> Things you can say to a professional wrestler, but

Tonight I'm going to beat you within an inch of your life!

slam me, brother

You exist.

;_;

work the arm

You don't know the meaning of pain.

Take a shower

I love you.

I'm incel and only said that to one person - Paige. I still love her. But goddamn she broke my heart when she married Alberto Cokehead DelRio. And again when those videos leaked. But I'm still here, I'll always be here.

Paige, I'll never forget yelling out "I love you" at Raw when you beat AJ Lee. I've followed you ever since and those 3 words still mean just as much. When you clear your mind and dump Del Rio, you can find me.

OK CARTMAN

>>2730448
big breakfast please

That was MINUS FIVE STARS!

the japanese are better at this

>Girlfriend
lmao

>>2730416
Take a shower, hit the weights, get a clue

Im gonna powerslam you on your back, then when I go down on you, kick out and roll over. We grapple on our knees, you slip in a small package and with any luck the little jimmies will pop. Make sure its over, wouldn't want to have a dusty finish.

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>>2730416
Lose weight
>tfw this isn't a joke

Fuck me in the ass mister.

you lookin real jacked baby

while you lay there, hopefully as uncomfortable as you possibly can be, I want you to listen to me.I want you to digest this because before I leave in 3 weeks with your WWE Championship, I have a lot of things I want to get off my chest.

>>2730538
you lookin real jacked baby

>>2730416
"If you lose, you have to kiss my ass!"

>>2730443
Holy shit brother are you okay

Let's have a 2 on 1 intergender handicap tag team match against your female best friend