>>2809623
Nah, Dunn more than likely OK'd this. He's teflon and must have some dirt. He probably has pics of Patterson putting it up a pre-school Shane's poopchute with Vince laughing manically in the background. Has to be the only reason Bucky still has a job.

>>2809514
Would bring Joe REEEEEEEEnnig to squash them in a PG way

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>>2809514
Can anyone give me a quick rundown on this guy?

>>2809514
Shoot him in the kneecap. My gf will claim he assulted her and since he's black, the investigation will be very short.

>>2811455
Some nig nog who lives vicariously through his sons accomplishments in basketball. One of his sons was a second overall draft pick and the second is slated to be number 1 when he goes to the NBA. He said once that in his prime he could out ball Jordan in his

>>2811455
Think Todd and his dad Marv Marinovich from the early 90's NFL, but as uppity, mouthy nignogs.

>>2809543
>
>t. minuscule baller

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>>2811455
>Adam Silver bows to the Big Ballers.
>In contact with Basketball Gods.
>Possess psychic-like basketball skills.
>Control international shoe market with an iron, but fair fist.
>Own numerous shoe production centers globally.
>Direct descendants of royal Kangz lines
>Will bankroll the first city on Mars (will be named Ballergrad)
>First genetically designed basketball babies will in all likelihood be Ball babies
>All brothers said to have 215+ BBIQ, such intelligence on the court has only existed deep in Cleveland & Chicago
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of three angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of unprecedented basketball skill with them
>Most future Basketball Stars have ZO2's on their feet right now.
>The Big Ballers are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael (Jordan) and Pippen, forwarding the word of Basketball God to the people
>All Ball Brothers learned perfect basketball in under a week
>Major shoe companies entrust their gold reserves with the Ball Brothers. There’s no gold at Nike, only BBB's Chino Hills home.
>The ball brothers are about 7 times better than any other basketball player on earth right now. But only reveal their power level slowly to give the appearance of being mortal beings.
>In reality, they are the unbeatable GOATS. The Ball Brothers only challenge in the NBA will be each other

>>2811524
best timeline

Send Dean Ambrose out there to bore everyone to death.

Chrisley Knows Best - Big Baller Family crossover when?

>>2809514
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF MULTICULTURALISM AND FEMINISM WRESTLING ENTERTAINMENT

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The Miz is one of the most respected wrestlers in the WWE locker room today and he saved this whole segment.

AJ Styles says Miz is one tough cat: http://www.wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2016/0327/609016/aj-styles-on-if-he-got-heat-for-knocking-out-miz-tooth/

Daniel Bryan admits the Miz is right and awesome: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/early-lead/wp/2016/09/01/wwes-daniel-bryan-tells-espn-his-televised-fight-with-the-miz-was-real/?utm_term=.3e837126939f

Foley is a Mizfit: https://www.kekbook.com/RealMickFoley/posts/1235809239782545:0
https://www.kekbook.com/RealMickFoley/posts/1385044308192370

J.R. thinks that Miz kicks some verbal ass: https://www.jrsbarbq.com/blog/50214

Don Tony & Kevin Castle Show went from saying Miz can't cut promos to Miz owning Daniel Bryan's ass: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btH0K5-VjQ4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AH-jA4aXt8c

Triple H says that the Miz is the best on the mic on the current roster: https://www.sportskeeda.com/wwe/wwe-news-triple-h-praises-the-miz-calls-him-the-best-on-the-mic-in-the-current-roster

Samoa Joe sings high praises of the Miz: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dgPbuD-rCY
http://411mania.com/wrestling/samoa-joe-says-a-feud-with-the-miz-would-be-compelling/

Vince Russo thinks Miz is born in the wrong era and that he would've been a mega star in the Attitude Era: http://www.ringsidenews.com/2017/05/08/vince-russos-brand-recap-miz-wrong-era-sheamus-reckless-worker-wwes-double-standard/

Spoony went from hating Miz's botches against Dolph Ziggler on Summerslam 2014 to saying Miz is the best worker on Raw today: https://youtu.be/PLxRwyO5l-U?t=11m50s
https://twitter.com/TheSpoonyOne/status/864510396572606467

Ricochet (Will "...Dive" Ospreay's Rival) thinks the Miz is one of the best things in Pro Wrestling today: https://twitter.com/KingRicochet/status/865695469296537600

Steve Austin says that the Miz entertains him: https://youtu.be/BLdFR9CNzl0?t=32s

>>2811639
The Miz is the most overrated wrestler since his overrated promo on Talking Smack. He's also a botchfest like Sincara.

>It's funny how he's known as a promo guy now when back in his first appearance on Monday Night Raw, the Miz botched his promo while hosting the 2006 Diva Search. He forgot his lines and ended up reading the phone number for casting votes written on his wrist in the most obvious manner.
>On the 6/2/12 edition of Raw, R-Truth does a Slingshot Somersault Senton but Miz fails to catch him. This resulted in the Miz getting "loudly disciplined" backstage by none other than Triple H.
>On the 1/21/13 edition of Raw, the Miz botches the figure-four leglock... on Dolph Ziggler, the guy that the WWE Universe wanted Ric Flair to pass his signature submission move to instead.
>On Summerslam 2014, during his Intercontinental Championship match against Dolph Ziggler, the Miz sells the Famouser weirdly, immediately popping up like a spring after receiving it before no-selling it entirely and doing a Skull-Crushing Finale as a "counter".
>On the 9/14/15 edition of Raw, during a segment with The Wyatt Family, the Miz botches his lines, saying "Hell in a Cell" instead of "Night of Champions".
>On the 5/29/17 edition of Raw, during the finish of a Six-Man Tag Team Match, the Miz botched the Matt Hardy Finishing Move Twist of Fate, selling it as Swinging Neck Breaker.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Bz_wEVYq74
^ Del Rio's opinion on the "little girl", The Miz running away from him

>>2810783
and yet, they will sell hundreds of tshirts to other worthless nogs who love to repeat their memes like certified autists.

