>“If that’s where our business is going, to where it’s

>>2803462
he's not wrong

wrestling is a hulking erotic novella and nothing more

>>2803462
Does he not know combat sports are a thing?

>>2803462
>then I don’t want to be a part of it
Big loss.

>>2803462
Hes just a little bitch who can't do a flip. Way to expose yourself for being butt blasted Blandy.

>>2803462
I've never agreed with snek more than right now.

>>2803462
How will WWE recover without Blandy Snoreton.

>>2803462
Oh yes, I'd rather watch another match where 60% of it is headlocks and restholds.

Because headlock, punch, apron ddt, headlock, punch, headlock, headlock, headlock, RKO is so much better because of its lack of choreography.

>>2803564
Technical>Flippy Shit

>>2803570
Are you implying Orton's style is technical? Because he's working the blandest, most basic style there is.

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>>2803564
Does he not do the side slam anymore?

>>2803570
This would be valid if Randy were on the level of someone like Regal or Benoit.

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/OURSNEK/

>>2803462
He worked the entire bingo hall scene into a seething mess.

>>2803462
>"the fanbase actually has growing expectations for work rate and that sounds scary and hard so fuck that haha"

>>2803462
BASED SNEK RKOING RATINGS TO NEW LOWS

>>2803576
This. Orton has always just been kind of ok enough to get by. Without his family name he would have just been a big twinky enhancement talent.

>>2803462
>where it’s just a preconceived, choreographed match...

But this is literally what pro wrestling is. Is Randy feeling ok?

>>2803525
>"muh flips!"

>>2803462
>I can't do thing
>Thing is stupid
Blandy Snoreton

>>2803570
Technical is Kurt Angle. Orton is just boring to watch.

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Could Snek and Baron team up and sqash all the indy fags?

If there's nothing wrong with dives and doing flippy shit because it's "just another style", then where are the psychological wrestlers in the Outlaw/Japanese scene? Where are the Ric Flairs or Ricky Steamboats or Benoits/Guerreros or Jake Roberts'?

Here's a hint: They don't exist, because these stupid kids don't know how to work and just want to get themselves over

I can see where he's coming from. With the whole crackdown on steroids, a new meta has taken over, which may or may not be good for the business. I feel like we're getting too much of a good thing with this increase in cruiserweights.

>>2804467
>this is what Indyfags actually believe
>this is why WWE has been getting Indy-style heatless matches with no story line to them lately

>>2805245
I wonder what kind of head you'd get off smoking Abigail

>>2806492
WWE has been getting no storyline matches for the last 14 years, faggotbreath

>suzuki does thirty minutes worth of submissions
OMG SO GOOD FIVE STAR MATCH THE PSYCHOLOGY IS SO GOOD I LOVE IT
>orton does five minutes of submissions
REEEEEEEE SO BORING 1 STAR MATCH I CAN'T MAKE A GIF OF THIS

>>2806525
Now they have main events with heatless matches exactly of the proliferation of psychology-bereft spot monkeys.

>>2806534
>Quality of performance means nothing

>>2806534
>>orton does five minutes of headlock rest holds

>>2806587
>suzuki does five minutes of sleeper holds

Randy went from burning houses to entire bingo halls and high school gyms.

>implying Orton won't be sent into retirement next time a garbagebag takes him out

>>2803570
>Orton is a technical wrestler

t. kid who has no idea what technical wrestling is

>>2805611
(You) posted this in the other thread and it was wrong there as well.

>>2806534
Who ever tapped out to a headlock?

>>2806539
>if I use big words it'll mask that I have no idea of what I'm talking about

>>2803564
He barely does any headlocks nowadays you obese smark
But your so loved Kevin Blowens spams the shit out of them

>>2808229
Whoever tapped out to Suzuki in a big match?

Literally the same shit but you think one is okay because you're conditioned to think it's good while thinking the other is not because you're conditioned to think it's not.

Entry level smarks like you are just fucking embarrassing

>>2803525
Why would he need to flip this is supposed to be wrestling not gymnastics

>>2808277
Ken Shamrock :P

>Entry level smarks

kek when'd you start being a "smark" lad?

>>2808353
>get utterly BTFO
>g-g-go buh-buh-back to p-p-plebbit

>>2806534
lmao when's the last time orton did a fucking submission.

>>2808373
What is a headlock?

>>2808376
>answer your question with ease
>ask you a question that you bitch out from

"Irrelevant".

>>2808378
A move he's never tapped out anybody with.

>>2808400
>a pancrase fight from twenty years ago
>relevant to minoru suzuki using sleeper holds the same way orton uses side headlocks and there being no real chance of the opponent submitting

Pick one. In before REEEEE MOVING GOALPOSTS YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN WAY MORE SPECIFIC IM STILL RIGHT

>>2808449
>ib REEEE

But you already posted ;)

>getting this mad about banter

>>2808451
If that's your idea of banter you're either american or german

>>2803462
based Randall working the indie smarklets

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>>2803570
>Orton
>Technical
You're technically wrong

He's getting old and is nearing retirement anyway so it's not like he's risking a lot to say this.

>>2803570
Oh look, another retard who doesn't know what he's talking about, shocker.

>>2803462
>blandy boreton hates excitement
not at all surprised. hope he does leave wrestling for good