>Philip Brookes
>Jack Swagger
>Renee Dupree
Is Miz the biggest cuck in wrestling?
>>2806442
kek
Doesn't Swaggie's wife have a sex tape with another man?
>>2806442
Somebody post that gif of his wife looking Del Rio up and down. It works best to listen to Del Rio's shoot on the Miz after looking at that gif.
>>2806449
It's porn disguised as amateur sex tape. Great body but boring vid overall. I'd give it 3.25 stars
Punk fucked her?
>>2806640
News flash kid, Punk fucked everyone. He was considered the most desirable man backstage and this is a common statement made by various Divas in shoot interviews. Maria Kanellis actually said there was no man on the level of CM Punk
And Miz knows the taste of the WWE Championship, how about you, Mr. Dupree?
>>2806654
Hey Phillip
>Be Miz
>grinds hard for decades to get where he's at now
>trophy wife
>great look
>respected as good as anyone in the fake wrestling business can get
>be Rene
>start off well in wwe
>youngest champ in wwe ever
>fall off the radar after 3 years in lower mid card wrestling matches on velocity or heat
>get trashed by vinny mac
>resort to the indies
>fail at that too
>become junky loser who even reddit can't sympathize with
>lose your toned bod because addict
Who really wins now?
>>2806714
>SEETHING
>>2806453
What did he say?
>>2806687
>Hi PHIL XD
Get some new material Jaime Moyano
>Benoit bullies Miz
>ends killing himself and his family
>CM Punk shoots hard on Miz
>gets BTFO on UFC and jobbing on MTV to a guy that calls himself Johnny Bananas
>Del Río thrashes Miz on a interview
>now is married to a slag and wrestles on WAW
Hmmm... I'm noticing a pattern here
>>2806739
CAN'T PIZZ THE PIZ!
>>2806739
Maryse signed on at OVW in late august of 06, Renee debuted on ecw in mid September of 06. Even assuming Dupree is telling the truth she didn't know him well enough to scream his name out, so she was either faking it because he's packing a tiny package or he's lying. Is Renee really proud of either choice?
>>2806442
>wife tastes
>having to lick pussy
kek
>>2806759
Maybe she has a vore fetish and he literally ate her
>>2806739
MIZ CURSE
C
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>>2806442
>censoring the name
The Miz is one of the most respected wrestlers in the WWE locker room today.
AJ Styles says Miz is one tough cat: http://www.wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2016/0327/609016/aj-styles-on-if-he-got-heat-for-knocking-out-miz-tooth/
Daniel Bryan admits the Miz is right and awesome: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/early-lead/wp/2016/09/01/wwes-daniel-bryan-tells-espn-his-televised-fight-with-the-miz-was-real/?utm_term=.3e837126939f
Foley is a Mizfit: https://www.kekbook.com/RealMickFoley/posts/1235809239782545:0
https://www.kekbook.com/RealMickFoley/posts/1385044308192370
J.R. thinks that Miz kicks some verbal ass: https://www.jrsbarbq.com/blog/50214
Don Tony & Kevin Castle Show went from saying Miz can't cut promos to Miz owning Daniel Bryan's ass: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btH0K5-VjQ4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AH-jA4aXt8c
Triple H says that the Miz is the best on the mic on the current roster: https://www.sportskeeda.com/wwe/wwe-news-triple-h-praises-the-miz-calls-him-the-best-on-the-mic-in-the-current-roster
Samoa Joe sings high praises of the Miz: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dgPbuD-rCY
http://411mania.com/wrestling/samoa-joe-says-a-feud-with-the-miz-would-be-compelling/
Vince Russo thinks Miz is born in the wrong era and that he would've been a mega star in the Attitude Era: http://www.ringsidenews.com/2017/05/08/vince-russos-brand-recap-miz-wrong-era-sheamus-reckless-worker-wwes-double-standard/
Spoony went from hating Miz's botches against Dolph Ziggler on Summerslam 2014 to saying Miz is the best worker on Raw today: https://youtu.be/PLxRwyO5l-U?t=11m50s
https://twitter.com/TheSpoonyOne/status/864510396572606467
Ricochet (Will "...Dive" Ospreay's Rival) thinks the Miz is one of the best things in Pro Wrestling today: https://twitter.com/KingRicochet/status/865695469296537600
Steve Austin says that the Miz entertains him: https://youtu.be/BLdFR9CNzl0?t=32s
>>2806453
>Somebody post that gif of his wife looking Del Rio up and down.
