What's with his terrible muscle definition? He's not fat and I'd assume he trained a lot. Even when he was training for his MMA he looked like shit.
>>2796603
>>2796603
Looks fine.
He has a great look and a fucking charisma magnet
>>2796616
He looks like shit.
>>2796612
>made the girl stand in front of him to hide his toothpick legs
Nash is so insecure.
>>2796603
He has absolute shit-tier genetics
>>2796603
Loose skin
>>2796624
Not really LMAO faggot
>>2796631
>6'2
>handsome face
>most women in the back found him attractive
go look in the mirror first
>>2796630
Massively jacked 57 years old very secure Kevin Nash with repaired quads more muscular than CM Punk 20 years his junior.
>>2796645
And CM Punk is straight edge and doesn't use roids, and Nash fucking loves him some roids.
>>2796631
Agreed.
To make up for Punk's poor physique here's Big Kev with IFBB pro tier genetics.
>>2796645
dat HGH gut tho
Punk had a great body type. Look at the Gracie family and Sakuraba. They took on much heavier opponents in MMA and destroyed them. Connor would destroy Braun in an MMA bout.
>>2796645
>fucking horrible shape
>still has chicken legs
We get it, you're gay for Nash.
>>2796657
You forgot Kimbo getting BTFO by a literal who
>loser Punk marks argue with Wolfpack about which idol of theirs has a better body
This board is cancer. Close it down.
>>2796670
The fact that you have that pic saved proves your faggotry.
>>2796702
>hot.jpg
>>2796670
Jesus... What a faggot.
>>2796772
>Wrong and wroked.
Stop trying to justify your latent homosexuality.
>>2796772
BTFO
>>2796603
Cause Punk never really cared, he just convinced a lot of people that he did. Moreover, he convinced himself, which is why he gets so butthurt when people call him out.
If Punk cared, he would've developed a decent physique and actually learned the basics of MMA, not just attend a camp that he paid a lot of money for so that he could say "At least I followed my dreams" on PPV and have the same skinny-fat look he had in WWE
>>2796612
She's fucking hideous
>>2796645
we aint talk quads.
it's his calfs he hates.
it is because his body is blown the fuck out but still.
>>2796603
If Punk wasn't such a shoot loud mouth about WWE and he'd put on a just a little more visual muscle during his run as champ I'd have no doubt that WWE would've been quick to put him in that #1 spot he'd always wanted.
>>2796603
Punk is genetic trash, simple as
look at his pencil neck and tiny wrists, zero prenatal and pubertal testosterone exposure
doesn't help he never did roids either
he isn't an athlete and was never a jock, he's an average guy with a big mouth
you see what happens when he actually competes against someone with good genetics, he gets whooped around like a wet towel
>>2797045
>he isn't an athlete and was never a jock
One of the shittiest athletes I've ever seen. Just a complete joke. I'm glad Dana paid him just so he could humiliate himself and the WWE. Brilliant move by Dana.
>>2796662
>>2796702
>>2796772
He makes my cock rock hard and I don't care what you homophobes have to say about it.
He never tried to change it
>>2796603
>I'd assume he trained a lot
you assumed wrong
>>2797856
He got a lot of defense though
>>2797856
>the scuttle
every time
>>2797856
>>2797893
>that complete lack of leverage by Punk
pathetic
>>2796603
Some birds never fly
>>2797893
He wouldn't have won anyway, but how did he expect to do any good without putting his weight behind it? He's pushing from the side the whole time.
Bu bu bu but guys hes married to a 30 year old lady and has a million dollars, you cant say anything bad about CM Punk-every CM Punk mark.
>>2798092
no, he couldn't.
>>2796984
nice paint skills faggot
narrow shoulders, no stomach definition, flabby chest, skinny arms. he's not a natural athlete. good on the mic, but the guy couldnt bust a grape. he belongs in pro wrestling, not mma
>>2796645
You gotta be some kind of faggot to save this pic and have it on hand
>>2796616
If you're one of those nu-males who avoids going to the gym more often because you're afraid of becoming "too" muscular, then yes
>>2798978
>getting this BTFO
I'll accept your apologies whenever you feel like giving them
>>2796603
>Punk spent so much time going on about "muscles don't matter in MMA"
>Scheduled to fight Mickey Gall
>Did not lift at all, ever
>Ate nothing but soy beans and vegan cupcake sprouts for 2 years
>Insulted our lord and savior Jesus Christ many times just to be edgy
>Weigh-in happens
>Punk looks like Mickey's son despite being 20 years older than Mickey
>Mickey is on a whole 'nother level and you can see the fear in Punk's eyes, trying not to look at Mickey's savage obliques and superior bulge
>It is in this moment that CM Phil imagines a different past where ate steak every night, trained with Ryback and prayed to the lord for gains
>Fight night comes
>Phil starts to gallop toward Mickey trying to trample him but he just doesn't have the horsepower
Pic related, Phillip's blasphemous underpants
>>2798092
Not even in his dreams