When the fuck is WWE going to create the next big " Gimmick

Cover the outside of the ring in thumbtacks and legos.

Based on that Alexa Bliss segment and those ratings their next gimmick match will be held on the baseball diamond of Stamford High School.

>>2703115
when Vince dies

The Bug Dogs Yard Match. Every 2 minutes, Roman Reigns is released from his cage to super man punch and subsequently pin the wrestlers remaining in the ring one by one. The "winner" of the match is the last wrestler to be buried by the big dog in his yard. However, the real winner of the match is RR for obvious reasons.

>>2703115
I wish WarGames would come back, maybe for Survivor Series.

The ring is incases in glass and slowly filled up with water.

Coal Miners Glove

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>>2703115
pyramid match
1st one to the top wins

I wish they would invent a match that's like a reverse battle royal where the competitors start on the outside of the ring, have to get themselves in over the top rope, and the goal is to keep yourself as the only competitor in the ring for a full 10- count.

The Final Solution Match. The entire arena is set up as a gas chamber, which goes off as soon as the match starts, with every wrestler and employee packed into the ring and surrounding it. That way Vince can end the WWE's suffering on his terms.

>>2703281
They could call it a King of the Hill match.

>>2703281
There was a reverse battle royale in TNA in 2006 that was so infamous it garnered Worst Match of the Year.

50 man and woman future endeavor battle royal
the guys who got thrown out gets fired and the last man standing gets all the belts.

Dicks on a pole

Remember in one of those Saw movies when that woman got chucked into the pit of syringes to find the key?

It would be like that but it's the key to the cage.

Why doesn't WWE ever have segments outside of the arena anymore

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVS4UySbeE0

>>2703353
They don't want to spend the money

Pyro is the biggest example of this

Punjabi Prison Match between Jinder Mahal and Big Match John.

Poor little white girl in a cell vs 6 BBC's

>>2703356
But they're bleeding far more money for having a boring and inferior product

Treadmill match.
>Kevin Owens
>Samoa Joe
>Bray Wyatt
>Nia Jax
First wrestler to lose 5kgs wins.

A lumberjack gauntlet match where each eliminated competitor stays at ringside as a lumberjack and are able to get revenge on the guy who eliminated them.

Release the Braun Match. Six Man Ladder match but there is the option to score a pinfall to release a caged Braun Strowman for two minutes to destroy the other team.

>>2703149
>Finn Balor's dangerous and heartbreaking stepping-on-legos extravaganza match.
I don't care if he's a vanilla midget, fucking book it.

Mobile Gundam match

>>2703115
You're forgetting the amazing Asylum Match and the House of Horrors Match. I'm sure we'll be seeing many more of those for years to come.

>>2703283
Lol

>>2703353
>Have an incredibly well paying job
>Go to the store
>Steal cereal
>Attack random white guy
>White guy who doesn't give a fuck starts throwing nuts at the monkey to subdue him.
>Tries covering him in flour to make him whiter to see if that helps
>Nigger promises he won't do any more then immediately steals a pack of beer
>White man tries to give him a box of crackers to tame him and get him out of the store
>Nigger kicks him in the jaw and returns to the store to try and steal more
>White man drinks some milk to restore himself
>Tries to clean him up with tissues, give him some coffee and send him home
>Checks his much a nigger is worth
>Can't even get a price
>Police turn up and noble white man goes to meet them to tell them a wild nigger is in the store

WWF was red pilled. When they "Got the F out" they put the BBC in.

>>2703149
>>2703474
Some indies use Lego in hardcore matches

>>2703276
This could only be tense and believable if it's Flair vs Hogan, but I don't want to watch two old people climb a set of stairs.

>>2703539
Cringe

>>2703401
>Nia wins by smuggling TJP in her ass and having him crawl out when the match starts

>>2703115
Why invent a new match when they can make what they already have more rare and special?

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>>2703276
I see you also watch Tiger Mask W

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>>2703353
Was it Wrestlekino?

>>2704505
based

ding-dong diddly match

>>2703115
Holy shit that Chamber was trash, looks like a fuckin kids play house and match was just as bad. They need to kill that match.

Was the asylum match not good enough for you?

>>2703276
Ready to rumble already did that

How about a cell in a cell

A gay porn set match

the 'no gimmick' gimmick match - they're announced by their real names, come out wearing normal athletic gear and no moves are allowed except catch-wrestling holds and forearm shots.

>>2704665
Isn't that all that happens now?

>>2704665
So every Raw match of the past few years?

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>>2703115
Dog v dog match?
The dog title goes around their neck instead of the collar.

