Can't believe it lads, tomorrow is his day. Not going to

Is he growing to get knocked the fuck out in bellator or something? Bingo hall tag tourey? Was happening?

>>2804758
tomorrow is the same date that he had his "pipebomb" and OP is faggot

>>2804758
he's gonna come to the back of the show in a drunken stupor after downing his first couple beers earlier and make his way to the ring with no music and he'll fall half way down the ramp while the crowds are chanting CM PUNK CM PUNK! as he gets taken out on a stretcher covered in vomit

>>2804758
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>>2804803
Wow you're unfunny kid. Go outside

>>2805412
but it's late

>>2803423
how is he actually coping with the feelings of failure? without any kind of vice, dangerous or not, he must be feeling like shit up until now. "my drug is life" my ass lolz.

>>2805707
maybe he likes internet porn

>>2805707
Don't worry about Punk. How do you live with yourself? Posting on a board with Jaime Moyano..

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>>2805707
>how is he actually coping with the feelings of failure?
That is some Major League Projection right there
wow.

Is Phil doing anything at all recently?

>>2809161
Your mom

>>2805707
>without any kind of vice

I mean, it's 100% confirmed that he fucks like a rabbit, though I've heard straight edgers are split on whether it counts

>>2809283
He fucked your mom like a dog though

>>2805707
>muh everyone goes through depression must do drugs meme
Kys smelly junkie

Serious question, but why does anyone like this guy?

>>2809658
People dig douches when they're not their target.

>>2805707
Found the addict.

Ever thought about what happens if he wins his next fight?

>>2809658
ive always wondered this myself, he seems like such a loser

>>2803423
Quitting wrestling was such a massive mistake for him, at least with regards to his legacy. He could have just left and wrestled in Japan and probably been satisfied. Now he's going to be remembered for pissing around on a reality show and getting his ass kicked by a 23 year old he had no business fighting.

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Mickey Gall, while you stand there, as triumphant as you possibly can be, I want you to stop hitting me. I want you to stop this, because before I leave in three weeks with an 0-1 win-loss record, I have a lot of bones I wanna put back into place.

I am the worst…UFC fighter…in the world. I’ve been the worst ever since day one when I walked into this company, and I’ve been bleeding and crying since that day because the UFC fans saw nothing in me that everybody else was willing to admit. That’s right, I’m a WWE Universe guy. You know who else was a WWE Universe guy? Brock Lesnar…and he split, just like I’m splittin’, but the biggest difference between me and Brock is that I’m going to leave with a 0-1 win-loss record.

I’ve tapped to so many of Mickey Gall’s painful punches that it’s finally dawned on me that they’re just that...they’re completely painful. The only thing that’s not painful is me, and the fact that day-in and day-out, for almost 3 days, I’ve proved to everybody in the world that I am the worst…on this panel, in that octagon, and even in training. Anybody can touch me! And yet, no matter how many times I prove it, I’m on your lovely little Tapout collectors’ gloves, I’m on the cover of the program, I’m outrageously promoted, I don’t get to be in UFC 204, I’m not on any crappy show on the USA Network anymore, I’m on the poster of UFC 203, I’m no longer on signature that’s produced at the start of the Raw. I’m not on the Joe Rogan Podcast, I’m not on UFC 204, but the fact of the matter is I shouldn't be anyway, and trust me, this isn’t sour grapes, but the fact that “Mickey Gall” is in the winner of our match at UFC 203 three days ago and I’m not makes me sick!

>I’m leaving with the 0-1 win-loss record on July 17 and hell, who knows, maybe I’ll go defend it in Bellator…maybe I’ll go back to WWE…hey, John Cena, how you doing?

>>2810100
Do you know how over his wife would have been in Japan? They would have made a lot of money

>>2811677
kek

I always wondered what his dick tastes like

>>2811677
10/10

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>>2811677
This kills the Punk fags.

>>2811677
Legit kek, well done.

>>2811677
Thanks for the keks carter

>>2811677
All you did was retrofit CM Punk's post-wrestling career in there. It's not funny or creative, sorry. Oh, and nice attempt at samefagging too