What does Gaytch see in her? Seriously? I'm not memeing

She's here in the US because she's bored/blackballed in Japan

She must give the most legendary blowjobs. There's no other explanation.

>>2763779
Probably this

>Way past her prime
Wrong.
>Not attractive
Subjective.
>Out of shape
Wrong.
>Can't cut promos
Christ.
>Full Sail crowd barely gives her a reaction (imagine her on the main roster)
Just stop.

>>2763772
Not even memeing here, her body (and face) is so fucking appealing. She's actually in great shape but has that little extra thickness on top which gives her that natural woman vibe. She watches her figure but she's not anal about dieting or stopping eating before she's not hungry anymore. That body can also take a good hard fucking and she'd be able to handle every second of it.

I'm guessing you're under 18 and/or have never been with a woman. I on the other hand am a man, and have been with a real woman, and I would drench that tummy with my cum.

>>2764547
She's 36 in September. Fucking ancient in woman years. Her best days are long gone

I don't understand how you don't just look at her and want her to sit on your face.
It's like a primal desire.

>>2764547
>>2764558
>flabby belly that flops around and constantly needs to be tucked into trunks
>visibly gassed, huffing and puffing after only a few minutes
Kek she's in objectively terrible shape

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>>2764681
this

>>2764686
This. There's a reason the women's matches are shorter under Asuka than Bayley and Sasha. Her stamina is non existent

>>2764690
Ewwww

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UGSUKA HUNGRY

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>>2763772
>>2764686
>>2764827
Hey carter

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>>2764850
nope

>>2764850
>Carter making every thread about him

hi Carter!

>>2764850
>>2764853
samefaggot

>>2764850
>>2764853
>>2764888
hi carter

>>2764888
>>2764891
>>2764850

based NJPW bro blowing out the obese anti0smarks

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>>2764888
>>2764891
>>2764894
>>2764895
>>2764896

cringe

CRINGE

>spamming

lol b&

>>2763772
>she's doing a literal monkey pose in that pic
KEK

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>>2763772
>>Way past her prime
>>Not attractive
>>Out of shape
>>Can't cut promos
>>Full Sail crowd barely gives her a reaction (imagine her on the main roster)

You are wrong about every single one of these things.

>>2764974
>>>/a/

>>2763772
Erection fuel for the millions and millions jerking off at home like you and me

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>>2764980
>erection fuel
bestiality is illegal

>>2764989
You jizzed to her countless times, like anyone else on this board

>>2765051
My mom will die in her sleep if I lie

I have never jizzed or even attempted to fap to or got hard to her once

she is a fat, monkey looking, middle aged, pan faced gook

>>2763772
They just don't have enough female wrestlers. If you're male you have to be in incredible shape, amazing on the mic and pull of five star matches every week just to get the chance to be squashed by Lesnar/Reigns. Women can just turn up.

>>2763772
me either

>>2765066
this

What does Gaytch see in her....
>Can actually wrestle.
>Wrestled men to the point that she can sell she can handle it against them and not 'go back to the kitchen'
>Trended worldwide inc. Sky Sports, ESPN, TOKYOSport, India SPORT making actual reports on her streak.
>Sells Merchandise, Second to Roode, Her figurine outsells any other female one.
>Successful business
>Meltzer gives consistant 4 stars. Average womens 2.
>Horsettyfags cant handle she's the reigning, defending, undefeated...

Stay mad.

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>>2766183
>he fell for the asuka can wrestle meme
Pleb. Pic related is a woman that can actually wrestle. Asuka is WWMeme diva tier

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>>2766188
>woman that can actually wrestle
>posts a gif of some bitch doing fucking flipy shit that you could watch in the circus
Fuck off you disgusting weeb mark.

>>2766298
Cringe

>>2766188
She can wrestle though. Her past is proof.
There's no denying io can wrestle as well.
The true problem that people bring up that has any form of argument is that she's pretty old and in developmental.
Anything other than that is straight up denying facts or bashing on her for some reason.
It's hard to hate someone when a person spams consistent falsehoods and fallacies. In fact, it just makes it easier to point out which ones are wrong and see how good they actually are.

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>>2766298
>muh flips
Most versatile worker in WWE and don't forget it, fat anti-smark.

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>>2766376
>versatile
>posts a gif of a bitch doing basic indie moves
Oh wow you really showed me. R-really made me think.

Also, I'm not a antismark because that would mean that you're a smark. But you're not. You're fucking mark and your waifu is shit.
Fuck off faggot.

>>2766183
Cringe

>>2766188
>Pic related is a woman that can actually wrestle
what's that hold called?

Asuka will NEVER make it to the main roster

Screen cap this

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>>2763772
>have next women's revolution
>the game, the cerebral assassin, triple h imports a japanese goddess
>she outperforms all the women
>kills the women's revolution meme with a superior woman

it's advanced misogyny, you can't possibly think on the level of hunner. he's the cerebral assassin after all.

>>2767830
cringe

>>2764686
>>2763772
>s-she's fat!
What is this meme? She has the same body type as Nikki Cross or Io Shirai.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>2767866
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BTFO
T
F
O

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>>2767866
>when the person who made the poll leaves and stops changing his IP to vote in it

the longer the poll is up the more Asuka gets destroyed

>>2767876
can't wait to cap it in a day and Asuka is ugly is clearly ahead lol

>>2763772
NXT has no other decent woman left on the roster, so she has to carry the whole division, because she can at least put up decent matches.

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>>2763772
>dem wide hips
>those thicc thighs
>that soft tummy

Anthony Fantano, internet's busiest music nerd here. I'm feeling a strong 8 to a weak 9 on this one. Her breasts could be bigger, but she's beautifully thicc for an asian girl. Really, really enjoyed fapping to this picture.

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>>2767866
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>2767939
Kek

>>2767939
>rigging a pointless poll
the state of /asp/

>>2767912
Fat =/= thick

>>2768701
she' not fat

>>2763772
His attempt at smark catering, anytime a sack of shit like Joe or a skeleton manlet like Balor gets the spotlight it's down to haitch.

It'll be worse when Vince dies and there will be no leash to control haitch.

>>2768705
100% this.

Gaytch will be the final nail in the coffin for WWE

>>2767866
>rigging a pointless pol
the state of NJPW weebs

>>2767697
That was never the plan you dumb tub of lard

>>2768727
NJPW? She wrestled for Stardom.

>state of the one poster on asp

>>2768708
It's clear he wants to create his own "version" of WWE because he doesn't have Vince's mindset and/or wants to leave his own legacy. Kinda like Shane leaving WWE to go his own route.

>>2768742
>weeb knowing this

hi poll rigger!

>>2768742
She didn't wrestle for either company

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>>2768742
>>2768751
>anti-smarks can't even figure out how google searches work to get their facts right