Which one is going to be dead or permanently crippled when

>>2765668
James Ellsworth

Nobody since they asked them to tone it down .

>>2765668
Tamina or Mella. They're the worst workers in the match. Charles won't hurt herself but she might injure someone else. Natty and Becketty are pretty safe workers so they're the least likely to be hurt, unless it's by Charles.

>>2765668
Sasha is not in the match, so everybody will be fine.

Charlotte is the only one that will be allowed to do a big spot, so her. Can't let anyone else look good

>>2765684
There is merit to this statement.

RuRu runs in and pulls a MiSu, injuring the 5.

>>2765668
None, because women aren't nearly as bad at wrestling as you make them out to be. It'll be a decent match; not the best on the card, but not the worst either.

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>>2765715

>>2765715
>Charlotte almost paralysed Sasha
>Natalya's legendary flopping fish botch
>Carmella can't even do moves besides the bronco buster and her finisher
>Tamina's one move is a superkick
>Becketty is an easily gassed botched machine
Yes, yes there are really that bad.

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>>2765724
>>2765735

>>2765735


>Charlotte almost paralysed Sasha
it's sasha's fault not catching charlotte properly
>Natalya's legendary flopping fish botch
it's a long time ago m8
>Carmella can't even do moves besides the bronco buster and her finisher
development problem, she's fine as lower card grill otherwise
>Tamina's one move is a superkick
you forget she can do slams and actual finisher is a splash
>Becketty is an easily gassed botched machine
Becky probably the most stable 4 horsewomen

well why are you complaining about this history making match? having a women ladder match is great for them

>>2765735
yes they are beyond terrible

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>>2765735
>>2765724

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>>2765715

>>2765752
Gb2tumblr

>>2765758
stop justifying the botching divas you idiot get over it they are embarassing pathetic garbage

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>>2765724
>>2765735
>>2765760
we can do this all day

>>2765765
>the state of this white knight cuck

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>>2765715
Lmao

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>>2765767

>>2765684
Becketty fag seething

>>2765751
YOU CANT PLAN

>>2765769
>The "Big" Dog

>>2765765
Of course you can. You have a VASTLY bigger sample size.

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>>2765769
>can only find botches from old fucks and low tier male workers
>charlotte and becketty are supposed to be '''''''''''''''''top'''''''''''' women.

>>2765765
Not a botch, just a well executed heel turn.

>>2765767
thiz guy is pathetic makes me sick lol womens wrestling is garbage and they are all whores that are only there because they slept with the higher ups

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>>2765752

>>2765765

Is this really a botch? The idea of a big boot from the third rope is retarded but it was performed okay, it's only that performing it okay didn't assure him he was going to be safe.

>>2765771
Holy fuck it's still so hilarious. These bitches completely lack any sort of improv skills, they're deer in headlights without the script
>muh hart dungeon

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>>2765769
Love his expression here

>>2765765
Oh man wasn't expecting to see some snap city shit in this thread

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I could do this all day, but I won't.

The point is, while women obviously aren't as good as men, they aren't that bad. They're capable of putting on a decent match without killing themselves.

>>2765785
his leg snapped clean in two m8, I wouldn't call that a successful move

>>2765765
Friendly reminder that this almost happened to okada in the 625000 star match

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>>2765771
this shit is hilarious
Nattie knows she can't go off script so she just looks fucking stupid

>>2765781
>female '''''''''''powerhouse''''''''' can't lift a 90lbs woman
It amazes me that people just chose to forget this but had heart attacks over Jinder's elbow to Finn

>>2765795
no they arent get over it idiot the womens are whores with no talent

>>2765795
They are bad you virgin cuck. Stop trying to downplay it, they won't sleep with you either way

>>2765772

BASED GOTCH

>>2765781
What even is this suppose to be?

>>2765805
She could have. She chose not to because she's a fucking hack that doesn't have the first clue how to improvise or work on the fly. None of the women do, they need to have their hand held through every step of a match. Despite that their heavily rehearsed NXT matches are still littered with botches.

>>2765819
A horse drop

>>2765819
Top turnbuckle backbreaker as used by Roderick Srong https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8Txmwo87mc

>>2765795
Their low quality has nothing to do with the amount of botches they have compared to the men. It's the fact that none of them can make any move seem like it had real contact. My favorite example for demonstrating this is the way women take clotheslines vs the way men take clotheslines. A male wrestler will flip backward and land on his front. A female wrestler will begin falling backward long before there's any contact.

>>2765668
Hopefully all of them.

