>did you see that? nobody can...stand tosto with me What did

>>2689662
her large belly prevents anybody from standing toe to toe with her

Her Engrish is embarrassing. How can it still be so bad?

>>2689671
She must be a bit 'slow'

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>Obese
>Autistic
>Ugly
>Can't speak English
Send her back to fat camp.

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>>2689675
>cute
>undefeated
>177-0
>high charisma
>4 star match with Emma
>sexy
>4 star match with Bayley
>great entrance music
>sells t-shirts
>beat Goldberg's streak
>over as fuck
>4 star match with Ember Moon
>Ember Who? She work here? *chuckle*
>sells the masks
>kawaii ring attire
>yum thighs
>soft belly
>popular model
>no flips
>stiff kicks
>works the anti-smarks
>good dancer
>vibrant hair colors
>large boobs
>owns over 5000 game software
>teaching inferior gaijin chicks how to wrestle
>blazing a trail for Kairi Hojo and Io Shirai in WWE
>small business owner
>talented artist and designer
>Empress of Tomorrow
>kept exclusive to WWE Network so weebs spend their NEETbux on her
>being a draw in a foreign country where she doesn't speak the language

GOAT

I just want to be her toilet

asuka burying the cliche wwe lines

quick, try to remember any memorable lines from any woman on the main roster

>>2689662
I want to see Asuka molest that generic robot interviewer

I wish she would just get hit by a car and die.

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>>2689705

>>2689662
Are they hiring actual midgets now? That lady makes womanlet Asuka look big

>>2689713
oldest trick in the book anon, mean gene was 3'5"

>>2689666
FATSUKA DESTROYED

i want to spunk on her thighs

>>2689898
kys

>>2689702
Literally every Alexa promo

>>2690249
fat neckbeard SEETHING

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FEED ME MORE

>>2689702
BOW DOWN TO YOUR QUEEN

>>2689702
Embah who? She work here?

>>2691217
Ehmbah whu? She wook heayr?

>>2689662
cringe