>That moment when The Rock got BTFO'd so hard he forgot

>>2756607

>Bores the crowd for 20 minutes
>Rock wakes em and has them eating at the palm of his hand while going easy on Punk


The Rock started the demise of Phil which Mick Gall finished

>>2756607
Sauce and time stamp you dunce. I don't remember

>>2757066
All Blasphemy, begone mark

COOKIE PUSS

>>2757072
The promo where he exposes The Rock as being a one trick pony in the promo game, relying on just catchphrases and that his shtick is getting old and finally ending it with "...your arms are just too short to box with God". After that, you look closely at Dwayne's face, he starts sweating intensely all nervous while trying to remember his next line. He then makes a stupid mistake of repeating the exact same thing Punk said last. Killing all his momentum.

>>2756607
>>2757266
>>2757285
Most wrestling fans don't want 25 minute promos that drag on you dumb cunt

>>2757296
It's a shame guys like Punk can make the equivalent of an intense, well-received monologue from a movie but the crowd would rather gravitate towards the getting hit in the crotch gag-tier promos because they're recognizable and easy. The Rock wasn't exposed in this promo it was the crowd. The Rock just knows what to give them what suffices.

GO BACK TO PLEBBIT

>>2757329
Probably because people would rather have fun than listen to 20 minutes of whining

>>2757285

No it exposed Phil as the talentless hack that he is.

The Rock could have done worse to punk(like he did to Cena) but he didn't.

Almost everything Punk said about the Rock is easily disprovable bullshit. It's so obvious whenever a superstar relies on "shoot style" promos. It means they can't create a good character and appropriate promos worth shit.

John Cena tried the same shit but got brutalized by Rock in his facebook promo.(which of course wwe only showed after heavy editing because it made Cena look like absolute shit).

If you're going for shoot style promos you better make sure your opponent has more skeletons in the closet than you do(which of course the Rock has very little of so whenever the likes of punk or Cena make shit up they look like hypocrites)

See it's not catchphrases and Rhymes that are bad but it's the shoot style promos that punk relied on that are objectively the worst type of promo there is.

>>2757423
Also the only creative part of punks promo "the box with god" part was stolen from a rap song which took it from a poem.

His promos are literally generic neckbeard smark complaints mixed with stolen shit like this.

No wonder neckbeards like this. Only they will describe themselves as a sociopath like he did

>>2757423
>like he did to Cena
What? Cena fucking murdered Rock in all of their promos. Rock just doesn't have the charisma and intensity that he used to in his prime.

>>2757444
The Rock verbally destroys John Cena: http://youtu.be/8MGty5p5d1A


He addressed every single one of Cenas points.

After this promo the Rock was asked to go easy on Cena so as to not make him look bad(serious)

>>2757465
>rock was asked to go easy on cena
'no'

>>2757475

Yes. Why do you think the rock was asked to write notes on his wrists so that Cena can call him out?

>>2757501
Shhh, it's still real to these Cena tards.

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Lol do people actually think Cuck Man Philtered cuts a better promo than The Rock?

>>2757886
Rock relies too much on catchphrases.

>>2757423
>>2757432
Reddit spacing

who cares wrestling is fake anyway.

>>2757893
And the people fucking love it. He also low key dropped the most offensive insults. Cuck Man sitting on the ramp is not better than that

>>2757918
Case in point
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6k_QYTaWe14

>>2756607
Poor Rock, he's in Hollywood making billions even on shitty movies, while Phil is on a reality show on MTV.

>>2757833
What's it like to live in a fantasy world where Cena isn't one of the best promos of the last 20 years? EVERYTHING is just one giant conspiracy to make him 'seem' good when he's "really actually super bad you guys. My uncle's friend works for WWE and said so." isn't it?
>t. Someone who isn't a delusional smark.

>>2757918
Well one was a heel and the other was a face. You know how that goes unless it was against john cena since he was universally hated. Even before rock comes in punk calls out the crowd on how they always want the easy things like name dropping the city. Look at the state of WWE now. They were so over reliant on bringing back legends that the current wrestlers can't catch a break. Ratings have been abysmal for months now.

>>2756607
>redditors unironically believe this
Rock BTFO punk all while not taking any pseudo-shoot shots that he usually does.

inb4 le box with god cringe line

>>2756607
All I remember from this was based Rocky calling him punkeye the crackhead and cookie puss.

>>2758403
Yes obviously Rock who had been one of the greatest promos in WWE who later on went on to Hollywood where he has to remember even more lines suddenly now needs notes on his wrists something he has never done before in his career.

If WWE were so confident on Cena why did they not completely show the Rocks Facebook promo instead only showing small glimpses of it and ask Rock to give Cena easy wins like his notes on his wrists?

>>2758547
that's all anyone other than obese weebs remember

>Punk is so seething he has to shoot on The Rock

Yeah, really showed him.

>>2757901
>is a faggot

>>2756607
What are you delusional idiots talking about?

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The Promo that destroyed Phil Brooks

>>2757903
>>2758659

>>2758687
>Punk stuttering and stammering after bringing up the "hit the weight" comment
kek

>>2758687
>"i-i like waffle h-houses"

>>2758757
People still wonder why Haitch wouldn't job to this geek.

>>2758742
Bullshit, omg your career is dead almost made Nash tear a quad

>>2758403
Rock
Austin
Foley
Jericho
Angle
Eddie
Batista
Edge
Flair
Hogan


All better on the mic than Cena

>>2759310
>batista
Can't tell if serious


Batista, better than Cena?

>>2759365
>basketballs don't hold grudges
>you were s'posed ta be mah fren!
It's miles ahead of post-doctorate Cena.

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>"You see, there are 2 types of people that exist in this world; Those born to BE in the spotlight, and those born to PAY to see those in the spotlight."
>"Ladies & Gentlemen, there are winners and there are losers in this life; Now guess which one you are."

It's quite patently clear /asp/ has never recovered from this promo, and likely never will. He's 12 miles deep inside your head and forever will be.
Based Philip
GOAT of all time.

>>2759605
Exactly. I'm willing to bet most of the edgy kids hating on Punk are the same who hyped him up pre-2014.

>>2759605

>Talks about being in the spotlight
>Let John Laurinitis main event over him.

Sure thing Phil.

>>2756607
kek

>>2756607
You could see it on Dwayne's face that he was nervous and afraid after that box with God line. Philip genuinely had him shook.