>let's make Rey Mysterio a heel champion and have him

>>2721720
worked

BASED BLISS MAKING OBESE SMARKS SEETHE

alexa should wrestle in a thong already.

I love watching you virgins seethe

Could never have the beautiful girl IRL, so you hate the one you see on your screen.
Really makes you wonder...

>>2721981
cringe

>>2721720
horsetties seething

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>>2721720
How can you not? She is the Goddess. She will bury the unworthy and lead RAW's women to a new age of prosperity under her divine reign.

Are you upset a literal autistic girl lost?

Size queens BTFO by Blissberg

I don't like Alexa having the championship because it covers up some of her perfect skin during her entrance

>>2721981
Nah, virgins love Alexa because they look over her flaws due to her looks (which seriously aren't that great, but then, virgins lowering their standards and all that.)

If you like anything art related because the person doing the art is attractive, you're the epitome of a virgin who can't get qts IRL so you root for/support an attractive person instead.

>>2721720
Rey Mysterio could kinda wrestle though and didn't needed his title matches to be some 5 minutes piss breaks with some shitty stipulation to cover up the fact that he is crap at actually doin his job.

>>2723319
I like Bliss and I'm not a virgin. Ya seething kiddo

>>2723419
Lying on the internet won't do you any good. Don't forget to laundry your Little Miss Bliss shirt and also take a damn shower.

>>2721720
It worked for AJ Styles. He's a turbo manlet and no one had a problem with him burying niggers on SD each week when he was champion.

Bayley Buddies on suicide watch.

>>2723442
That's because he's very good at wrestling so he makes it look good. Alexa is even worse than the divas we used to have.

>>2723319
>viegin virgin virgin
Ya projecting too hard 4 me

Does anybody have that ugly ass official picture of Alexia when she first adopted the Harley Quinn look? The one that is embarrassingly bad.

>>2723548
Just the truth. If you like something just because it's attractive looks wise, and it's not related to porn or your SO, then you're probably a virgin with too much time on your hands.

can't wait until Based Asuka vacates the nxt championship and debuts on raw to smash the ratkike Alex and take the belt and continue her unbeaten streak from another year

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>>2721981

>>2721981
>All these worked replies to this simple fact
Why does /asp/ act like a bunch of jealous tumblr landwhales?

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>>2723590

>>2723598
>tfw seething so hard you can't even type
I don't know that feel. It belongs to losers.

>>2723577
wew lad, Rawtists think they're getting best girl.

Asuka is going to Smackdown m8.

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>>2723576
>If you like something just because it's attractive looks wise, and it's not related to porn or your SO, then you're probably a virgin with too much time on your hands.
Liking something that's attractive is human nature, virgin or not. I guess an asexual ponykin such as yourself wouldn't understand.

>>2723616
>tfw angry tears over Bayley's failure have caused your keyboard to malfunction

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She looks like a prostitute from Candy Land

>>2723630
From candy-land: yes.

Prostitute: No, she's obviously a candy-land fem-dom.

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>>2723628

>>2723576
It's almost as if you don't understand how entertainment as a medium works.

Worked numale shitters please go here: http://www.cagesideseats.com/wwe/2017/6/4/15738350/wwe-extreme-rules-2017-results-alexa-bliss-bayley-raw-womens-championship

>>2723639
Or business or anything for that matter.

There's a reason why the best salespeople are attractive. People don't like ugliness.

>>2723636
Why don't you stop projecting and let a little beauty into your heart?

>>2723442
Styles at least has high flying moves and dynamic offense. Bliss has no kayfabe martial arts background or any sort of fighting experience for her dominance to make sense. She needs to be a complete scheming, thieving heel and they're booking her like fucking Goldberg.

>>2723766
She used to be a cheerleader, everyone knows that cheerleaders are tough.

>>2723766
>They're booking her like fucking goldburg
Imagine being so salty that you see the best female performer with the company COWERING AND BEGGING FOR MERCY during a match, but you've been worked into such a shoot that you think she looks like Goldburg.

Imagine being that mad.

she cant wrestle worth a lick of shit. kelly kelly is a better wrestler than she is

>>2723766
I bet you think it's ok for the fat midget on nxt to be booked like goldberg though. fucking smark

>>2723777
The saddest thing about this post is that not only did you fail MISERABLY in quoting me, you actually typed out what you were quoting.

PLEASE have sex newfriend.

>>2723781
I don't watch that jobber trash show.

The ONLY women who should be booked as strong champions are Charlotte, Natalya and Nia Jax (unironically)

>>2723627
That's great, but your sexual fantasies have nothing to do with pro wrestling and the fact that you even have to bring it over to pro wrestling shows how much of a loser virgin you are on top of being a beta white knight trying to back Alexa.

>>2723639
Oh yes, Avatar was full of hot attractive people everywhere not weirdo blue guys in another planet and became the highest grossing movie. One Piece is the best selling manga of all time because of how sexy all the characters are, its characters never get shit from fans for having weird faces and proportions. Hulk Hogan and Stone Cold Steve Austin were sex gods that drew the most in pro wrestling, totally not distinct looking guys with no sex appeal.

>>2723783
>Exact, word for word quote
Sorry, I can't keep up with all the random bullshit that you're getting salty about.

Don't bother explaining. I don't care.
However, it is hilarious that you go off on whatever autistic shit you're talking about, then throw in a "Have Sex".

>>2723795
>i-i-i-i don't care!!!!
>took the time to write out my quote rather than just highlighting it and replying
>STILL replying

KEK

PLEASE have sex

>>2723791
>"your sexual fantasies have nothing to do with pro wrestling"
>Treating women's wrestling this seriously
You weigh about 400 lbs, don't you?

>>2723800
>J-j-just because I'm bitterly complaining doesn't mean I'm mad!
>U mad!
Is this the part where you start crying into your keyboard?

>he's STILL replying

KEK

I'm BEGGING you to please have sex

>>2723801
Nope. I don't waste time with things I invest myself in.

>>2723814
If that was true, you'd be better at shitposting.

>>2723810
>P-please no bully...

>>2723828
I certainly got more beta white knights to bite at me than I did to them, so I think I have succeeded.

>>2723791
>all of this nonsense
Amazing. Not only do you not understand entertainment. But you also don't understand much of anything.