>Lita and JR will be announcing together for Mae Young

>lita has to dedicate herself to the wwe because her years of slooting mean she can't have children

Many such cases. Sad!

might watch this for sweet confirmation bias that females are awful at everything including commentary but can i really suffer through the pandering crowd chants? probably not

>>2801983
"What a historical night, Lita"
"Yes totally JR, now let's watch some sub-par womens wrestling and pretending it's the best thing ever"
After the winner is announced
'YOU DESERVE IT'
'WOMEN'S WRESTLING' etc etc

>>2801986
FAT NUMALE SEETHING THAT REEEEEEMALES ARE TAKING OVER

>>2801986
>botching grammar twice

>>2801993
Not even seething about women, it's the pandering bullshit. I think Charlotte is one of the best wrestlers on the roster

>>2802004
>getting a tournament is "pandering"

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>>2801949
I'm glad Lita's calling it. If any woman got over b/c of their workrate and technical ability, it's Lita.

>>2802007
The crowd you fucking mark

Matt won

>>2801949
Lita is fucking awful at any speaking role. Probably won't watch this anymore.

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Pirate-chan confirmed fucking when?

>>2802004
>le charlotte is good meme
Oh so you're just retarded then.

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>>2802013
That boobjob is not even done at the best workrate

>>2802040
pretty much

>>2801957
This gave me a chub

how was her commentary at wwf heat? are you guys too young to remember that?

>>2802004
On a roster where Asuka and Io (soon) are on, you pick fucking Charlotte? Jesus.

>>2801949
Should've been two women desu.

I hope Ellsworth runs in during the final and no chin musics both women for a no contest

Pirate Princess is pretty much confirmed winning, isn't she?

>>2801949
>JR
Nice
>Lita
Boo

>>2802094
She's going to be the typical underdog loser that WWE loves so I doubt it.

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>>2802086
>desu

please fucking stooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop

>>2802160
seeeeeething

>>2802139
Well you gotta have a woman and Renee sucks at pbp/color, so it sorta has to be Lita

>>2802164
Lita is even worse and refuses to show up sober

>>2802171
She's not ideal but there really aren't many good options. Trish seems to have moved on and none of the other women's stars of the past have ever shown any ability to do it. Maybe Natalya? Her and Bliss are the only current wrestlers who would even have a shot at being remotely tolerable.

>JR calls the final the best match he has ever seen
>Lita gets off commentary and goes to hug the winner


guaran fuckin tee these happen.

>>2802160
>being this new

18+

So...who of those two will drink more before the show?

did lita invest her money like shit? Why does she still do WWE stuff and trish is just old

>>2802061
Lita and Coach commentating during the Stevie-Night Heat era was GOAT-tier comfy.

*pin drops heard

pissing in toilets will be heard throughout the arena

>>2802311
Not everyone works because they need money you retard

>>2802025
No shit. Hmm... this skank, or a thick Latina goddess?

>>2801949
YOUR-A-CRACK-WHORE *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

> Lita won't be in the tournament herself and get to the semi finals and lose to some crazy good Japanese bitch and go out in a blaze of glory rather than her retirement being Cryme Tyme throwing her dildo in the crowd
Feels bad man. Hall of Famer and that was her retirement.

>>2802201
Natalya and Bliss are probably in the tournament or something

>>2802478
>having blissberg bury all of the new women
Probably not going to be in it. Don't think haitch is that stupid

>>2802481
You seriously think any of the current main roster women is going to win?

>>2802456
She was a botchfest in her prime, nowadays she'd be even worse. The ho sale was a fitting send off.

>>2802149
rent free

>>2801949
>Lita
>Not Portia Perez

Into the trash it goes

>>2802311
Trish is living off a man, while poor Lita can't because she cucked one and no other man is willing to take that risl.

>>2802556
None of them will be in it

>>2802647
Based Edge let her ruin her life for a quickie and then dumped her.

>>2803072
He ruined his marriage. Also, she dumped him.

honestly... how about steph? she's probably the best non-wrestler female talker they've got and can play the heel to JR's babyface

>>2802628
fucking this

>>2801949
>JR gets a one year contract with the WWE
>Out of all of the shows he could commentate they chose a womens "wrestling" tourny
>His wife and dog are still dead and he lives alone

Is there anyone more JUST than JR?

I hope Renee gets added as well.

>>2806690
It took me half the thread to realize it WASN'T Steph to be honest

>>2806690
fuck steph

>>2803116
Edge became a main eventer thanks to the cheating angle. Ruining his marriage was an acceptable price, considering WWE "superstars" are on tour for 300 days. Meanwhile Lita and Matt Hardy were ruined beyond repair. Matt got over recently as a meme but his career as on the limbo for over a decade and he's too old now for doing something with it

>>2801949
>Mae Young Classics
They're ignoring Fabulous Moolah for the lesbian rape and pimp accusations, right?

>>2808463
Because some people in charge wanted to push Edge like crazy. That feud made him the heel that he was, but he already had the mitb and was gonna be world champ regardless.

>>2808445
I would

>>2808474
Mae Young is just a less worse option, but yeah. WWE finally got a clue about moolah

>>2808474
Moolah was the Jannetty. Mae Young was involved in all the angles that everyone remembers such as when she got powered bombed through a table, showed her tits, gave birth to a hand

>>2801957
em htiw klaw erif