gotchu famm
>>2806773
The Miz is the most overrated wrestler since his overrated promo on Talking Smack. He's also a botchfest like Sincara.
>It's funny how he's known as a promo guy now when back in his first appearance on Monday Night Raw, the Miz botched his promo while hosting the 2006 Diva Search. He forgot his lines and ended up reading the phone number for casting votes written on his wrist in the most obvious manner.
>On the 6/2/12 edition of Raw, R-Truth does a Slingshot Somersault Senton but Miz fails to catch him. This resulted in the Miz getting "loudly disciplined" backstage by none other than Triple H.
>On the 1/21/13 edition of Raw, the Miz botches the figure-four leglock... on Dolph Ziggler, the guy that the WWE Universe wanted Ric Flair to pass his signature submission move to instead.
>On Summerslam 2014, during his Intercontinental Championship match against Dolph Ziggler, the Miz sells the Famouser weirdly, immediately popping up like a spring after receiving it before no-selling it entirely and doing a Skull-Crushing Finale as a "counter".
>On the 9/14/15 edition of Raw, during a segment with The Wyatt Family, the Miz botches his lines, saying "Hell in a Cell" instead of "Night of Champions".
>On the 5/29/17 edition of Raw, during the finish of a Six-Man Tag Team Match, the Miz botched the Matt Hardy Finishing Move Twist of Fate, selling it as Swinging Neck Breaker.
>>2806857
And with our powers combined:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Bz_wEVYq74
^ Del Rio's opinion on the "little girl", The Miz
>>2806442
Proof on Phil? And I don't wanna hear >He fucked every girl
That cannot be true
>>2806886
Based Captain Planet BTFO The girly man, Mizette
>>2806773
>Miz is respected in the locker room
>Santino Marella is respected in the locker room
Miz is the new Santino confirmed.
>>2806925
A comedy jobber then?
>>2806687
Not him, but I remember reading an interview where Maria said that Punk will always have a place in her heart or something similar.
>>2807026
Maria confirmed for posting on /asp/ then
Chick Magnet Punk wins again.
>>2807060
>Maria confirmed for posting on Squared Circle then.
ftfy
>>2806759
>not licking Maryse's perfect coin-slot pussy
>>2806753
holy shit the utter fucking state of this post
>>2807073
CM Punk is the Kelly Kelly of the male locker room confirmed.
>>2807073
So AJ now is the most desirable man in locker room, since he has the most photos with female by far?
>>2806895
>sucking at your job is "heel work"
>>2806714
just
>>2807073
His taste really dropped over the years. How do you go from Daffney to Lita and AJ lol
>>2806442
>Couldn't make it in the big leagues so he has to work shitty promotions like WCPW
>Miz makes $1.2M a year, has a ton of titles under his belt, has been in movies, is a triple crown, grand slam, and has headlined Wrestlemania
>"B-b-but we're both French-Canadian"
>Basically just said a long-winded "I fucked your mom."
Jesus Christ, could this faggot be more pathetic?
>>2807235
Pretty sure Miz makes less than $1.2M a year in light of his net worth and the fact that that's what Seth Rollins made as a main eventer.
>>2807119
>Miz has both marks and smarks hating him
>"sucking" at his heel work
Learn to know the meaning behind words.
>>2806714
On the other hand, this is the guy that fucked your wife.
Fucking love the kanji for Japan tattooed on his chest, if a French guy tattooing "Japan" on his body wasn't cringe enough, the first kanji is on his chest and the second on his shoulder, so it just looks like he has a bookshelf on his chest.
