Last night CM Punk got eliminated from an MTV Reality Show Competition

>>2733657
The Trinity is complete
divorce and suicide imminent

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Here he is bundled up and on the verge of tears from being so cold, while the gay snowboarder was just drinking some coffee to warm up.

>CM Punk come to his house
>Gay snowboarder is fucking AJ
>B-but you're gay
>Don't label me, dude. It's le current year

>Punk comes to the realization he's not as smart as he thinks he was

Based timeline

What's next for punk? The shoot interview rodeo?

Commercials for payday loans?

What's next for the Cuck Man? Bellator? Return to wrestling?

>Punk can't main event WM
So he goes to the UFC
>Punk can't fight in UFC
So he goes to reality TV
>Punk can't finish a kids puzzle against a gay snowborder looking to get his 5 minutes of fame

Honestly, what's next?

>>2733657
I rooted for this guy to headline a Wrestlemania, not that I cared but I knew it was important to him.

I rooted for this guy to get a good job after he left the WWE.

I rooted for this guy to win his UFC debut.

I rooted for this guy to do well in this reality show. I hoped he would win against CT in that pole pushing thing. I hoped he would do well in the daily challenges. I hoped he would win this elimination.

He didn't accomplish a single one of these things.

Dude is just a bummer desu.

CM Just is an embarrassment

hes gonna pull a katy griffin with the rocks head

>>2733657
Cringe man phil is in such a slump. I have never seen somebody go from white hot to a borderline joke so quickly.

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>>2733661

>>2733678
Suicide.

Holy shit what is he doing

Fucking hell dude. He was my goddamn hero in WWE. It's painful to see him fall so far from grace. There was a time where the thought of Punk making an epic comeback got me excited. Now, jeez, I just hope he fucks off into obscurity.

>>2733657

It's gonna be so pathetic in a year or two when he finally tries to put one over on Vince by doing an indy comeback with PWG or someone.

In 2015, it would've shaken the foundations of pro wrestling. Today, no one will care except the smarks who were already watching PWG to begin with.

Punk had all the momentum in the world when he left WWE the way he did and he's completely botched it and turned himself into a joke. And I don't feel bad for him at all because there's no bigger CM Punk mark than CM Punk.

>>2733657
>>2733667

I still wanna see him back at The E at the commentary table (possibly take Saxtons spot)

>>2733667
He looks like he has a broken nose in this pic

So honestly whats next for Phil,

Remember he is still under contract to UFC and has an ongoing lawsuit with WWE. His reputation has taken a hit and is nearly 39.

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>>2733672

>>2733687

I don't know, seems like a good guy. You see, I met Phil Brools at a restaurant once - we’d accidentally been given his table. Apparently he was fond of the restaurant and had a specific table he liked, and the management had messed up and gotten their days wrong, (it was Tuesday and they thought he was coming on Thursday or something like that). Anyway, the manager, completely embarrassed (this is a pretty nice restaurant) comes by and says “I’m so sorry, but we’d like to move you to another table if you could be troubled, and we’ll gladly compensate you for the cost of the meal and any other vegan meal you’d like while you’re in town.” My sister and cousin were both like “Yeah that’s cool.” and I kind of played the asshole a bit. “I’m sorry, I just don’t understand. We’ve been here for 15 minutes - we’ve just ordered. Can’t we finish our meal here?” Then out of nowhere Phil Brooks shows up next to the manager and says “Paul, these guys can finish. We’ll be at the bar. I got some time.” And I (being a big CM Punk fan) said “Oh wow, uh… I had no idea. Please feel free to give them the table.” Phil was grateful, shook my hand and said thanks, then gave me a card with AJ Lee's number on it and told me to give her a call later. After working up the nerve, I gave her a call that night, and to make a long story short, we had a glorious 11 month love affair, man on woman, that I shall never forget. Our bodies intertwined as one, and from the beauty of Morocco, to the French Riviera, to the snorkeling in the Galopagos, AJ Lee and I made glorious love to each other on six of the seven continents.

>>2733851
He always had a busted nose

>>2733861
oh honestly never seen it that bad although was never a fan and didnt watch him that much. thanks anon

>CM Punk loses an elimination puzzle game to gay snowboarder on n MTV Reality Show.

I never thought I'd be saying something like that about this man.

Imagine saying this in 2011?

>>2733873
Fucking KEK

>>2733857
UFC won't release him because Bellator will sign him. He's literally fucked.

>>2733881
So hes gonna fight and lose on a prelim to a free fox show

>>2733881
>>2733887
or maybe that danas tuesday fights show

>>2733881
If they don't release him then they have to give him fights. UFC can't prevent him from making a living after a certain amount of time which, and i'm guessing here, is why Punk is on this challenge show but they still have to live up to their end of the contract.