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>>2765724

>>2765668
>implying this match won't just be a disappointing 5 minute cool down match before the real main event
WWE has zero faith in this division. The "revolution" is a failure. The briefcase may as well be a kendo stick

>>2765779
Underrated post

>>2765668
Tamina will only do a couple of power moves, so she'll be fine
Carmella will be seriously hurt if she tries anything remotely dangerous but she might not do that
Charlotte will probably moonsault of a ladder to the outside but she's probably going to be fine also
Natty and Becky are super safe
Ellsworth will probably take the nastiest bump of the bunch but he's pretty decent and shouldn't get hurt either

So... maybe Carmella gets hurt, but I doubt it. Lana would have been the real danger in the match, but they sadly (and smartly) moved her to the title match

Carmela and Becky can get the ding dong diddly

>>2767234
Shouldn't you be molesting your nephew?

Who gives a shit, neither of them is over anyway. I miss the bra and panties era.

>>2767299
no just your mom faggot

>>2765668
You for watching wwmeme E Drone

>>2767364
take your bingo hall outlaw shit and go fuck yourself

>>2765860
looks kinda based tbqh

>>2765975
>guy who almost made himself eat a Styles Surprise
>decent

Remember Ellsworth wouldn't even be here if AJ wasn't the GOAT.

>>2765803
I'm positive I've seen X-pac do a similar move like this, the only difference was he stayed on his stomach while spinning and slap the guy on the back of the head

>>2765803
it's like a retarded spinaroonie

>>2765715
There bodies are weaker, so unless they seriously gimmick the ladders (which even when they gimmick them for the men they get hurt), then there is guarenteed an injury if the match is extreme like it will be. Feminists BTFO

>>2765668
i really hope becky suffers a career ending injury tonight

>>2765860
>breaks her eye socket

too good of a knee tbqh

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>>2765781
no lie, when they wrestle charlotte nearly kills sasha at least once a match.

>>2767933
Everyone makes mistakes. I'd still trust Ellsworth to take a nasty bump over all the women in the match.

>>2768238
And sasha can keep up with her. Some of these women have never worked a match in their life.

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>>2765752
>Becky probably the most stable 4 horsewomen
>horsewomen
>stable
Was that intentional?

>>2765781
>there are people who legitimately think this is Sasha's fault

I mean, I'm not a fan of Sasha, but holy shit. Charles has almost killed her several times in the ring

>>2765679
>Tamina's a bad worker

Sorry but that's pure B.S.

Tamina is actually a really great wrestler. It's just that she gets stuck in really shitty booking angles and never gets a honest push.

>>2765781
>reaction of green shirt guy in crowd
kek

>>2768335
well considering her dad murdered someone might have something to do with that and vince only keeps her there because shes his daughter and shes probably the least pushed samoan in the history of the business

>>2765752
>it's a long time ago m8
It was last year.

>>2768335
She's terrible and botches nearly every spot. There's a reason she doesn't have many singles matches.

She is most likely to kill someone at MitB.

>>2765769

lmao @ the crowd. This was the main event right?

>>2768367
Considering it was like a 5 hour show, and every smark knew the outcome ahead of time, I can't really blame them for having no energy.

>>2765668
Hopefully everyone but Mella

>>2765795
>decent match
Has never happened
>without killing themselves
Has never happened

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>>2765735
>Yes, yes there are really that bad.

Good to know no man has ever made a mistake in a wrestling match.

And yes, they have fewer women, so some are put into positions a guy of the same quality wouldn't be, simply because there would be others with more experience. Charlotte, Nattie and Becky can still put up really good matches that a lot of the midcard men couldn't top.

None of the divas can cut an even halfway decent promo. Forget that maybe 1 or 2 of them are ok in the ring. You can't get over if you can't cut a promo. The divas segments are boring every week because they all get in the ring together and take turns speaking awkwardly into the mic.

>>2765679
Tamina isn't dying. She's the heavy that gets to stay on the ground and catch people. She might fuck up and kill someone else though.

>>2768375
5 hours? You're missing 2 hours there.

>>2765822
That's a huge flaw with WWE/NXT. They teach wrestlers to work sequences memorised ahead of time. Apparently that's the 'correct' way to wrestle these days, even though 15 years ago they literally killed DDPs career because everyone thought he was an insult to wrestling for wanting to memorise his matches. WWE don't teach wrestlers to improvise and get mad at wrestlers who do.

>>2765781
This is how well they are going to catch charlotte, when she moonsaults off the ladder!

>>2765668
Carmella

tfw more excited for women's mitb match than the men's

>>2765668 I think it's Charlotte's night tonight, she'll snap her legs and roll to ringside in a wheelchair for half a year.

>>2768413
Based Sheamus looking out for Cesaro

>>2765803
Bah gawd, she snapped her right in half!
>>2765860
Aksana porn fucking never.