>>2807253
>"hating"
Did you mean "not reacting to him until he does Bryan spots"?
>>2807253
Most people find Miz really boring and just don't want to see him in the ring at all.
>>2807265
>the chorus of boos he gets is "not reacting" to him
Are you deaf?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMibGMpLA7o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwq8mIgp02Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHs7Ph8-vUI
>>2807263
>if a French guy tattooing "Japan" on his body wasn't cringe enough
You do know that France imports and translates more manga and anime than America, right?
And that Dupree is actually from Quebec, which is as different from France as America is from England?
He's not "French" - he's "Quebecois", crisse de cocu.
>>2807269
Crowd reactions and how he's able to control crowd reactions show otherwise.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfhNcxW9naE
Hell, even Steve Austin agrees he's entertaining.
https://youtu.be/BLdFR9CNzl0?t=32s
>>2807272
>France are huge weebs
Doesn't make the tattoo any less cringeworthy
>Dupree is from Quebec
Actually didn't know that, but the overall point stands
>>2807276
>entertaining
There's a word I have to be careful with now on this board, after everyone here seemed to agree that insufferable segment with those basketball people was """entertaining"""
>>2807276
I found that MizTV segment awful years ago, not subjecting myself to it again.
>even Steve Austin
Steve has a lot of charitable opinions.
>>2807270
>fan cams and promo from 2010
Miz fans living in the past 'cause it's been years since Miz was anything but a trumped-up midcarder
>>2807073
What a man slut.
>>2807295
Look up how "and" works in sentence structure, dumbass.
>He's doing his heel work great
By making me not want to watch him?
>>2807282
e-Drones have literally zero standards
>>2807276
>Crowd reactions and how he's able to control crowd reactions show otherwise.
I said in the ring, not on the mic. During his matches he gets 0 reaction until he starts doing Bryan's spots.
>>2807299
By putting faces over, mark.
Finn got his loudest cheers from a Miz TV segment.
Roman got that punching moment from Miz too.
AJ also got his wreck your tooth out moment from the Miz.
Miz also helped Dolph Zigger get a retirement match over and give meaning to the Intercontinental Championship.
But of course you know none of this.
>>2807313
He recently had decent matches with Ambrose that had a hot crowd.
Also with Ziggler from his retirement vs. championship match.
Ditto when he main evented Raw with Balor and Rollins for the triple threat for the IC title.
Try again.
>>2806442
And that's all he has, memories.
>>2807316
>AJ also got his wreck your tooth out moment from the Miz.
Did anybody even care about this a week or so later?
>implying Balor got the loudest cheers of his career during a MizTV segment
DOUBT
>But of course you know none of this.
yeah last October was such a long time ago
Imagine being a Phil poster in 2017. What went so wrong in your life? Also, Phil got cucked by both Cena and Edge.
>>2806442
Is that recent? If it is, imagine being so pathetic you still desperately try to cling on to the memory of some pussy you scored a decade ago.
>>2807335
>Did anybody even care about this a week or so later?
That's why we even have Miz marks. He also had this GOAT segment on.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UddAr0Wr2I
>DOUBT
https://youtu.be/FWSj3k8g65M?t=59m46s
>yeah last October was such a long time ago
The cheesy Mizbears Steve Austin could not take but as long as the Miz entertains him, he can power through the segment. That's respect right there.
>>2806442
>Being proud of banging pre surgery maryse
>>2807364
>we have Miz marks because Styles knocked out a veneer
Miz really is a parasite.
>muh Austin respect
give a shit about irrelevant rambling that has shit to do with anything I said
>>2807248
Miz is one of the few that gets his expenses paid for and also get money from merchandise. So factor in his food, rental cars, hotel rooms, and bonuses for PPV's and IC title matches and he's pretty high up there.
>>2807378
>AJ marks believe he can get himself over in the WWE with his mic skills
You are so worked by Miz.
