For 24 hours you temporarily possess the body of Vince McMahon,

>>2704268
Kill myself so I can save WWE from Vince's Alzheimer's ridden brain

Fire Asgooka. Bring back bra and panties

Disown Stephanie and sever all company ties to Paul because he's not my son-in-law anymore.

Transfer my controlling stake to Shane

>>2704268
>You cant kill WWE

So I can't do what he's been doing since 2001?

Jerk off

Fuck steph

Hookers, blow, fire someone, maybe work out
A pretty typical Vince day, honestly

>>2704281
2008*

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>>2704268
Immediately sign Jimmy Ocean and give him a title shot

>>2704293
WWE had gotten bad long before it went PG. 18+

>>2704268

liquidize as much of his fortune as I can and move it to my accounts, what do you think...

Fire everyone then buy out TNA and push Jeff Jarrett and give him every belt

Cuddle with Linda for the entire day

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>>2704268

Give this man a call and edit Vince's will to have him get whatever is left of the WWE when he croaks

hire the hot divas back and fuck them all

providing vince's dick still works

>>2704313
>knowing this little about finance

Send money to my home address and then prank call cuckman phil

INJECT MYSELF WITH A LETHAL DOSE OF POISON

Call up Paul, tell him I'm retiring and he's in charge, have documents drawn up that say that I can never, ever, ever go back on this decision and as of today I am permanently out as the head of creative.

>>2704268
Give Virgil a twenty year iron clad main event contract

>>2704268
retire but the one thing i request to Haitch or whoever will control the company that Nakamura will win the WWE Title and defend it against AJ Styles in the main event of WrestleMania and it will be a strong style match and make documents that I cant go back on the decision

>>2704644
oh and fire roman

>>2704616
OP said you can't kill WWE

>>2704268
>tv-mature
>asuka debut
>nia jax challenge asuka in a bra and panties match in a pool full of baby oil
>both end up naked
>4.9 rating in my first week

>>2704694
get your sick fat fetish out of here you freak

>>2704268
tons of coke. fuck steph. fuck alexa bliss, fuck hhh yell at vanilla midgets and make them do retarded shit

>>2704304
>18+
Nice try.

What's the opposite of rose-tinted lenses?

Fuck all the divas that i want.