How hard will you mark when Asuka ends Blissberg's

>>2730380
I won't and neither will she.

why are women so much sexier when they're wearing stockings? i dont find asuka sexually appealing at all normally but this picture makes my pants tight

I wouldn't and that doesn't have even the remotest chance of happening anyway. Fatsuka will be a jobber on Smackdown.

>>2730384
cause it makes their legs look better

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>>2730380
>implying Vince and Trips aren't just building her up so they can feed her to Bliss to get her even more over

>>2730384

nylon fetish is top tier fetish

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>>2730380
FEED ME MORE

>>2730389
This. Hides all marks and blemishs.

>>2730380
how come we still dont have a nazi gimmick? imagine the heat when you go to Germany

>>2730380
Sexy as fuck.

>>2732137
It just gets funnier and funnier every time it gets posted, doesn't it?

>>2730380
The only thing I would mark for harder than an Asuka-Alexa war would be Asuka and Alexa double teaming me.

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>>2730380
>mfw Based Asuka dropkicks Alexis ((Kaufman)) into the gas chamber

>>2730380
I'm not sure Asuka is ever going to move to the main roster. She may end up being the first permanent member of the NXT roster. She's already closing in on the longest tenure of the current roster.

>>2730380
>ending the reign of a charismatic cutie for some ugly hack from gookland
Thankfully that isn't happening

>>2734922
/thread

>>2734922
Hack? You watched the kendo stick match. That was garbage and you know it. Asuka can actually put on good matches unlike that ring rat. Oh wait, nevermind. You enjoy it for the mind numbingly low IQ soap opera drama trash that it is.

>>2730380
I'll jerk off furiously during the match and get to cum when she pins her or makes her tap out. Can't wait, got hard already

>>2734986
Wait a second, you watch wrestling for the fights? You know it's fake right?

>>2734986
>muh workrate
even if gooka could wrestle bliss would still be way more entertaining

>>2735163
Yep, and fake fighting is more fun than fake arguments. I watch enough of those on politics TV shows.

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>>2735256
Why don't you just watch real fights if you know it's fake?

>>2735272
Simple, isn't it? Fake fights are more fun.

>>2735333
Not true though, you know they're fake, so there's no real consequences. You're watching a performance.
Your logic doesn't work because you can watch infinitely better fake fights in the average martial arts movie. Why do you watch wrestling for the fake fights when you can watch The Raid?

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>>2730380
>asGOOKa makes main roster debut
>immediate challenges sexy Lexi for the title
>gets beat in 5 minutes
>never gets her swagger back
>is written off tv after 2 months of getting beat weekly by Alicia fawwwwwwks
>mfw

>>2735339
>infinitely better fake fights in the average martial arts movie

Disagree. Next?

>>2735138
This

>>2730380

>>2730380

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>>2730380
I will shoot a huge load

>implying the Empress of Tomorrow wouldn't defeat the ((Happy Merchant)) in under 2 minutes

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I've never been more goddamn ready. I'll blow my load in delight with half the world when she destroys the entire main roster while this board collapses inward with its seething.

The main shows 50/50 booking scenarios are about to go out the window, if you're going to bill the streak as bigger than goldbergs, I'm fully game for her to start MURDERING everyone in a similar fashion while jerking it the whole time. I love me a monster.

>>2739161
it took her like 10 minutes to beat eva fucking marie

>>2739170
>the last 'monster' to come out of nxt jobbed clean to one legged seth rollins and needed help to finally get a win over him
kek keep dreaming. asuka will be taking roll up losses every other week. she's not special.

>>2739170
Ok I need this deathmatch the gif is from. Link, pls?

>>2739197
Kek as if fatgooka the pussy did deathmatches

>>2730380
They won't put them on the same show

>>2739175
and?

>>2730380
kek

>>2730380

>>2730380