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> Didn't move the needle, unlike Austin, Rock and Hogan
> Only pushed due to pandering to kid friendly advertisers, such as Matel
> Reign of Terror HHH was cheered over him at WM22
> Beat The Rock after the "Once and a Lifetime" match they had before
> Never has Turned Heel or changed character for almost 10 years
> Always kicked out at 2 no matter how many finishers he takes
> WWE bringing up how many make-a-wishes for kids almost time and time again
> destroyed Pushes for guys such as:
> Zack Ryder
> The Nexus (Mainly Wade Barrett)
> Rey Mysterio (his 2 hour title reign)
> Rusev
> Bray Wyatt
> A constant poster child for superhero gimmick wrestlers for kids
> Influenced a crappier, less charismatic version of him, all because both pander to da kidz and womyn
> Rumors of John himself changing outcomes of matches
> And only losing by cheap ways or by old established superstars in his earlier days
> Main evented over CM Punk during his WWE title reign
> BTFOed by a more over UFC star, Connor McGreggor
> Made Seth look like a chump during Seths WWE WHC title reign
> Still gets booed out of buildings, despite part time veteran status
> Had Miz of all people cheered over him at WM33
> Still needs to be carried in matches by superior workers
Truly the G O A T kiddies
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>>2755792
Come back when you turn 18 or have had sex
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>>2755792
>you
>worked
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>>2755792
> Main evented over CM Punk during his WWE title reign
> Made Seth look like a chump during Seths WWE WHC title reign
keep crying, smark
> Rumors of John himself changing outcomes of matches
now that actually sounds interesting
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>>2755792
>Responsible for the death of WWE
>His matches look more like a choreographed dance than a wrestling match
>No sells powerbombs
>Zero ring psychology
>Calls spots with a megaphone
>BTFOed by Peyton Manning in ratings the previous year of hosting the ESPYs
>His idea of making it in hollywood is voicing an elephant and a bull
>Gets uglier every day
>Never came up with a creative or uniqie finish to his match ever
>A 40 year old man who still wears a baseball cap to match his shirt
>Wears Jorts
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>>2755792
>actually drew dimes
Goat
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> Cryme time push denied because cena wouldn't work with them
>Slept with Mickie, whilst she was with Kenny dykstra. Kenny let go eventually
>got bored of Mickie, so dumped her and drafted to opposite
>during a repackage of himself chuck palumbo performed his new finisher, carries them but the opponent facing the sky so he flips them over and they land on their front into the mat. Cena saw this and said he wasn't allowed to do that ever again as it looked like the AA
>cena tries to take the piss out of Alex Riley in the locker room, AR gets in his face. AR pushed killed (this was as he left the miz and was red hot)
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