Bret was waiting backstage in his private locker-room. Suddenly, he hears a knock on the door. It's Natalya Neidhart. She asks to come in. Bret lets her in and closes the door behind her. "Uncle Bret, I need to ask you something" she said. "My boyfriend wants me to give him... well, oral sex but I don't know if I'm ready". Bret smiled. "Come here, Natalie" he responded. She kneels over to him. "What you need is a man. A real man.". Bret takes her. "...but first, you're going to fart in my face". Natalya whimpers "I-I... I don't" then Bret grabs her by the hair and kisses her deeply. Shocked but aroused, Natalya kisses back. All of a sudden Hornswoggle comes threw the door looking for an autograph. Shocked at what he sees, he rushes out the door. Natalya starts to cry on the floor then to marches out the door. Bret, angered by what just happened, grabs Natalya by the wrists, shuts and locks the door. He smacks Natalya across the face and she goes stumbling to the floor. Bret gets on top of her, holding her down and ripping her clothes off. "Is this what you wanted?" he yells. Natalya screaming and struggling to break free only makes him angrier. He rapes and kills her. He then takes his own life. They say late at night, if you listen close enough inside that arena, you can hear Natalya farting in the arena
Hey Faggots,
My name is Bret, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
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>>2798447
I'd be perfectly fine with him raping and murdering Natalya if it meant he'd off himself too.
>>2798447
bump because I know pedo mod hates this pasta
>>2798457
Classic.