>give a shit about irrelevant rambling that has shit to do with anything I said
I love how you avoided https://youtu.be/FWSj3k8g65M?t=59m46s and how it proved that Miz gave Balor his biggest pops to date.
Mind you, this was right after his heatless matches with jobbers until he got Jindered by Jinder Mahal.
>>2807381
>and also get money from merchandise
But he almost has no merch on the WWE Shop. Like maybe one or two shirts at best.
So he makes less than Seth or else he'll be worth more than just $5 million in his net worth.
>>2807378
>Miz really is a parasite.
So you admit you're wrong and that people do care about the Miz right after? You're eating your own words and sourgraping that you were proven wrong?
>the MizDF is real
Imagine how much of a loser at life you'd have to be to idolise The Miz and live vicariously through him and hero worship him to the point of viciously white knighting for him on a Cantonese Puppetry imageboard.
This guy needs to take a long hard look at what his life has amounted to and where it all went so wrong.
>>2807391
Your net worth is only the worth of what you own. Not how much money you have.
Besides, he's been with the Company for over ten years and his most likely gets paid extra for his tenure.
>>2807398
It's 1 guy. He posts the same talking points over and over and get s progressively angrier as the day goes on.
He must be a real mess of a human IRL
>>2806753
This fucking guy. Get out of your basement
>>2807404
He was a ham-and-egger before the Miz-Morrison tag team.
>>2807399
>I'm much better! I white knight AJ Styles and live vicariously through him!
>>2807407
>hating Miz this much that you can't give him credit where credit is due
You gotta admit you're worked, brother.
>>2807421
Absolutely gotten to.
>>2807413
We've all gotta start somewhere. And I'd rather be in the Miz's shoes than Rocky Maivia
>>2807422
Your tears and rage are a never ending source of amusement to me Mizfag
>>2806739
what about JBL?
>>2807427
>Using a Punketty reaction image on a Miz discussion
>>2807425
Yes, but he only started making serious dosh as recently as 2010 then he got stuck with mid-card money, so again I doubt the $1+ million claim.
He makes a little over what Kofi makes I reckon.
why would you censor the name of a public figure you retarded faggot
>>2807434
I knew that pic of Punk would trigger you to high hell.
But remember! You don't care that Punk publicly buried your husbando at every given opportunity. You are totally not gotten to and seething about it still to this day. Hence why that pic triggered you so hard you just HAD to respond.
You my friend have been worked.
Take your L like a man now, go on.
>>2807458
>gets even more triggered by the fact that Punk is a Reverse Miz with loads of sentences and mad ranting
kek
>>2807437
>MizDF in charge of following conversation
I was talking about: >AJ marks believe he can get himself over in the WWE with his mic skills
Dumb fucker.
>>2807470
>changes the subject again and won't acknowledge he was wrong about Miz putting Finn Balor over
I accept your concession. Your refusal to acknowledge this fact is confirmation that you can't refute it after video evidence has been presented to you.
>>2807464
>Reading is hard for me, you post too may words and sentences, please consider my disability in the future.
Jesus Christ mate
Just give up
>>2807475
>changing the subject
m8 it's not my fault you're functionally illiterate
>>2807113
>>2807117
>>2807291
>obese permavirgins SEETHING
Christ Man Pepsi does it again.
>>2807523
Except you did. You won't acknowledge that your "DOUBT" statement about Miz helping Balor get monster pops has video proof. Until you admit you're wrong, we won't be able to move this debate along.
>>2807477
>begging me to give up
What's the matter? Can't take it anymore, Phil?
>>2807532
There's no debate here schmuck. Especially since (You) can't even follow the conversation.
>>2807531
What MMA technique is this, Phil?
>>2807537
You got roundly btfo mate
Just let it go.
This is getting pathetic now.
>>2807553
>begging me to stop
>doing this much damage control
>not even sticking to the topic
>>2807559
>being this obsessed
Will indulging your delusions make you actually read what's being posted to (You)?
>>2807566
>can't rebut
>can't admit he's wrong
>I know I'll deflect and call him obsessed
Again, I accept your concession.
