Where were you when CM Punk got JUSTed by some overweight old

OP it's rigged

>>2708580
Hi Phil

>>2708563
He could be doing male on male harcore porn and it would be less embarrasing .

He really is hellbent on making me regret liking wrestling for so many years

It's amazing how out of shape he is

>>2708580
>CM Punk is so desperate for money he jobs to fat nobodies on a nothing show
which is more pathetic?

>>2708563
I love all the cuts they do to try and make it look competitive. Punk is such a fucking embarrassment.

>>2708563
JUSTed?

>>2708621
lurk moar

>>2708563
Is that fucking CT? I thought he was fit. Anyway having a weight advantage in that contest is literally all it would take to win

>>2708563
HOLY FUCKKING SHIT CM Punk is such a loser.

This would never happen to real wrestlers like Batista, Sheamus, Brock, Nash, Braun, Reigns, Jinder

Phil continuing to make pro wrestlers and business look bad

>>2708632
i get the funny sarcasm but you actually make a good point even jinder would be more succesful that cm phil, at least he has roid muscles

>>2708626
He took a few years off the show after Diem died. He had a kid with some Mexican woman in Florida and does real estate sales now down there. He doesn't work out like he used to.

>>2708563
What is this show called so I can watch and laugh at Phillips failures?

>>2708632
Wolfneet pls

>>2708637
MTV Challenge Champs Vs Pros

I bet AJ and Phil watch this on repeat while they have sex.

>>2708563
MTV is still around? i thought theyre ded

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>>2708632
>Reigns

>>2708563
Kek, what a fucking loser.

>>2708632
>This would never happen to real wrestlers like Batista, Sheamus, Brock, Nash, Braun, Reigns, Jinder

THAT should be a show on the network where wrestlers challenge marks in games like that.
Kinda like American Gladiators but if it were up to me it would be closer to Battle Dome.

>>2708632
>Nash
>Ramming his chopstick legs into the ground to become an immovable object.

>>2708563
So did he give out a pseudo inspiring speech this time too after losing?

>>2708563
everything he's done since leaving wwe has been an embarrassment

this skinnyfat idiot thinks he's some elite athlete because he was a professional wrestler

>>2708685
Battle Dome failed because so many of the warriors and contestants were getting seriously hurt and costing the producers too much money.

>>2708563
What a sad little man

>>2708693
Guess you missed him going ape on a skinny punk at an indie show recently

7ft juggernaut wouldn't get BTFO by a an average joe now much less in his prime

>>2708563
FIRST UFC NOW THIS U SEE THE THING IS CM, YOU CANT HANDLE NON SCRIPTED DUELS COZ THEY DICKK HARD IN YOUR CM CUNT ELBOW DEEP WITH BOTH FEET

REVERSE MIZ

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>>2708563
>miz
>won two mtv challenges and main evented wrestlemania
>hot as fuck wife

>punk
>released a failed comic, got btfo in ufc and mtv, never main evented wrestlemania
>married a postop ladyboy

>>2708563
>That picture of people wrestling in a Wal-Mart had more people watching then this.

>>2708632

>Braun in that contest

That would be fucking awesome.

And I'd bet $20 I could be Jinder at that. Taking a whole bunch of sterons and brolifting doesn't make one strong, just gives them tits, acne, backne, frontne, assne, and inner-ear-ne.

>>2708777
Trips of Truth

>>2708777
Miz is legitemately one of the last real men in the WWE a long with Cena and Styles

>>2708788
Jinder is supposedly a beast but Strowmn is on a mother level. CT Fletcher was talking about how blow away he was by him on austins podcast

love punk but how tf this nigga not even put up a challenge

Can wait for Punk to be revealed Enzo's attacker

>>2708777
Agree with everything but the last part. AJ was a hot piece of ass.

>>2708682
Reigns was an obese football player most his ding-dong diddly life he'd demolish those twerps

>>2708563
How can someone be either a champ or a pro like CM Punk yet be as unathletic as CM Punk is?

>>2708685
That sounds like a great way to discredit a wrestler Brawl for All/Daniel Puder BTFOing Angle-style.

