You're in the club when this girl walks up and rubs your

find security so they can search for her handler

Glass her

No habla espanol

>>2754168
Take her back to my place and make sweet love to her

>>2754168
Ask him to sign my Flintstones movie poster.

>>2754208
I don't know this slang. What is this, anon? Is it dropping a nuke and glassing the earth?

>>2754231
Hitting her in the head with a glass

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>>2754168
Smack her ass to see if it hurts my wrist more than it'll hurt her ego

smash her fat ass in the toilets

>>2754208
Only logical answer

>>2754260
only logical answer

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>>2754168

>>2754231
begging you to leave your mom's basement

>>2754168
bayley is actually wife material.

>>2755711
ding-dong diddly cringe

Punch her in the cunt

>>2755711
All she has is a nice body and that'll go to shit in 5 years

>>2755731
latinas age pretty well tbqhwy familia

>>2755731
But she's not white

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>>2755739
lol no

>>2755740
I see nothing to indicate that

>>2755748
>and that'll go to shit in 5 years

>>2755739
They absolutely do not. They turn into fucking toads by their 50's, late 40's if they're unlucky or let their body go to shit.

>>2754168
Call out for her handler and criticize them for not keeping a better eye on her.

>>2754168
>rubs your back

Jesus Christ, you are a straight up beta.

>>2754225
Kekrock

I'd probably be keen to head to the bathroom with her and give that big butt a pounding.
But it'll soften me in an instant if she speaks or looks at me, so she NEEDS a gag, and a bag on her head.

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>>2754168
Tell her I have a gf, but try to arrange a three-way.

>>2756460
Newfag kys

>>2754168
Thank her because the small of my back feels like its been twisted lately.

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>>2754208
>>2754231
You will never forget...

>>2758530
>no Misha route
god is dead

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>>2758530
is she our girl?

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>>2758530
>>2758539
>>2758576

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>>2758580

>>2758576
>Misha has drill hair
>Cheney was chairman and CEO of Halliburton
>I drill for oil in Misha

>>2758587
worked

>>2758602
shooted

Rub my dick on her ass while i grab her boobs in a violent manner

>>2754168
say "cringe"

>>2754168
Take her to lost property

>>2754260
This. Talk her up, take her in the men's room, and fuck the shit out of her.

Turn around and hug her.

It's been so long since someone hugged me.

>>2760298
You should have sex

>>2760203
kek

>>2755746
Jeb! married a quac goblin, not a Latino.

The recipe was worth it though.

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>>2754168

Give m'lady her first kiss

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Hit her with a Metsu Shoryuken.

>>2754168
Buy her a drink, spike it, and sodomize her behind the bar.

>>2755711
You know, you may be on to something there, anon. I bet she's great with kids and can probably cook really well.

>>2758624
>>2758602
Faggots

>>2754168
Bayletty