>>2807564
>O B S E S S E D
The irony of you posting that image when that is literally exactly what you are doing right now........
>>2807605
>resorting to ad hominem now
That's nice.
>>2807587
>can't read
I guess more than 1 thread at once is really doing a number on (You)
>>2807632
>resorts to ad hominem
>still can't admit that Miz helped Balor get monster pops after being shown video proof
Try again.
>>2807641
>still can't read
You're one who started banging on about Styles cutting promos for no reason, sport.
>>2807647
>still can't admit he's wrong and would rather avoid the fact that Miz helped Balor get monster pops after being shown video proof
Wew lad.
>>2807654
So why'd you bring up Styles cutting promos then?
>he thinks I actually watched a Kickoff show's MizTV segment
>>2807663
Because without the Miz cutting a promo and then letting Styles beat him up or them having a match where he stiffs Miz and Miz works it into the angle instead of having Styles punished, Styles would've gotten the Shinsuke "I can't talk or make promos!" Nakamura treatment.
>still can't admit he's wrong and would rather avoid the fact that Miz helped Balor get monster pops after being shown video proof
>>2807677
>pretending Miz had anything to do with the success of the best wrestler on the planet
>>2807687
>he has not heard an AJ promo
>how he stumbles at words
>or how he repeats words
I can't help it if you hate Miz so much that you can't even give him credit for hiding AJ's main weakness during his first few weeks in Smackdown.
But at least AJ appreciates it even though you don't.
http://www.wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2016/0327/609016/aj-styles-on-if-he-got-heat-for-knocking-out-miz-tooth/
>he also can't admit he was BTFO in regards to Finn Balor too
>>2807698
>somebody disagrees with me
>it has to be 'cause they don't KNOW
Interesting coping mechanism (You) have there.
>>2807706
>he disagrees with AJ Styles himself
So you disagree with the man himself who benefited from what the Miz done?
You know more than AJ Styles? That's some mark-level heel heat you're giving Miz.
>still doesn't address video evidence of him being BTFO in regards tot he Miz helping out Finn Balor get a monster pop
>>2807730
Styles didn't even mention promos in that abstract you schmuck
>>2806857
BASED
>>2807747
Styles gave Miz credit for helping him out and not getting heat for his botch.
Miz also did all the talking in his first meeting with Styles, putting him over before letting Styles use his fists as a rebuttal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrCO2rvrBXo
Also,you're still not addressing video evidence of you being BTFO in regards tot he Miz helping out Finn Balor get a monster pop after weeks of heatless reactions.
https://youtu.be/FWSj3k8g65M?t=59m46s
>>2807756
For somebody who's this obsessed with Miz promos you somehow managed to mistake that April promo for "their first meeting".
>>2807762
My bad. Here it is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puoYmv9pGss
>obsessed
And you seem obsessed to not giving him any credit for anything at all because you're so blinded by your hatred of him.
Also,you're still not addressing video evidence of you being BTFO in regards tot he Miz helping out Finn Balor get a monster pop after weeks of heatless reactions.
https://youtu.be/FWSj3k8g65M?t=59m46s
Here is my fave Miz promo, wherein Steph completely and totally castrated him permanently to never recover;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4XAAjbzPmk
>>2807775
Meanwhile, this is Triple H now when talking abotu the Miz: https://www.sportskeeda.com/wwe/wwe-news-triple-h-praises-the-miz-calls-him-the-best-on-the-mic-in-the-current-roster
Unburiable.
>>2807769
>And you seem obsessed to not
Fitting that a Miz mark would flub their lines.
>>2807790
>falling for Hunter doing his worked PR shtick
>not realizing Hunter only tells the truth when he has a live mic and wants to truly hurt a guy he dislikes
This delusion has reached critical mass
>>2807804
Fitting that a baited and seething Miz hater would claim that while ironically still replying in this thread.
>>2807861
>this poster's day today
>>2807886
>he can't rebut
I accept your concession.