>>2811639
You are literally gay for Miz.

>>2811643
>Being this worked by BASED A-Lister Miz.

Holy fuck.

>>2812136
Miz marks are worse than C.M. Cuck marks.

>itty bitty baller committee in this thread

state of yo lane lads

I feel like this meme is emoji tier. I feel this meme itself is small ball and y'all ain't even know.

>>2809543
Ballocaust

>>2809514
Can't compete.
Get out of his lane and present him my gf

Whine about B-B-BUT VINCE MCMAHON SAID THE N WORD ONCE SO I GUESS ITS ONLY OK FOR OLD WHITE CISHET MEN TO SAY

t. typical iwc white knight

>>2811643
Some of this is either run of the mill botches or shitty booking.

Some people really do seeth againts wrestlers for no fucking reason, it's petty.

>>2811639
Based Miz drawing in the dimes and mainstream attention.

>>2811639
That shoot interview on Talking Smack was a mistake. Can't we go back to ignoring the Miz and the Intercontinental Championships like the jokes that they are?

>>2812672
He needs to hurry up and drop the title to someone who hasn't held it fucking 7 times and try to give some up and comer a little shine. Somebody who hasn't really held anything preferably, like an Apollo Crews or maybe even Braun idc

>>2812706
They should go all out with the retro goldust gimmick and give him the ic title.
Have a custom gold strap like he had before.

>>2812706
>dropping the title after he made people care about the title

>>2812890
>giving the title to a jobber a la Jinder Mahal

The state of anti-draw Miz haters.

>>2812706
>He needs to hurry up and drop the title to someone who hasn't held it fucking 7 times

As opposed to Jericho, who held it 9 times?

>>2812900
I seem to remember Miz being not used but for Jobbing at various times.
Especially after his failed anti-dimes world title run.

>95-96 goldust a jobber..
>18+

>>2809514
Use my state right for stand your ground pull my .45 and do my civil service by ending the two niggers lives..

Dindu nuffins go wild over me blasting them I get off scott free like Zimmerman nothing of value was lost the world becomes a better place.

Trump brings me to white house to thank me for making America a better place.

>>2812911
He's the Intercontinental Champion and he's the first guy who made the title not be an albatross on his neck before Deanetty shows what modern day IC champions are used for, preshow fodder.

Meanwhile, when Miz went after the title, he got a win against Balor and Rollins, Amrbrose was forced to DQ him, and he eventually got the title back cleanly even though the match was stipulated to allow for a title change if a DQ occurs.

Also:

>wanting a nostalgia act to win a title he already won
>2011 + 6

shiggy diggy my smarky

>>2812903
Jericho is the goat and isn't in the title picture right now while miz isn't even good. Do you understand what I am saying to you right now?

>>2812933
No Cody Rhodes made the title mean something again.
https://youtu.be/ab2dM8D7xZY

Oh and our current universal champion Bork?
Nostalgia act who won the major title 15 years ago?

You know they're fucking desperate when they try to associate themselves with some nigger memes.

>>2809527
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruRYa5KLVNU

>>2812967
>No Cody Rhodes made the title mean something again.

And then Cody Rhodes became Stardust and became a joke. Guess he didn't really revolutionize or made the title relevant in the WWE after all.

He had to split and win a title from an Indie Promotion to recover from what his career has become after winning the IC championship.

>>2812937

Meanwhile, Miz is about to get to Jericho's 9 IC title reign record. And smarks are seething.

>>2812967
>Oh and our current universal champion Bork?
>Nostalgia act who won the major title 15 years ago?
>he actually thinks that Goldust is going to do a Bork

Yeah, his Shattered Truth segment sure set the world on fire last RAM.

>>2812982
>title reign record
>Unironically giving a shit about this

But to your other point about making the title mean something, Miz is a joke involved in a joke feud with a joke wrestler and joke promos. He got wrecked on the mic by lavar ball.

>>2811643
>Del Rio's opinion of anything
>Relevant

You should delete that last one otherwise your copypaste falls the duck apart

>And then Cody Rhodes became Stardust and became a joke. Guess he didn't really revolutionize or made the title relevant in the WWE after all.

Didn't Miz host a summerslam preshow using Google Goggles or some shit a few years ago
He's been in that joke position too

>>2810783
>jealous micro baller being this butthurt

MAYNNN THAT SHIT WAS FUNNY AS FUK WHEN LAVAR STARTED RUNNING TO THE RING

I don't watch wrestling and don't know who they guy in OP's pic is, but he reminds me of Steve Harvey

>>2809514
Shoot em both dead.
Im a cop
They're black
I'll walk

>>2811527
>>2811524
Samefag

>beat that nigga ass!

Fucking niggers, man. They think they can just come on tv and say/do whatever they want

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>2811428
Lavar handed his son the mic

>>2809554
Oh shit you made me LOL familio

>>2809623
He is a niglet from Chino Hills, which only makes him a 30% suburban coon. He is as white as you ofay but he gets pass to say nigga on tv.

>>2809514
Sick HHHulk Hogan on him