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>>2704671
>>2704763

There will be a Hot Lava match at great Balls of Fire.

Ladder match, but instead of ladders, it's a jungle gym.

>>2703115
How about a timed gauntlet match? Where a person has to fight for 3 minutes and then they're disqualified unless they win, and this continues with a few people.
Then just in case people can understand what's going on, you could have it cycle through people, and running out of time just sends you to the back of the list. And the only way to get eliminated is pin/submission/disqualification; which is basically the same as a tag match.

>>2703253
would be amazing, war games with double cages.>>2707402
sounds like a good idea >>2704930
that should be at grreat balls

>>2703418 i would pay to see these .

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>>2703115
I've always felt that height was an underused dynamic.

How about a match where the title is suspended in the air, like in a ladders match. Then there's a lever over by the entrance, and pulling that lever lowers the title to where someone can reach it. Once you let go of the lever, the title will stay where it is, but it will move back up after being left untouched for 30 seconds.

I'm not sure what the appeal would be, however. On one hand it allows you to make stuff like disqualification still a thing; maybe it's still possible to get counted out, so you need to run to pull the lever, and hope your opponent is on the ground long enough? Or maybe it would be really chaotic in a tag team/multiman match; since once that lever is pulled, everyone goes into a frenzy. It would also be pure wrestlekino to have someone grab onto the title as it's being lifted up.

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>>2707433
i was thinking of a barbed wire net match, self explanatory . get thrown in the barb wire net you loose.

>>2707445
that wouldn't happen in pg wwe and I don't think even attitude wwe

They need to have a ring over a pool like the WCW used to do

>>270yea i know , it was just a thought .

>>2707445
Sounds neat for a hardcore settings. But it doesn't seem very different from a battle royal, other than getting blinded if you don't land on your back.

But it would be good for preventing outside interference, since lumberjacks are shit, steel cages have a door, and Hell in a Cell has literal bolt cutters inside the cage. Actually now that you mention it. Wouldn't a barbed wire cage match make a lot more sense than an electrified cage match?

>>2707451
draw it

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>>2707454
Or a Barb Wire caged Fence match .

Teleport match

Bray Wyatt teleports behind someone in the crowd and you have to find him within 10 minutes.

>>2707461
They could use it to keep Mexicans out.

mousetraps, marbles, two liters of coke and mentos in each corner

>>2707464
Laughed

>>2707464
Find a fat loser in a sea of fat losers? That shit is OP.

>>2707461
This has already been done, hasn't it?

>>2708080
nut sure

>>2703115
War Games Daddeh.

>>2709191
>2709191
war games but the ring has a gap in between with two tables i n the middle

>add another 9 ropes evenly spaced above the current ropes
>flippy chunklets springboard and try to grab a title suspended above the ring
I await my call from HHH

Thunderdome

Basically just the hell in a cell with bungie ropes

>>2707461
make it electrified

Two men flex in the middle of the ring. The bigger and more immobile man gets all the belts.

I call it Vinny Macs Wack Off Shack

>>2703115
never because Wwe has 0 creativity and are just riding the nostalgia wave from the past

>>2707445
I'm pretty sure FMW did that

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>>2709570
really ? damn

All the divas get raped by 10 BBC match.

>>2709178
JBL vs Big show of all things

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQd3HZPEHjI

>>2704507
It'll probably have defenders eventually. Remember that red room that Randy stared at but they didn't actually show what was in it?
People will call that kino.

>>2707433
>I'm not sure what the appeal would be, however.
This sort of thing has "No DQ written all over it.

The appealing dynamic is that it would be like a ladder match (Go do a thing that takes a long time), but an opponent inturrupts by racing to the level and raising the title back up rather than just fucking with you on the ladder.

This would lead to fighting next to the lever, one guy wins, pulls the lever, then the opponent dramatically manages to pull the lever back just as he's arriving in the ring to collect.
You could solve that by taking your opponent with you back to the ring, but now you're both right next to the lowered title. Would be good.

>>2711457
Not only they did that, but the ropes would be wires as well and the wires were also electrified at times.

>>2703115

>>2711500
It might be interesting if it were a champion trying to defend his title against three other people, with a timer. Assuming it were a fatal 4 way, and not 3v1, it would be a much more realistic way to put a champion at a disadvantage, but still have a good chance at winning, and give a few people a title shot.

I wonder how the gimmick fares when there's more than 2 people. It seems like it'd be more interesting to watch, but it'd be more confusing in terms of people trying to grab the belt. But it seems like a good gimmick for something like the IC or US title.

New twist on the Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal: everyone races to eliminate themselves so their career isn't ruined by winning the trophy.