>How y'all live...the diamonds, the furs, the movie business.

>>2713296
Based redpilled Austin

IF YOU WANT TO GAS KIKES GIVE ME A HELL YEAH

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>>2713320
HELL YEAH

>>2713296
So this is why they took down his podcast.

>Austin 14:88 says I just gassed your ass!
Damn, Sam Rami's stint on creative really didn't age well.

>>2713320

HEIL YEAH

>>2713331

no that was because of the deanetty fiasco

>>2713451
What happened?

>>2713506
He exposed Dean

>>2713513
Oh.

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>>2713506
What happened was that Dean was acting like a chill dude with a 'tude and wrestling fans are autistic and can only vicariously live through wrestlers who they deem "charismatic" when they act like spastic, dramatic anime characters like Nakamura

Austin really talks about anything he wants

remember when Jericho and foley did network podcasts? two of the biggest company men ever and surprise surprise they sucked dick

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>>2713702

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This was a good one too
>Haitch yelling at Kevin Dunn live

>>2713506
Dean largely refused to talk about certain parts of his life (ie the fact he was slinging dope in the Cincinnati projects at a young age) and it was clear Steve was pissed about it. Austin proceeded to straight-up tell Dean he was complacent and not edgy enough. Dean obviously couldn't respond to questions like this because the answer was "I can't be edgy because the company refuses to let me. I can't talk about my youth because Vince will get super pissed about his champion being a former dope dealer. I can't tell you to fuck off because Vince will push me off the roof of a tall building." Austin was a bit of a dick, Dean was probably drunk, and a really anticipated episode went down the shitter almost immediately.

>>2713748
this

Dean said "I was doing stuff I shouldn't have been doing" and Austin should have taken the hint that Dean clearly doesn't want to talk about that stuff when he's champ for a PG company

Austin was in the wrong.

>>2713748
I feel that everyone blows this out of proportion. I was disappointed watching it myself because everything you describe takes up about 4 minutes at most and everything else goes pretty smoothly.

>>2713702
>>2713748
>>2713753
Hi dean!

>>2713506
Dean was a complete fucking retard and buried Brock.

The worst part was when Austin asked Dean about the time he spent working in the gym

"Wtf Steve I never worked in a gym, were are you getting your false information from? the internet?"

5 mins later Dean starts talking about the time he worked in the gym
???????????????????????????????????????

>>2713748
It's not about being edgy. It's about being good. Dean had a horrible championship run, a complete flop, and has continued to be a complete joke for the past year. Everything he touches turns to shit. Austin was right when he accused Dean of getting the title and basically relaxing.

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>>2713506

Imagine being Austin in that podcast and having to be all like damn, Deanetty Ambrose, you fuckin' badass, all cool with your skinny DYEL body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have put you over, both my character and the real me. when all he really wants to do is chug beer and beat Debra at the Broken Skull Ranch. Like seriously imagine having to be Austin and not only sit in that chair while Dean Ambrose flaunts his college fratboy DUDE WEED LMAO indie chill vibes, the favorable lighting barely concealing his thinning hairline and shitty fringe, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while he perfected that embarrassing promo. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking visage but his haughty attitude as everyone on set tells him he's THE CHAMP and DAMN, DEAN AMBROSE LOOKS LIKE THAT because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch his CZW indie shitter fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been ingesting nothing but a healthy diet of Broken Skull IPA, AlphaBrain and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Victoria Texas. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his dimpled brow as he sucks it in to attempt being alpha, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in his hardcore (for that is what he calls himself) image, the image he worked so hard for with indie feds in the previous years. And then the Vince calls for you to change the subject, and you know you could give a stunner every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Stone Cold. You're not going to lose your future podcast career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

>>2713793
>buried brock
>a bad thing
maybe if he turned up more than four times a year

>>2713808
It's Brock's fault he got a sweetheart deal?

>>2713805
>while he perfected that embarrassing promo.
That really was terrible. No wonder they don't let these geeks cut their own promos.

>>2713814
no but it is his fault that the Dean vs Brock match was shit

>>2713819
No shit, but you still don't go on and say, "hey, one of the biggest draws in the company doesn't really give a fuck and he was only focused on his UFC fight"

>>2713823
but he's right

>>2713826
and Donald Trump is literally Hitler

but would you tell that to Vince?

>>2713828
Probably, Vince is insane so he'll either hate it or he'll think you have balls and push you.

Based Stone /pol/

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>>2713320
HEIL YEAH

>>2713801
Imagine being this much of a mark and believing that anybody has creative control on how they are used and pushed once becoming champion

>>2714035
You really don't understand how this works, do you?

>>2714041
no u

>>2713702
>Dean, tell us a little bit about your childhood so people can know about how fucked up it was so they like you more so you can be more over so you make more dimes
>dude I'm not gonna talk about it lmao

Dean is a fucking tard

>>2713319
Stormfront Steve Austin

>>2714686
>Austin gives him the opportunity to talk about his childhood to make him a more relatable human being that the fans can connect and sympathize with.
>DUDE JUST CHILL OUT LMAO
The state of Deanetty

>>2714686
He can't talk about that shit, he's a kids' TV character. You wouldn't ask Barney the Dinosaur how much he likes to eat pussy, would you? Austin should have known better and probably did, he was just fucking with Dean's shit.

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>>2714041
Oh you believe the brass rings speech huh? LMAO Can spot a mark a mile away.

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>>2714686
>>2714710
UHHH UMMMM UHHH its not LMAO he could have talked like a normal person and told cold stone that he didnt want to talk about that subject.

DRINK BEER
LYNCH BOOKER
AW HELL YEAH

>>2713704
Jericho's podcast is great.

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>>2713506
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIOlGTgMlcI

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>>2715392
the ones he did for the network were shit

hes the ultimate company man

>>2716003
What was wrong with the network ones?

>>2714022
>>2713328
>>2713320
>>2713312
>>2713319
>>2713331
OY VEY, DELETE THIS MODS. TOO ANTI-SEMETIC SEND ME 6000000 SHEKELS

>>2714686

He had a lesbian mom, sold and did dope, and ate lots of pussy. What about that is acceptable to say when you're a PG-figure.

He's not Seth or Roman, who grew up relatively normal.