>he takes you on a date >takes you back to his place >says

>>2764050
How's it going everybody!

I immerse myself in the rich history of professional wrestling

>start walking around the room
>*papers crumpling at your feet*
>Dave yells at you for stepping on the April 1995 edition of the Observer
>so heres the thing

>>2764051
This is Jim from Virginia

Smells gross in here

>>2764050

Ask him to turn on some Friday night in Arena Mexico

>>2764050
What does that room smell like? I assume sweat and peppermint

>>2764191
Smells like cum and Cheetos

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>>2764050
>implying women browse /asp/

>>2764424
me but i won't let guys enter my room

Dave, what'd you think about the date?

>>2764089
>it...uhhh....it was good uhh....

>>2764050
id give him a rusty trombone while he wears the la parka mask and hits me with a chair when he busts a nut and does the little dance

>>2764476
Uh y'know it was a date. It was...it was alright.

>>2764574
i would never say something like that

Why is Dave going on dates when he's married and has children?

>>2764050
based!

I'd give this room six and a half stars

>>2764050
Big Dave you gotta turn on the monitor first bro

>"wow how is he in the bathroom and his room at the same time?! it can't be his twin because he told me he was an only child..."

>>2764050
> hey what did you say you do for a living?
> "i'm a reporter"
> looks like reporters office from every movie ever
> go on about my life because i'm not an /asp/ neet

>>2764050
Why does he sit like that?

>>2764476
>Well uhhh initially the plan was too uhhh you know see a movie. But uhhh plans change you know?

>>2764050
It is what it is.

>>2764050
I love this pic