ITT wrestlers past and present with shit finishers Nigga your

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This dumb bullshit right here. Nigga your special move is to give yourself an end of days? really?

Kizarny's gentle roll up cradle DDT

Any punches, any kicks, any knees

>>2714960
you mean give youself a book end right?

>>2714966
I always thought the People's Elbow was a weak finisher
>>2714971

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>>2714960
A fucking chokehold and a fucking kick

the spear. its just a fucking NFL tackle, i can understand some ex NFL roidhead using it because he cant do any other moves and its what he knows, but there has been like 5 guys using it and thats just from wwe/wcw

Frog splash
The FU/Attitude adjustment
The Angle Slam
Jackhammer
Cesaro Slam
The People's elbow
Dirty Deeds
619/West Coast Pop

>>2714989
Goldberg use to play on the Atlanta Falcons, Roman Reigns use to play college ball and was a failed NFL tryout on numerous occasions

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>>2714989
>mfw cute little pirate 5ft women do the spear. How is that meant to hurt?

Alexa Bliss should try it.

>>2715006
Didn't Orton reverse a spear into an RKO?

Pseudo MMA shit

most modified ddts

styles clash

>>2714991
>jackhammer
?????

>>2714971
Fuck off dude Tajiri has a fucking awesome kick for a finisher that dudes kicks would echo the whole arena.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0WzXK3LQPQ

The Zig Zag.

>>2715014
>Pseudo MMA shit
this

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Let's be honest.

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As much as I like his improvement in 2010 and 2016, god what a terrible finisher.

>>2715114
In Japan, it's worse.

It's a clothesline from hell.

>>2715114
true the boot and leg drop sucked if youre not counting the whole hulking up as part of the finisher, but most finishers pre 90s were shit, if they even had one

>>2715114
How about a Hogan Enzuigiri?

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2cfh5w_hulk-hogan-enzuigiri_sport

>>2715122
kek

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>a fucking suplex

>>2715144
It makes no fucking sense how Sasha and Charlotte can kick out after a table spot in Hell in a Cell but get pinned clean after her gentle belly-to-belly. I could understand a Spinebuster but this???? Embarrassing.

>>2715123
Maybe it's humorless of me but to me the hulking up is also shit. It ruptures any sense of danger, and renders suspension of disbelief impossible for anyone over the age of twelve. See also Ric Flair's pleading for mercy.

>>2715152
>gentle belly-to-belly

*faps*

>>2715136
Would mark out if I saw this in the 'E, tbqh

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Body Presses self

>>2715361
Who is taking the bump? Nothing is happening to the guy taking it!

>>2715067
This.

There's nothing wrong with kicks, punches or what not as long as it looks amazing, Tajiri is a perfect example of that.

>>2715361
literally "i cant be trusted to not kill someone" the finisher

>>2715013
What has Orton NOT reversed into an RKO?

>>2714982
holy freaking YUM.

>>2715152
Don't you see, tho? She's a HUGGER!
That means her belly-to-belly is honed with decades of experience hugging teddy-bears.

all current strike finishers fucking suck except for Shibata, and I guess he's not current anymore

>>2714991
Angle Slam, Jackhammer, and Eddie's and RVD's frogsplashes are top tier finishers

>>2715382
A figure four

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>>2715382
F5?

>>2715361
A DEVASTATING Knee Destroyer from Big E as he wins the match!

>>2715408
They're garbage. Angle slam is just a horizontal back drop. The frog splash is just jumping from the top rope and landing belly to belly. Goldberg's jackhammer is just a modified suplex

>>2715453

The Jackhammer is a suplex PLUS a 250 lb man falling directly onto your chest. If this was a shoot you'd much rather someone suplex you than jackhammer you.

>>2714991
Shit list

>Jackhammer

18+ faggot

>>2714960
>hurr dur-durr lol Corbins finisher is giving himself a rockbottom am I right guise hahaha i love reddit dont forget to upvote
Die.

>>2715417
He did at a house show. It was really underwhelming. He just landed on his feet and RKOed Lesnar.

>>2715417
>>2715517
https://youtu.be/8GhYz8sA53Q?t=12

Here it is, btw.

>>2715152
>>2715386
The Bayley-to-Belly harnesses not only the power of Bayley's hug, but absorbs the power of her opponent's hug as well.

>>2715520
But that would mean her hug power is being boosted even as she draws upon it... Giving her INFINITE RECURSIVE HUG POWER!

>tfw you will never be hugged so potently that you get knocked the fuck out.

>>2715520
>>2715527
Cringe
If they weren't retarded they could've given her a bear hug or inverted guillotine

>>2715509
No seriously it is a pretty lame move.

>>2715493
The Jackhammer was shit and so was Goldberg

>>2715566
18+
You probably chanted "YES!" whenever Daniel Bryan was onscreen

>>2715573
I'm probably older than you, Goldberg was a shitty wrestler who only got over off a streak. His Goldberg chants weren't even real, they were part of his entrance music.

>>2715077

seriously it's just a russian sweep

That stupid submission, "hold," that AA uses, with the stupid name.