>>2709035
Not really. Eventually somebody has to win a few challenges to get points and win the game. It doesn't have to be main roster guys either so they could use a few oldfags in the challenges.
They reason I mentioned Battle Dome is because they had gimmicks so the wwe guys can extend their gimmick to the show.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgFIxkxQw10

>>2708808
I want Braun to be my mommy!

is this clown good at anything?

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>>2708777
Ha

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>>2708563
>This guy thinks he's a professional athlete.

Punk was never an athlete

>>2708563
What a cuck.

>>2709774
>>2709804
Punk is a "Pro" in that contest.

>>2708563
Whats next for Punk? Maybe enter an international arm wrestling contest, talk loads of shit then get his arm ripped in two during round 1?

The other guy is obviously much heavier but punk just flails around like a gangly pubescent dork with no body awareness or functional strength. I'd feel bad for him but you just know he'll talk shit about it and try to make out he let the guy win or it was edited to make him look bad or some other self-delusional shit.

>>2708563
LOLLL
is that based ct or johnny?
phil is such a bitch kek

>>2708616
Sounds like his WWE career desu

>>2708563
>Pretending to be a "pro" but is too small and weak, so the larger, more athletic man wins.

Story of Phil's life.

>>2708563
does Punk have AIDS?

>>2711071
lol

>>2708563

Kek

KEK

How will Phil ever recover?

>>2708607
Don't stop liking wrestling, just stop liking Phil. He's not a likeable guy.

>>2708704
You mean some bullshit monologue about how in losing, he actually won, because he's low-key better than everyone else on earth? Yeah, probably. I haven't watched the episode yet, but I wouldn't put it past him.

AJ wont let punk sleep in the bed for another week after this

>>2708626
CT also beat Miz in a shoot wrestling match before he joined WWE.

>>2708833
i like indian boys: the post

>>2711301
Anyone can beat anyone on any given night, pal.

t. Vince

>>2708563
The best part about this is that it felt exactly like his UFC debut did.

Leading up to it I was thinking "Well I don't know, I hope he can do it." and then about 2 seconds in I knew he was fucked. Was the exact same thoughts and timeline as the UFC debut.

>>2708563

Look at his grip! It's retarded.

The other guy has the end pressed against his chest. Look at Philcuck, one arm on the end?!

Is he trying to lose?

>>2713104

NICE SIDESTEPS PHIL

Doesn't he know our legs are stronger walking FORWARD?

Not sidestepping like his advances in his UFC debut?

>>2708632
>Phil continuing to make pro wrestlers and business look bad
Oh no no. Remember: He's an "MMA Fighter".

>>2713116
He also doesn't call himself a pro wrestling champion, just a "wrestling champion"

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>>2708563
Holy shit I can't stop laughing

>>2708682
>BBDWTOS in the current year
He can't be stopped.

>>2713136
God damn that's pathetic. Why do people like this guy?

>>2708788
t. obese smark who hasn't lifted anything in his life other than a 2 litre bottle of pepsi covered in dorito crumbs.

>>2708833
Lucky for you, there's over one billion other pajeets to choose from.

>>2708777
Will Cuck Man Phil ever recover from this?

>>2708833
>AJ was a hot piece of ass

She looked like she could have been a "little buddy" to Indiana Jones

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>>2708833
I agree, AJ is a hot piece of ass

>>2713145
t. obese mark projecting

>>2708563
CT is actually a fucking beast tho, or he used to be before Diem died.

>>2708777
True

Why the fuck are so many people this worked by cm punk?
Is it him? Or is it the fanboys?

Phil making wrestling bad again

>>2713359

>mfw Phil is deliberately sabotaging wrestling because he's a little bitch who never got his mania main event

I like Punk.
I really do.
But this is just getting sad now.
He has money, he can step away from the limelight and be comfortable for the rest of his life. Please, stop embarrassing yourself.

>>2708777
Those trips don't lie

>>2708632
>Reigns
>Nash

kek

>>2708580
Doesn't make it any less pathetic.

>>2708682
>Reigns just slightly pushes an annoying fan, the fan goes flying.
>Cuck Man Phil launches himself onto a fan (not even the right one lol) with his whole body, punches him twice and only then the fan falls.