>>2807899
Dumb opinions not based in reality can't be rebuted ya seething dweeb
Now go jack off to Miz's wife ya major cucklord
Take your embarrassing defeat and leave
>>2807858
>Cuckterposting
>>2806442
>Permavirgins on /asp/ are patting him on the back for this pettiness
Looking good guys
>>2807910
>Doesn't even know how to reply to threads properly anymore
>>2806857
BEANED
>>2806753
Have sex and seek sunlight.
>>2806759
>faggot detected
>>2807253
>thinking he's shit at his job makes him a good heel
Those mental gymnastics
>>2807324
I don't like Mizs character or his work at all these days but this anon is objectively right.
>>2807422
>that butthurt
Lol pls don't kill yourself over this.
>>2807559
You know Balor was already over right? Also, those were not his loudest pops ypu deaf moron. Only you think this.
>>2808633
Virgin detected. You don't scream someone's name that you barely know during sex. You don't care enough about them to do that.
>>2807628
Did you just learn what that phrase means? Cause you used it wrong.
>>2808679
This is actually false. Have you interviewed every person on the planet to verify this? I banged a chick in a bar that asked what my name was during so she could could say it more. Sorry about your permavirginity.
>>2808692
Father of 3 here, had several partners. Regular talk with both male and female friends also for the majority of my life has led me to believe that if your fucking someone and they scream your name after barely knowing you it's because they don't wanna hurt your feelings because your fucking awful. So unless Maryse is a whore of gargantuan proportions then I'm gonna assume Renee is either fucking awful or lying. His name is fucking Renee and he married a jap broad, also look a him, this is a man that can't be trusted. Good job at projecting though.
>>2808692
>things that happened
>>2806857
based
>>2808709
>so worked he fucks up spelling amd grammar
Again, that's a stupid fucking thing to think and if you actually had sex with women you'd know this.
>>2808717
They happened because I took Nashs advice. Took a shower, hit the weights, got a clue. Now I actually have friends and get laid. Do the same anon, you won't regret it.
>>2808709
That's an awfully specific thing to have several conversations about
>>2808728
Damage control anon. He's lying.
>>2806442
>Forgetting ADR
>>2808724
Literal shut in trying to project.
>>2807553
Nah kid, you got your shit pushed in take your L and move on
>>2809239
>Objectively false
>>2808709
>Father of 3 here,
>>2808762
>Kayfabe
Maryse doesn't like spics
>>2806442
Objectively Chris Candido is the biggest cuck in wrestling history, wasn't he still with Sunny when he died even though she'd fucked every locker room she ever glanced across?
>>2809248
Nah, you got bitched.
>>2809318
Sadly you're right. Slut fucked literally everyone on Planet Staziak.
>>2809248
>>2809323
>>2807553
>>2807564
>>2809332
fuckin mizfag
>>2809325
I don't know what Candido's personality was like but weren't they highschool sweethearts? It's actually a really sad story that this guy loved this girl and spent most of his life with her when she didn't love him enough to even not brag about going on vacation with and fucking HBK to everyone she could
>>2809338
The list is FAR larger then just HBK.
>mfw Miz has held the IC Championship longer than The Rock, Jericho, Jeff Hardy, Bret Hart, Pat Patterson, and Randy Orton
>>2809349
I know, but she actively bragged to the whole locker room because Shawn was a Main Eventer. I'm honestly amazed that Candido didn't go full Benoit and kill her. I honestly wouldn't blame him
>>2809370
He probably got off on all that shit, or why else would any rational human being put up with any of that?
>>2809388
The Ahmed Johnson story is particularly disturbing.
>>2807253
I fucking hate the guy.
He's one of the few guys in WWE doing his job properly.
>>2807263
What is this gimmick supposed to be? Freeze from Party Monster? His finisher is a hammer to the head.
>>2807291
Have intercourse.
>>2806714
>having a bookcase tattooed on your chest
>>2809388
redpill?
