I think I draw I know I'm over I got the looks That drives

sexy BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY

>Sami comes on screen
>It aint dimes starts playing

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I think I'm fat
I know I'm ugly
I got autism
That makes everyone cringe
I got the cellulite, that really makes them puke
I send the ratings
Into the toilet
I'm just a fat monkey

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We think we're cool
We know we're vanilla midgets
We got the moves
That half fill the bingo halls
We sell our merchandise
Out the trunk of our own car
We're just indy darlings

>>2761705
BASED
A
S
E
D

>>2761705
massive lmao

>>2761705
>forced meme

I've got no strength
In my upper body
I wear a vest
To hide by fat man boobs
The crowd they boo
I don't draw dimes
I'm lucky that
I'm related to the rock
I'm just a big fat flop
*big flat flop*
I crash the ratings
*crash the ratings*
I'm not a draw
*not a draw*
The crowd hates me
*hates me*

>>2764665
THIS

>>2764624
>weeb faggot

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I'm 5ft tall
I've got a big butt
I am so BASED
I make all the smarks seethe
I am saviour
Of women's wrestling
You can all thank me
When I'm in the hall of fame
I'm such a cutie pie
*cutie pie*
And so great on the mic
*on the mic*
On point facial expressions
*facial expressions*
I'm such a draw
*such a draw*

>>2764997
CRINGE

>>2765001
>I make all the smarks SEETHE

>>2764782
>uncreative loser

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>people in this thread can't even rhyme properly

>>2761420
Doo-Doot
Doo-Doot
Doo-Doot
No Dimes

Doo-Doot
Doo-Doot
Doo-Doot
Never Drew a Dime

Doo-Doot
Doo-Doot
Doo-Doot
1.75

Doo-Doot
Doo-Doot
Doo-Doot
Even Dean Draws More

>>2764997
Nice
Have a (You)

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>>2761705
UGSUKA WANT MORE

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>>2764997
>I am saviour
>cutie pie

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>feeble attempts at parody gold
>no dimes drawn, no merchandise sold
>simple rhyming, some anons can't grasp
>then you remember, this shithole is /asp/

>>2766378
Wait, you say asp? I thought it was ei ess pee.

>>2766378
You sound like Thuganomics Cena

>>2766997
>>he doesn't know who lanny is

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>>2767027
>he doesn't care who lanny is
Here's your parody