He should have quit Twitter and any athletic competition after the podcast, but he's too much of a poseur attention whore. He's embarrassed himself, ruined his "legacy," and contributed to the slow death of pro wrestling in the U.S. over the past few years.

>>2709804
How the fuck can you be WWE champion and not be an athlete?

>>2708563
CM PUNK, THIS IS YOUR LIFE!!!

Why was (my) post removed?

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>>2708563
Phil feeling the rock bottom all over again.

>>2708616
desu, if he fought a fat nobody in Bellator we wouldn't be making fun of him this bad.

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>>2708777
AJ Styles says Miz is one tough cat: http://www.wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2016/0327/609016/aj-styles-on-if-he-got-heat-for-knocking-out-miz-tooth/

Daniel Bryan admits the Miz is right and awesome: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/early-lead/wp/2016/09/01/wwes-daniel-bryan-tells-espn-his-televised-fight-with-the-miz-was-real/?utm_term=.3e837126939f

Foley is a Mizfit: https://www.kekbook.com/RealMickFoley/posts/1235809239782545:0
https://www.kekbook.com/RealMickFoley/posts/1385044308192370

J.R. thinks that Miz kicks some verbal ass: https://www.jrsbarbq.com/blog/50214

Don Tony & Kevin Castle Show went from saying Miz can't cut promos to Miz owning Daniel Bryan's ass: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btH0K5-VjQ4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AH-jA4aXt8c

Triple H says that the Miz is the best on the mic on the current roster: https://www.sportskeeda.com/wwe/wwe-news-triple-h-praises-the-miz-calls-him-the-best-on-the-mic-in-the-current-roster

Samoa Joe sings high praises of the Miz: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dgPbuD-rCY
http://411mania.com/wrestling/samoa-joe-says-a-feud-with-the-miz-would-be-compelling/

Vince Russo thinks Miz is born in the wrong era: http://www.ringsidenews.com/2017/05/08/vince-russos-brand-recap-miz-wrong-era-sheamus-reckless-worker-wwes-double-standard/

Ricochet (Will "...Dive" Ospreay's Rival) thinks the Miz is one of the best things in Pro Wrestling today: https://twitter.com/KingRicochet/status/865695469296537600

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>"""""""""""real"""""""""""""" ((((((((((athlete))))))))))))

>>2708626
CT wore Johnny Bananas (the guy that owned CM Punk earlier) like a backpack once in a contest.

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>>2708766
>>2708777
Dubs and trips confirm.

Even based RVD and Booker T think CM Punk is a joke.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXM9-PJT1K8

>>2716045
Confirmed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W--_r6ZfUh0

>>2714005
He's essentially the Miz of MMA, except the Miz is actually paid to be a poseur pussy on TV. CM Bitch just is a poseur pussy.

>>2716036
I love this pic mind if I borrow it?

>>2710023
Based CT. Johnny got eliminated by CM Punk actually.

>>2716036
Based Miz earning respect at the back rather than whining about it through a """"""""""""pipe bomb"""""""""".

>>2708580
>CM Punk doing the job for MTV reality stars

The State of Punk.

>>2708563
>Cuck Man Phil
>never lifts
>skinny fat
>gets manhandle by some average fat guy
Ha.

>>2716306
That's not an average fat guy tho. That's returning champ CT.

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Punk is living in your head RENT FREE.

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>>2716476

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>>2716476
Based Pepsiman making the wenches want to be with him, how does he do it?

>>2716631
The more comical part of that was that the other guy was legit apoplectic.

>>2716476
>being proud of being a manwhore

>>2716476
>dumped Lita and Maria over AJ Lee

>>2716476
His Hugh Jackman look is his best look.

>>2717972
No, this is

>>2708766
He's arguably the Miz of MMA before the Talking Smack promo.

A chickenshit heel who can't win but is still somehow a loudmouth regardless with delusions of grandeur.

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>>2716476
Stupid sexy CM.

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Weren't they friends?

Honestly Punk needs to stop being such a bitch and just return to the WWE. Vince will have him back with open arms, and the way the ratings are, he'll be pushed to the top of the card. Everyone returns eventually, he might as well do it whilst he's still young and can have at least 3 more years of good matches.

>>2708563
>arms are too skinny to have a pushing contest with God

>>2716071
No he didn't you lying fanboy.