>WWE hall of fame ceremony >Andy Kaufman is being inducted

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>WWE hall of fame ceremony
>Andy Kaufman is being inducted
>Bob Zmuda is chosen to accept on his behalf
>ceremony goes as planned
>as Zmuda is given award by Jerry Lawler, Tony Clifton shows up
>predictable antics ensue, but it's nostalgic lulz nonetheless
>arguing, Lawler rips of Tony Clifton's sunglasses, mustache, wig
>its Andy Kaufman
>he's older but it's undeniably him
>ANDY_FUCKING_KAUFMAN
>the crowd loses their fucking shit
>Bob Zmuda gets a boner so big that it pushes over the podium
>Jerry Lawler reverse-ages 30 years as his goatee grows back in less than 20 seconds
>all major major news outlets scramble to report live on the event
>celebrity gossip columnists across the globe all begin to start having violent seizures
>#andylives trends on Twitter for 14 minutes before the server is overloaded and the site crashes for 4 days
>the remaining cast of Taxi converges into an amorphous Akira-style blob in downtown Los Angeles
>Michael Stipe kills himself live on webcam
>Jim Carrey ejaculates blood for 45 minutes straight
>dozens of dead comedians, including Sam Kinison, Richard Pryor and Chris Farley briefly rise from the grave, laugh heartily for about 10 minutes, then collapse dead again
>President Donald Trump calls an emergency press conference congratulating Andy on beating his own personal record of greatest troll in all of humanity
>back to the arena
>at this point Jerry Lawler has delivered a piledriver to every member of the WWE roster, including himself
>Andy raises his right hand, signaling for the crowd's silence
>it takes 45 minutes, but a subtle hush eventually envelops the arena
>Andy's eyebrows lower and his eyes dart back and forth
>he awkwardly leans into the microphone
>"Tank you very much"
>all known civilization goes into convulsions
>the earth slowly begins to drift away from its elliptical orbit