>Welcome to impact wrestling anon, we are glad to have you in a thriving company like impact wrestling. We are number 2 in the world of sports entertainment with stars like rockstar spud, ec3, and how can we ever forget Kongo Kong. Here's your contract you will not regret it.
lmao id rather work for hotdogs and beer at my local gym tbf
>>2766905
Where are your designated shitting streets located?
>>2766905
Can I fuck you now, Dixie?
>>2766905
Dixie loves them Indians
>>2766921
No you wouldn't. TNA is one of the most watched wrestling companies in America, and TV time is real estate for yourself. People who say they'd never work for TNA must not have much business sense, especially if you were completely unknown before.
>>2766905
Alright Dixie, the ink is wet but there. Now do I take my pants of here or back at my motel?
Am I gonna actually wrestle or just gonna be a plant for your shows?