>>2809394
redpill kek
>>2807263
dupree looks like someone who struggled with his masculinity. he'd be a top guy in today's wwe landscape, he was far ahead of his time..
>>2808767
Shut ins don't take amazing pictures lile this. You should try a nice hike some time, it may help your bitterness.
>>2807263
Borat wrestled?
>>2809480
Don't take pictures off your mothers computer. You're gonna wind up finding the pics of her and Jamarcus.
>>2810427
Nice try buddy. Take your L.
>>2810427
>/pol/ automatically starts talking about black dick
*sighs*
>>2810469
Their level of projection sickens me.
Maria and Mike get more of a reaction than Corbin.
>>2810493
You've literally been projecting around this entire thread about Renee Dupree.
>>2806442
Who fucking cares get a life pinhead
>>2809310
mizetty fan seething
>>2807434
kek saved
>>2811391
I haven't said thing one about Dupree this entire thread you retarded nigger. Try again Mizfag.
>>2811542
>mizetty
who, exactly, would be the HBK to his janetty, you inbred retard? do you just like to use memes you saw on the internet because you've never had a unique thought or opinion in your life?
i can just TELL from this post that you're a fat, repulsive piece of shit. turn off your computer. take a shower. do some self study. hit the weights. get a fucking clue.
>>2811879
Reading comprehension isn't your strong suit huh? It's ok big guy.
>>2806759
Have you seen Maryse's pussy lad? It is one of the most beatiful things I've ever seen.
>>2807073
Never knew Mickie James was part of the list.
>>2807073
aaaaaaaah so THIS is why all the life losers, NEETs and permavirgins of /asp/ despise Punk?
Not only because he has the drive and ambition to accomplish his goals that none of them have, but because he has fucked every single one of the girls they pathetically jacked off to alone in their bedrooms in their youth!
Of course! It all makes sense now!
Jealousy is a terrible thing folks, don;t let it run your life.
>>2812080
and where did you see this?
>>2812369
Mickie James also had sex with John Cena, I hear.
>>2807073
I hear that's what CM originally stood for.
>>2812424
>being jealous of a male ring rat
Punketty pls.
>>2812793
>Guy is a master at getting laid
>H-H-HE'S A R-R-RING RAT, H-H-HE'S IMMORAL AND PROMISCUOUS
The absolute S T A T E of you lad!!!!!!
lmao!!!!!!!
>>2812800
>has more venereal diseases than Kelly Kelly
No wonder he looks like Baron Corbin these days.
>>2812815
>this desperate virginal reaching
Imagine embarrassing yourself like this and then going back for more
>>2806442
>hey miz, i can still remember when i was relevant
>>2812824
He does look like he's dying of AIDS though.
>>2806857
>Alberto marries slag
>Miz marries hot aryan
Not getting what you're implying there senpai.
>>2808639
>shit at his job
>puts over talent and constantly gets heat
???
>>2812924
They both married slags.
>>2812800
He hooked up with a bunch of locker room sluts. I would say. All those women had multiple wrestling relationships.
If he every hooked up with one of the pure queens out there like Trish, Eve Torres, Lilian or even a Molly or Eve Marie. Then I will tip my hat.
>>2812939
Rock hooked up with Trish.
Rock > Cookie Puss.
>>2812913
This is by far the flimsiest retort I've ever seen to any argument anywhere online ever.
You are a permavirgin, Punk is an established player that can fuck any woman he wants to
Your jealousy is palpable and it is pitiful.
Just be honest with yourself man, resorting to the "h-h-he probably has STIs" is the lamest deflection of insecurity ever.
So Sad!!
>>2812939
If sluts are so easy to bang then why are you still a seething kissless virgin?
>>2812951
He does. Look at how the skin hangs on his "abs"
>>2812955
CM Punk is easy to bang confirmed. Ask Mickey Gall.
>>2812966
>dodges the question
Gotten to
>>2811940
>SEETHING
>>2806442
OP is eternally, perpetually gotten to and seething. And he will never recover.
Winners and losers folks.
OP is what a loser looks like.