ALL OF THESE THINGS BABY WHO I AM BABY ALL OF THESE THINGS

I unironically mark out at this commercial, it's just so good

>>2785516
When is that ass returning to SD Live! to feud with Maria and Mike Kanellis?

>>2785516
I think it's, "all of these things make me who I am"

>>2785554
Bliss was only drafted like two months ago. I doubt they'll move her back so soon

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Getting tired of waiting for her to come back

she makes me do a cum desu

>>2785516
Edrone anthem
>Repeat after me, ALL OF THESE THINGS BABY WHO I AM
>Repeat, ALL OF THESE THINGS BABY WHO I AM
Over and over until you suck Vince's cock

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>>2785521

>E-drone
>Unironically impressed and blown away by a shitty slideshow accompanied by a soothing lullaby of a song brainwashing and encouraging you to spend your hard-earned money to purchase corporate clothing

God, you fucking E-drones really ARE pathetic. You have to be children, you have to be, impressed by all the shiny, bright lights and colors that this awful commercial displays. Do all of you subhumans have such low standards or is it just you?

>>2785620
>>2785624
>T-The drones
the state of shitposting on this board

>>2785620
>>2785624
>Samefag

>>2785516
>>2785555
>MATERIAL GOODS GIVE MY LIFE MEANING
>MATERIAL GOODS GIVE MY LIFE MEANING
>SHOP AT WWE TODAY

All of these *slurp* *slurp* things *slurp* *slurp*
Who *slurp* I *slurp* I am a WWE slave *slurp* *slurp* made to consume *slurp* *slurp* You think for me *slurp* I just take it from you *slurp* With no regrets because my life was over anyways *finishes on your face*

This commercial is so fucking lame, they so badly want to be a Disney-like company but everyone knows they're a fucking traveling carny show.

>>2785624
this

>>2785624
Hol up, how do you know about the commercial???

Isn't their merch supposed to be really cheap shit?

Memes aside, it's pretty lame if you think wearing a piece of merchandise / would define your personality, pretty much the society today with the rise of twitter, facebook etc.

>>2785516
Fuckin gold diggin whore... Can't stand this bitch

>>2785554
Will Mike feud with John Bella?

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>>2785516
ALL OF THESE THINGS BAY BAY WHO I AM BAY BAY

ADAM COLE BAY BAY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WVJCQby2QI

>>2785516

I like the Cena qt in the ad

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>>2785926
Fucking exposed

ALL THESE THINGS BABY WHO I AM
ALL THESE THINGS BABY WHO I AM
ALL THESE THINGS BABY WHO I AM
ANMENYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>2785521
(You)

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>>2785516

>>2785624
>>2785926
Of course he is not going to respond

>>2786333
I wish Brie was the one who got the tits because then you'd have that 9/10 body with that 8/10 face instead of the 2/10 face on an 9/10 body

>>2785516
Hate this garbage

>>2786358
>2/10 face
Neckbeard detected

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>>2785554
>mfw Cena and Nikki are gonna bury Maria and Mike Cucknellis as soon as they return

>>2785521
I like the tune

>>2785521
Which commercial?

>>2786687
virgin detected