>>2715136
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>>2715382

Red Arrow.

>>2715711
kek

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>>2715631
Eat shit, the Last Chancery is great. Looks a lot better than the Captain's Hook. It just doesn't have that "finisher" feel to it. The Second Coming of Bread Cut Into Slices is a much better finisher for THE Brian Kendrick

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>>2714991

The Axe Bomber just sounds awesome tho

GTS

I never liked it, I thought it was always stupid

>>2715840

The setup is rather convoluted for such a minimalist finish. Doesn't help that Punk's usually looked weak af.

>>2715119
>facebuster yourself and your opponent

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>>2715519

>>2715801
>Axe Bomber!
>Oh cool, what does it do?
>Literally a clothesline

>>2715566
Actually, it helped that the Spear and the Jackhammer were Goldberg's only moves because he perfected that shit thanks to using it every fucking match.

>>2715984
He used to do a gorilla press into a front slam and some other cool power moves every now and than, but that was against the tomato cans he was facing at the beginning of his cornball streak of doom, when people actually liked him.

Then he got exposed and starting beating people fans actually liked. That didn't go over too well.

>>2715144
>having a standard suplex as a finisher just for the cheap pun

>>2714998
OH REALLY?

>>2716232
That's a sick ass spinebuster breh. The fucking snap from lift to slam was perfect.

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>>2715144
Mfw the ass looks delicious

>>2716232

Holy fuck I wonder if he legit broke that dude's back

>>2716796
Probably not, but that looks like a legit flash ko. Maybe even a concussion.

>>2716232
HOLY SHIT I LOVE IT WHEN NIGGERS KILL EACH OTHER

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>>2715801
AKSU BOMAAAAAAA

>>2714991
Wtf is the Cesaro slam?

>>2714960
HEY THERESA. I KNOW YOU'RE STUPID, AND THIS THURSDAY, YOU'RE GOING TO FIND OUT THAT I LIKE TO INFLICT PAIN. I'LL HIT YOU WITH A DEEP SIX (TY BILLION IN DEBT) AND PIN YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF THE COMMONS.

>>2715361
The best explanation I've heard for this bullshit is it's supposed to be like a cutter, but to the body. Either way it's still trash.

>>2715893
>convoluted
>literally just a fireman carry position

Are you actually fucking retarded? He can hit it in under 3 seconds. That's about as convoluted as an AA

>>2717007
>the actual hit is a knee to the face
>needs to fireman carry the opponent and drop him on his feet gently
CM Punk even used those corner high knees, which looked infinitely better and more powerful than his GTS version.

>>2716232
>it would be very painful if you're a big guy

4 (You)

>>2716232

I hate that spinebusters and DDTs (and powerbombs but to a much lesser extent) have become mostly transitional moves when they would actually be more devastating than half of what wrestlers use as finishers these days.

>>2716232

>DEX vs STR

This argument is one of the stupidest things ever. Life is not a videogame where there needs to be "balance" between all people's physical attributes; a proper fit guy can well be both stronger and more agile compared to a scrawny or a fatass one.

>>2715006

At least hers looks like it has more impact than Edges does.

seths new one

>>2715757
SCoBCIS is Kendrick's better than the captain's hook - yes.
Last Chancery is better than the captain's hook - also yes, I guess.
Last Chancery is great - it's not.

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>>2714991
Why does the FU get so much shit. It's almost identical to the F5.

>>2715528
a bear hug is a heel move

>>2716796
he must be broken

>>2717133
the joke is people autisticly applying vidya logic to RL

>>2718077
Its a fireman's carry, when anyone else does it it barely fazes the opponent

>>2718097
>bruno sammartino
>heel
18 fucking plus you drooling underage idiot

>>2718189
This
It would work well as a setup for a top-rope finisher

>>2714991
I always thought the double-arm DDT looked way more painful than a standard one, I like it as a finisher

>>2718199
>comparing 1930s wrestling conventions to present day conventions

you could cal some some a gay nigger back in public when boreo wrestled

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>>2714991
Hi fellow dirty deeds hate. That shit is a vanilla DDT

>>2718097
It would be the perfect way to turn her heel though. Have her lose a bunch of matches because of/tagging with her friend (say Sasha). After one of the loses an argument starts but cools down and they hug it out. Then Bayley starts squeezing.

As for bad finishers, the zig-zag. He pretty much does the same thing as he does to his opponent to himself.

I just hate it when during the setup for a Pedigree, the victim just crouches in an ideal position to tuck their head between the aggressor's legs, then pretty much give them their arms ready for the double underhook. It almost always is done so half-assedly it breaks suspension of disbelief for a move that is actually good.

>>2718438
Old school fan here, been away from the WWE product a long time... how long have they been doing those crash zooms to enhance the selling? Because it's really obnoxious and would make me not want to watch if I was still watching. Seems like an insult to the talent, desu.

>>2718630
Recent thing. 2010s I believe.

>>2718637
Glad I only have about seven years' worth of shit to conclusively avoid should I ever feel like catching up.

>>2715378

That made me laugh more than I should have, nice going