>>2733657
So the snowboarder got a challenge that involved the cold?

Kinda unfair don't you think?

>H-hi Pau- I mean Hunter. I'm ready to apologize and come back
>Yes I don't mind going to NXT, I can put over talent
>Yes I don't mind putting over Roman.
>Yes AJ can come as well
>Romance storyline? Oh she leaves me? Y-yeah that's ok.

>>2733887
Unless he fights a toddler, yes.

Eh, can't be sure the toddler wouldn't heem him as he's scuttling in to deliver a kayfabe punch. So yeah, you're right.

>>2733834
>>2733678
I think you people are really blowing this out of proportion. Guy doesn't like place of work, uses fame to get placed on a PPV somewhere else, gets offered a spot on some dumb MTV show, loses some pointless game.

The only real embarrassment through all of this is getting dominated by Mickey Gall

>>2733912
not really he may be closer to colder temps but i guess he wears a lot of winter clothes its not like he wears shorts and t-shirt and puts bare skin on ice so its a minimal advatnage.

you could also say the "tough" battle through the pain warrior MMA fighter should be able to tough it out.

>>2733860
>lol you're so hillarious xD
not

For a board that doesn't like Punk, you guys seem to talk about him a lot

>>2733926
I like Punk, he had great in ring psychology and I hope him and WWE sort their shit out so he comes back

>>2733926
Punk was one of my favorite talkers in WWE.

>>2733926
/asp/ is very tsundere for Phil.

>>2733968
more like reverse-tsundere

>>2733657
CM Punk is such a loser. Can't wait until WWE's doctor wins the slander lawsuit against him and takes most of Punk's money.

>>2733926
laughing at someones demise is standard on 4chan it happens on every board

>>2733834
You must be pretty retarded then, you act like he is doing it just to stay relevant, but for him it's just a pointless thing for money.

>>2733672
punk then says sorry

lets face it, punk was a fan favorite when wwe was at its most boring and the competition was talentless. his pipebomb really hit a nerve back in the day.

now the biz has changed considerably and there are so many incredibly talented people in the company who are at leat equal if not better than punk with their ring as well as mic skills. punk wouldnt even stand out anymore and probably relegated to midcard pretty soon.

He should honestly just kill himself at this point.

>>2734302
People forget how poor an in-ring worker Punk was. He was totally unathletic, which didn't mesh well with his lack of psychology. Go look for yourselves, in all his 'best' matches he does the exact same tired shit that Michael Hayes probably told him to do.

>>2733926
>I don't understand schadenfreude

which team was he on? he has never been a champion of anything, and he is not a professional athlete of any kind

>>2734302
>as well as mic skills.

I'm sure a lot of it is writing, but I personally find the mic skills rather poor. The current WWE champion's current gimmick is that he comes out and claims the crowd only hates him because he's a foreigner and he can barely get that out without fucking it up.

>>2733678
Dancing with the Stars

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CM Punk was literally the Miz of The Challenge.

>weakest and least impressive male performer
>lost every challenge
>only won one elimination because of British waifu
>gets smoked verbally by Bananas
>gets smoked physically by CT

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>>2733676
>CM Punk fights a smoker/jobber in Bellator, the shittiest guy they could find with zero experience in MMA
>still loses

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>>2733680
>tfw the Miz was able to win two challenges and make it all the way to the 15 week mark in all of the challenges he participated
>tfw the Miz has earned the respect of CT in his prime, the same guy with the dad bod that smoked CM leading to his elimination

>>2734965
Lel

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>CM Punk "won" $1,000 for his charity
>it would've been easier if he gave more money out of pocket to his charity than become part of this embarrassment

>>2734946
>gets eliminated in 1st because he's an unathletic guy with zero coordination
>meanwhile, JeriGOAT made it all the way to getting eliminated 5th

>>2733676
He should've gone to ROH or NJPW as soon as his no-compete clause expired (while doing comic books and interviews or whatever in the meantime) in order to strike on the Bullet Club iron while it was hot.

Instead, he did MMA and got smoked by a literally who. He should've at least fought the Green Ranger, for fuck's sake.

>>2733920
>>2733926
Hello Phil!

>>2733920
>>2733926
>hurr durr if you pay attention to a perennial fuck up that means you're being hypocritical when you hate him

We don't hate you, Phil. We're disappointed in you.

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>>2734968
>CM Phil hates Based Miz for being an MTV guy
>couldn't walk a mile in his shoes

>>2733678
Don't forget he got his shit pushed in by a non-athlete with a dad bod. Funniest shit in the world.

