You've died and gone to hell for your years of shitposting. Satan allows you trial by combat to save your mortal soul. He picks the booker, the wrestler, the match stipulation and the venue. You pick a wrestler to be your champion. Both wrestlers will be at the prime version of their careers. The booker ultimately decides who wins the match, the wrestlers kayfabe power levels/accomplishments are irrelevant to the booker's decision.
[spoiler]He picks Dave Metzer as the booker. Kenny Omega as his champion. Young Bucks on a Pole match as the stipulation and a WCPW event as the venue.[/spoiler]
Who is your champion? How fucked are you?
>Meltzer booking
>for WhatClickbait
The fuck is this shit?
(I pick Okada.)
>>2785145
>arguing with Satan
>>2785122
>Satan chooses the booker
>The booker chooses the winner
So why am I even playing? Do you understand how retarded this sounds? That's like saying Satan allows you trial by combat to the death to save your mortal soul. Satan chooses Conor "Angry Irish Midget" MacGregor, and you can only choose people who are already deceased. GO!
>>2785169
The booker has no stake in either Satan or you winning. He's just there to fulfill his own autistic booking desires for himself.
>>2785122
>Who is your champion?
Bryan Danielson.
>How fucked are you?
I'll take my chances
>>2785122
I pick Ric Flair as my champion
Antonio Inoki
I would pick bret hart. and then when he loses i will get sent to purgatory because bret will complain for eternity that he wasnt supposed to lose a fake wrestling match. legal loopholes working the devil into a shoot
>>2785122
Goldberg.
Bruno Sammartino.
We go out for pizza after the match
Brock Lester or John Cena
>>2785122
>Champion
Chris Beniot
>How fucked am i
Super..but atleast i get to watch chris beniot wreslte one last time.
>>2785802
Does he come out to his WCW Theme w/ mullet, 4 Horsemen theme (The last version when he was tagging with Malenko), or his WWE theme?
>>2785830
I grew up with his wwe theme, so his wwe theme forsure.
>>2785830
His 2d wcw theme https://youtu.be/G9SIMcxX5Ac https://youtu.be/iG5Ob1e3uds
>>2785850
I never knew there was a vocal version! For me he comes out to the final Horsemen theme
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRp-CikAAzc
Mullet included