*strums guitar* >Last week, I locked a lunatic away. An ‘A

He's punching Miz in the dick on Sunday.

I dont watch NXT, but I fucking love the drifter.

>Alpha look
>GOAT gimmick
>Involved with two of my favorite wrestlers
>Knows how to get actual heat

Why does WWE sign so many Indy shitters when guys like this have a much higher ceiling?

>>2712487
When did jobber Sandow come back?

>>2712529
This guy makes Sandow look like Owens

>>2712529
No, see The Drifter Elias Samson is in great physical condition and can actually wrestle. So he's really nothing like Damien Sandow at all.

>>2712487
It's actually genius. They spoil the ending to the match this Sunday, but they do it via Elias Samson singing which only 2% of viewers are even going to pay attention to.

It means Vigilante Drifter El Kabong killing every member of the former Shield

I love the Drifter. He is so bad at everything that it gets him heat.

This is the only way to be a heel nowadays. Be boring as fuck to watch. His songs are just the icing on the cake.

>>2712487
BASED MINSTREL

>"I like sugar and I like tea but I don't like niggers, no siree"

What did the drifter mean by this line?

>>2712524
They want to draw the 100,000 people worldwide who actually know who is in RoH. The reality is no one cares about that bush league bullshit. The ones who get over do it because of how they perform in the fed, not their indy gimmicks

>>2712657
That would draw dimes for real

>>2712649
Boring heat is x-pac heat tho

>>2712695
Heat is heat in this day and age given kayfabe is long gone. Nothing worse than dead silence.

>>2712487
Miz is winning the belt back

Duhhhhh

>>2712657
>There's only two things that'll make me puke, that's s hog eating slop and a big black spook.

BASED Johnny Rebel

This guy has THE long term gimmick. He can be a mid-card heel for a decade if he wants to, easily. He's the guy you feud with when you go from the lower to the middle card.

>>2712524
Because its easier to start in the middle since all they have to do is teach them how to talk and take bumps

i think this guy has "it"