>Lindsey Jacobellis: CM is no stranger to the ring. He knows how to utilize his body weight... maneuver... There's a lot of skills. It's not just strength.
>CM immediately gets pushed around and over by CT like a little child

https://twitter.com/ChallengeMTV/status/869614410775502848

>>2734999
Who the fuck said anything about hypocrisy? The things this sub highlights about Punk are funny but objectively aren't even that big of a deal. People are working themselves into acting like they're witnessing a once world renowned celebrity spiraling into a drug-addled mess. He lost on some stupid MTV reality show.

Basically people spend too much time on this sub and are convincing themselves of things only people here are really saying

>>2735062
>aren't that big of a deal

This sub loves Phil. This sub loves his Pipe Bomb promo. Naturally, when they see Phil move from "Best of the World" to "Reverse Miz", we'd laugh at him and cry at the wasted potential because he's such a prima donna.

>>2733845

a bitter former wrestler as commentator could actually be pretty great desu

>>2734978
He should've had his back surgery as soon as he left the WWE so that he'd be recuperating in the meantime while waiting out his no-compete clause.

Instead he had delusions of grandeur and thought that if he could fake fight Samoa Joe he could fake fight in the UFC.

CM JUUUUST

>>2734968
>Miz is now literally better than CM Punk at MTV and WWE stuff

kek

>>2734968
Based Miz.

>>2734921

It's something I noticed when he was an active wrestler, but it doesn't make him bad. Psychology one of the reasons why Punk is a great in spite of that. He's a wrestler who's greater than the sum of their parts.

>>2734302
>there are so many incredibly talented people in the company who are at leat equal if not better than punk with their ring

Name em.

>>2735055
holy shit that's embarrassing

>>2733913
>i-i have to join the kiss my ass club, y-yea that's fine Mr. Helmsley

>Returns to WWE
>His return speech is interrupted
>CAN WE PLEASE HAVE QUIET ON THE SET
>Miz shits on him for being crap at both wrasslin and MTV
>Miz goes on about how he doesn't deserve to return
>Worked shoot promo style shit
>Feud for the IC title
>Punk loses in the end
>Punk goes on a galactic losing streak, his punishment for leaving
>Only the smarks are on his side by Q4 of 2018
>Then the slow push back to the main event

I'd watch something like that, and I missed Punks first run.

>>2733657
>Being this worked by reality tv

Punk can still out-talk 99% of the current roster and no amount of embarrassment will make that less worth it when he returns.

>>2736986
Yeah but everything he says is so fucking cringe unless you're < 20

>>2733920
>>2735062
Calm down Phil

>>2736986
Too bad the Miz is on the roster, and he's like a successful CM Punk

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>>2733920
>The only real embarrassment through all of this is getting dominated by Mickey Gall

But Mickey Gall is a legitimate Alpha Male, you cuck. But I kinda agree with you otherwise

Phil has a big old shiny mushroom helmet. It shines like a star it's so bright

>>2736986
In terms of talking

>The Miz
>Bray Wyatt (With good Material)
>Kevin Owens
>AJ Styles
>Dean Ambrose
>Baron Corbin
>The Usos
>The New Day

>>2736504
>Name em.
Not that anon, but

>The Miz
>AJ Styles
>Kevin Owens
>Sami Zayn
>Shinsuke Nakamura
>Roman Reigns
>Finn Balor
>Bray Wyatt
>Samoa Joe
>Sheamus
>Cesaro
>Seth Rollins
>Dean Ambrose
>Baron Corbin
>Neville
>Austin Aries
>Jack Gallagher

>>2735002
Why did jeff stretch his ears?

>>2735068
what are you trying to do

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>>2733657
CM Punk is also a failed comic writer.

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>>2737102
same reason you stretch your ass

>>2733845
Does that mean Saxton gets promoted and can harness his inner JBL on Punk?

>>2737143
kek, the SJW Comic about "Unsolicited opinions on Israel" literally sold more than this.

>>2737097
>the Miz
>out-talking Punk

Please, Mike.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G364X0znAzs

>>2733657
based

>>2733657
>CM Cuck

>>2733680
>I rooted for this guy to get a good job after he left the WWE.
Dude refused a $1 million offer from 5-Star Wrestling.
>>2733657
Idk, the dude's just going around trying a variety of things. Of course he's not gonna do anywhere near as well in those other things since he has spent so much of his life doing only pro wrestling, but I think him losing brings out second hand embarrassment from people who are too insecure to otherwise admit that they were his fans. Thus comes the part where the same fans shit talk him.

>>2733657
kek

>>2740090
He didn't get a $1 million offer. It was publicity stunt from desperate indie company that doesn't have a pot to piss and only morons believed it. Said company has now postponed all their shows due to "circumstances" i.e. they're going out of business soon.

>>2733657
nice