>Hypocrite >Whiner >Coward >Manlet >Doesn't

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>>2768969
Delete this please!

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>>2768969
Cuck Man Phil BTFO

>>2768969
CM Phil looks so dorky in the top pic

>>2768969
Holy shit how will Cringe M Punk and his terrible cringey fan base EVER recover?

>>2768969

Gets to fuck AJ Lee whenever he wants.

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>stole his hands routine from Wanderlei Silva

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>only man to get a good match out of Undertaker in the last 5 years
>only man to get a good match out of Brock Lesnar in the last 5 years
>only man to get a 5 star match out of Big Match John
>only man to sell more tshirts than Big Match John
>more over than Triple H ever was
>refused to work with Triple H at WrestleMania
>refused to piss in a cup until Triple H did
>regular threesomes with AJ Lee and Kaitlyn
>not insecure about his wife's sexual history
>boned Maria
>boned Lita
>Paul Heyman Guy
>most famous pipebomb in history
>boned Kelly Kelly
>boned Mickie James
>most famous podcast in history
>best friends with Colt Cabana
>name chanted during every boring segment for the last 3 years
>made Vince pay big money for Cult Of Personality
>boned Becky Bayless
>boned Traci Brooks
>lives in Stephanie's head rent free
>one of UFCs biggest draws
>created The Shield
>worked Ryback to tears and a mental breakdown
>worked Dr Chris into a lawsuit
>marks love him
>smarks love him
>longest reigning WWE champ of the century
>GOAT
>Rich as fuck
>Famous
>6'2
>Big dick
>Married AJ Lee
>Is straight-edge; completely toxic free
>Got out of wrestling before he destroyed his body
>Anti-smarks still obsessed with him years after he left
>Exposed The Rock
>Exposed Vince
>Exposed Chris Jericho
>Most important indy wrestler of all time
>Brought wrestling back to the mainstream and made it cool again
>Was the first to endorse Antonio Cesaro and Seth Rollins before they even got to the main roster
>Was able to elevate himself from a heatless directionless midcarder to red hot main event status in just 6 minutes
>Was the best part about the show anytime he was on
>Had the best theme songs in wrestling history
>Most entertaining guy in any room at any time
>Is the reason people finally started to say no to WWE's bullshit
>Is the reason based DBry had his WrestleMania moment
>Proven draw anytime WWE gave him a chance

>>2769423
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>>2769423
Cringing so hard right now

>>2769423
This is 100% true.
World Waning Entertainment has not recovered since his departure.

>>2768969
Has there ever been a gathering of such monumental anti-draws in one pic before?

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>>2769423
I saw CM Punk at a grocery store in Chicago yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>>2769459
I stand corrected

>>2768969
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>>2768969
Decades from now, WWE management and their fans will still be lamenting the loss of CM Punk.

>>2769512
Nah

>>2769512
Empty seats during tv tapings, public interest in the product, merchandise sales, and CM Punk chants say otherwise. The guy was a brilliant performer and to suggest otherwise is downright ignorant. He had nothing left to prove so he left on his own terms and is better off because of it. If he returns it will be in a NJPW ring.

>>2768969
>Has accomplished more while in the WWE than OP has in their entire life,

>>2769423
Holy shit RIP OP.

>>2769532

CORRELATION DOES NOT EQUAL CAUSATION

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>>2768969
And yet you're letting him live in your mind rent free. How doe sit feel to know that, despite everything you just said, he will always be more successful than you ever will be?

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S-shut up E-drone

>>2769460
that sounds just like cm cunt

>>2769423

I agree on all of this but by best theme song Inhope to god you mean the Killswitch Engage song. Cult of Personality is the most annoying garbage.

>>2768969
That second pic

>Dear Slim, I wrote but you still ain't callin'

>people itt still don't realize EVERYONE comes back eventually

unless they're dead, of course

>>2768969
Holy shit Phil BTFO

Punk was hot for a few months and WWE completely dropped the ball. OP is absolutely right on all points and he is a complete asshole in many way, but there was a moment when he could've did something cool and WWE fucked it up.

>>2773783
>never heard of jeff jarrett

>>2769407
this

>>2771476
>not recognizing the copypasta

CM Cuck is a joke. I'm embarrassed that I was ever a fan.

>>2773937
Me too nigga. Still have a never worm Cm Cuck shirt in my closet. The "In Punk We Trust" gray one. What should I do with it bro??

Would I be able to make sheckles on Ebay or nah?

>>2768969
CM JUNK SUCKS