>Daniel Bryan gets paid a lot of money to do minimal work, fuck Brie Bella, and be a dad to his new hippie, vegan baby
>He's a notorious troll
>He spends the next 14 months working the smarks with the idea that he's going to wrestle in a small indy fed like NJPW, CMLL, or ROH
>The smarks work themselves into an autistic fit at the thought of manlets doing flippy shit and kicks
>Daniel Bryan generates more publicity for himself forcing Vince to give him a bigger contract with better perquisites
>14 months from now the smarks realize it was fucking retarded to think Daniel Bryan would risk his health.in a tiny promotion because he's a mark for himself
>vegan baby
isn't this shit illegal? i heard a vegan couple was arrested for manslaughter after giving their newborn nothing but apple juice
>>2798238
baby food is literally protein shakes
>>2798238
is breast milk not vegan. its literally as green as you can get
>>2798245
yes goy drink (((gerbers))) do not take the lactation pill
CMLL has better attendance than WWE
>e-drone OP is dumb-as-shit
>>2798197
Daniel Bryan isn't a lazy fuck like you so he will leave wwe and work as a professional wrestler instead of phoning the rest of his career in as a parody of wrestling
>>2798257
[Citation needed]
Just because you saw a clip from a big show doesn't mean they consistently still out arenas every week.
>>2799053
>leaves WWE
>gets concussed
>ends up Droz'd
>applies for legends program
>gets rejected by WWE
>wife divorces him gets all his money
>internally decapitates self while wrestling in bingo halls to make ends meet