>Anyway, they were filming a Brock DVD and took a trip to

Those birds were a plant to make Brock look like "the destroyer" irl

Bravo Vince

>>2718870
Stunt birds?

In other sports and entertainment, there have been incidents with live animals.

-In the 74 Stanley Cup finals, a bat was flying around inside the arena and a player smacked it out of the air and onto the ice

-in baseball, Randy Johnson destroyed a bird with a fastball as the bird flew into the strike zone

-at a concert, a fan threw a bat onstage to Ozzie Ozbourne. Thinking the bad was fake, Ozzie bit it's head off only to discover it was real

Has there ever been an incident with an animal during a televised wrestling event?

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>>2718884
Besides this

>booking brock to squash some baby birds to get heat with the millennials

BRAVO VINCE

He hunts big animals, so killing baby birds is nothing.

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>>2718884

Kevin Sullivan accidentally lynching a monkey.

>Sullivan was given an ape on a leash to walk down to the ring with in the early 90s, the ape broke script and started biting/humping his leg, he kicked it away, and it accidentally fell off the raised platform snapping its neck in one movement.
>Source: MSL and Sullivan Podcast

>>2718900
Based ape working itself into a shoot

>>2718900
Is the ape supposed to be Chris Benoit?

>>2718982

No. It's a genuinely true story from early 90s WCW that the company hushed up. Sullivan talked about it on his show a few months back but I can't find any record of it on the internet.

>>2718871
>Eh... it's a living.

>>2718900

That was during Oz's debut in WCW. Sullivan was working as his manager under a mask. Kevin Nash working the monkeys once again.

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>>2718900
>the ape broke script

>>2719041

vs. Tim Parker. There's a link on dailymotion but 4shit is spamfiltering me no matter how I try to post it.

>>2719057
Shame you can't see it

Based Brock

>>2719038
Underrated post.

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>>2719516

>>2718980
Kek

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>>2719524
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>>2718842
is he autistic?

>>2718842
>Birds are squatting in your barn
>Implying you can't kill them

>>2718842
I fully believe this because of this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THqJqGRbYL4

He has no emotion either way towards animals, just look at that.

>>2718884
Dog Kennel From Hell

>>2718842
ITT: Things that never happened

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>>2718980
this shit made me laugh way more than i should have

>>2718842

>>2718842
Those birds were on his property without his permission and thus required immediate removal, dead or alive.

>>2718884
Fuck the first one made me giggle a little

>>2718884
Manu caught a bat during a game

>>2719966
He just keeps the dog in its place. Pretty ordinary.

>>2718842
source or swallow battery acid

>Terri Runnels: "Brock opened the towel and exposed himself. And boy was that a little red penis. I have never seen something so red."

>>2719966
>he ate the dog food

>>2724616
>ywn expose your little red penis to Terri and have her comment on it's smallness and redness
Might aswell end it all

>>2718842

>>2718884
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQ9LANWEzI4

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>>2718884

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>>2718980
I chuckled

>>2718842

I seriously think that this is real. Brock always seemed like a full measures type of guy even out of kayfabe.

>>2718842
Ok so
>Brock Lesnar suffers from severe social anxiety and doesn't like strangers nor people in general
>He is forced by Vince to welcome a filming crew in his house
>His house has a fucking 3 meters barbed wire fence all around it already because he doesn't like people near his property
>He now has to shoot a movie in the privacy of his own home, with his two kids he's overprotective about and his wife around men he doesn't know
>Some fucking birds who regularly eat seeds and steal the chicken's food bust his balls and the crew is all over his barn doing some stupid shit to remove it
>Brock tries not to snap and murder the filming crew and instead murders some stupid fucking birds
I'd say everyone's lucky it ended this way.

>>2728391
I've always been curious as to what type of guy he'd be if you just ran into him on his own, not at an event, just in general. I figured he's either totally normal and would say hi as long as you left it at that, or he is a total sociopath that is legitimately the most dangerous human being on the planet.

Like, I imagine the only time he ever laughs or smiles is when he's in the ring listening to Heyman cut a promo

>>2728398
He has a wife, so it means another human being fell in love with him. CM Punk claimed to be friends with him. So did Heyman.
So yeah he's a normal human being if he's comfortable with you around him, just watch his interview with Austin.
At the same time tho watch the interviews he did when he was promoting 2k17. He fucking insulted each and every person he talked to, he was like "you fucking 5'4 feet tall nerds playing videogames GET OUT OF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEE" and everyone was legit pissing themselves.

>>2728413
>and everyone was legit pissing themselves.
laughing or scared?

And I thought Punk hated him for some reason.

>>2718884
https://youtu.be/qx0nfQhK6FE

>>2728422
When he switched to MMA Brocked texted him "ask whatever you want, even the most stupid questions if you like" or something like that. Punk's words tho.

>>2718842
I knew he wasn't safe in sports entertainment, but now I know he outright kills animals. Fire this suplex kid.

>>2728413
>>2728398
>>2728391
It isn't a real story you silly pricks