ITT: Things that actually happened https://www.youtube.com/

>>2694219
/ourguy/

I CHOPPY CHOPPY YOUR PEEPEE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9y5LSRCc04
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RV9NQnsRAO8

Foot Fag gimmick forever

>>2694250
A true American hero.

https://youtu.be/H2tZA3FF2AU
@2:29

based heidenrape

>>2694723
WTF? I had stopped watching like 3 years before this. Even in the attitude era simulated sodomy wouldn't fly.

>>2694250

I loved JBLs run but some of that stuff when he was fueding with Eddie Guerrero was rediculous

>>2694250
J Based L triggering the illegal spics and nu-male cucks

>>2694219
https://youtu.be/rvs2CF0AWtg
Remember that time Rusev brought out his obviously not Russian lawyer?
https://youtu.be/4H_9AF0lZtc
There's the longer version.

https://youtu.be/2ZGC6b4eP8Q

>>2694723
what the fuck

>>2694219
Im the biggest footfag and biggest litafag of all the time I remember when this aired it was on my tivo and i unironically fapped to it like all week imagining i was snitsky

>>2695818
I'm not a footfag, but disgusting feet are a major turn-off, so this segment killed my interest in Lita.

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Brock tried to kill Randy Orton for some reason

>>2694250
When WWE came to New Zealand in 2006 he spent ten minutes ranting about rugby to piss off the crowd.

Such an underrated heel

>>2695540

>gimmick starts off as a Muslim American man mad because his fellow Americans unfairly treated him like a terrorist ever since 9/11
>"Hey.....let's have a segment where he sacrifices his partner as a martyr then simulates a beheading on the Undertaker, like a terrorist"
>actual terrorist attack happens and dominates the news the same day that the segment airs

>>2694219

it's seeing shit like this that makes me hate the pg era

>>2695731
https://youtu.be/yVwd9NN9Ge8

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>>2695930
>tfw no Rape Angle storyline ever again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faK6zq0QdHg&t=224s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4lnxzog-Qc

>>2696022
You forgot the one where King Booker offered to let Cena fuck his wife in exchange for cancelling a shot at his title

>>2696027
Please tell me there is a vid on youtube for this

>>2696027
I don't believe you

>>2696114
>>2696030

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x522nb_john-cena-and-king-booker-backstage_sport

....

>>2696022
the fake crowd sound effects pisses me

>>2696247
Well, I'll be damned
I must have missed this one somehow

>>2694250
>It's a whole herd of Mexicans
We need to find a way to clone JBL and then build the wall out of JBL clones instead of cement.

https://youtu.be/LHhF843_E_U

>people think its a work

>>2697689
This was the best part of this feud
That and Edge destroying Hardy and banishing him back to the midcard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSMwx6ZCjfI

https://youtu.be/XsOcoE9Vocg

Tommy's Dreamer gimmick where he ate weird things and Taker making him drink a cup of chewed dip

>>2700032
I miss fun Brock.

>>2700032
i miss when lesnar talked

>>2694250
Imagine the heat this would get today? I'm sure it would revive modern wrestling

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>>2700032
>Eddie laughing at "they swam a long way"

>>2695828
i still don't know why hes allowed to wrestler after that. back in the day theyd drive you outta the territory for going into business for yourself.

>>2697689
This was so well done.

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>>2699126
>almost cries and has to shift back into le pro wrasslin heel
That was some powerful shit

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>>2697689
Matt was broken a long time ago

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cL1UeANSP7k

>>2704682
This seems like a cool idea desu

>>2694250
based jbl working the disgusting spics

>>2695540
The Jinder we deserved

>>2704682

I don't know why so many people shit on this reverse battle royal
The execution could have been better but the idea itself was good and pretty original

>>2704682
I never got the hate for this match.
I hate battle royales and this is a pretty good fix to how lame they are
The only part that is stupid is the starting outside the ring part and I think they ended up

>>2695540
It still hurts. He'll come back one day....right?

>>2694250

this promo is a legit shoot on JBL's part

>>2695540
I wonder how Taker felt reading the script for this

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>>2695540

>>2695025
>gave his mother a heart attack at a house show

Man, they were DESPERATE to make him into a top heel quickly.

Not like it didn't pay off, but my god, imagine if that didn't work

>>2694219
It wasn't my fault

>>2700032
Lesnar could cut a decent promo in his prime.

>>2706659
https://youtu.be/TKgS3HogDUU

>>2708980
I miss old Brock, he loved the biz

>>2708983
Kek no

>>2695847
I CALL IT GAY

>>2700032
I can so vividly see brock doing this to a mexican kid at a high school house party. God, what a fucking dick, i love it.

https://youtu.be/WaotS4ZFi5s

>Watch
>Fap
>Rewind
>Fap

>>2696247
Booker: "okay."

Lmao

>>2710912
HAHAHAHA YEAH MAN! THATS WHAT HAPPENED IN THE VID XD

>>2694250
>Goosestepping in Germany
I thought Nazi imagery is banned over there?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcjZrBc4QcU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhYnCj_VsZU

>>2711493
jbl got in big trouble for that

>>2694219
Met Snitsky at an small show I worked at a few months ago. He was one of the nicest guys I've met in the business. Didn't see that coming. His energy put everyone in a good mood.

>>2695847
You should listen to his commentary during ECW One Night Stand. They had him mic'd up the entire show. Fucking gold mine.

>>2710898
Was Morrison okay with this?

>>2695921

Had the 7/7 bombing never happened, I don't think it would have gotten nearly as much heat as it did. Do you think they would have kept him around had it not been for the bad timing of that segment?

>>2708980
God this is hilarious

>>2696247

>fucking Ron Simmons at the end.


Gets me every time.

>>2711548
This whole story line was embarrassing

>>2711493
He nearly got arrested. They don't tolerate that shit over there any more.

>>2700435

That was oddly hilarious.

>>2713126
Fuck you it was fapkino

>>2713157
Spoken like a true virgin

>>2713167
Virgin am I?
*smirks*
*kicks your knees and forces you to bend*
*rips your pants off*
*stares at your tight butthole*
*licks lips*
this is gonna be fun
*starts fucking you*
Who is the virgin now?
*starts slapping your ass and spitting in your face*
SAY MY NAME BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*cums*

>>2713350
cringe

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>>2713350

>>2694219

https://youtu.be/sYxmlgQ2-34

>>2695828
>be Randy
>decide to sandbag a UFC champion
>everyone is shocked when he gets sick of your bullshit and stiffs you

>>2704682
How do you keep everyone from charging the ring at once?

>>2705777
Trips of truth

>>2694723
wew
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>>2708980
>he's gonna pawn it like all mexicans do

>>2694219

I love this segment. Snitsky played this embarrassing gimmick perfectly. And I always get a laugh out of Edge touching his tongue.

>>2700032
My sides every time

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Wrestling is a lot like comic books
You can go through the archives and find something ranging from cringy to hilarious to fucked up any time and find something new to share

>>2714579
Shut up reddit