>and right now this isn't CM Punk talking to Triple H,

>>2688983
>smarks always complained about Russo being a hack using worked shoots
>Phil's bread and butter was worked shoots
This really makes me wonder ....

It actually WAS CM Pumk talking to Triple H though. Keyfabe never dies, it just adapts.

>>2688983
He never broke kayfabe.. they used CM Punk to represent the internet smarks in the storyline and Punk accepted to do the job.. he was just following the script

>>2688989
>anti-smarks bitch about Punk cutting a worked shoot
>Russo would do worked shoots all the time no matter how senseless it was

>>2688983
nope

I can think of a dozen lines from the last week that are worse than that.

>>2688989
Punk literally only became a big deal due to Russo-like worked shoots

Punk wasn't over....the worked shoots were over

>>2689954
Stop making crap up. Punk was and still is extremely over. You know how I lost 40 pounds? I couldn't eat for 2 months on hearing that CM Punk was done with wrestling. I actually spent $340 on a painting of his tattoos. And none of these were "shoot promos". I also have his Hell In A Cell poster

>>2689954
>Punk wasn't over
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wroqcQVcoIg

>>2689968
>posts a video of a wrestler appearing in his fucking HOMETOWN as proof that he is over

You had ONE job

>>2689965
Ding-Dong Diddlyhave sex

>>2689977
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlAz-LZYPfI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a73oVxQ3cp0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yhQvwoniKk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljpwziP8YnE

The last one is funny because he's so over, he doesn't even have to actually physically be there to get people to cheer for him.

>>2688983
No Paul, it wasn't.

The cringiest moment was definitely when you looked for sympathy after the brock match and got "You tapped out."

>>2690030
Why doesn't WWE ever go to Mexico again?

>>2688983
>is there a more cringy line in wrestling history?
Yep
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=h6HniS3FIWA

>>2690313
And the entirety of the Sting match
And the Rollins match being 25 minutes of nothing until the end
And le End of an Era

>>2689965
Love this

>>2688983
yup

>>2688983
>N-Nah this isn't boring, this is real life

What do I win?

>a man by the name of Kevin Owens...has got the big guy...all shook up! uh huh, uh huh! yeah! all shook up!

>>2688983
yeah, every time bayley opens her mouth

>>2688983
Pick any line from any Asuka promo

>>2689954
This is true

Going back and watching Punk's promos is like finding cringey posts you made online when you were 13.

>>2691501
It really is. Rewatching old punk promos is basically look how le edgy I am xd

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>>2689038
>was just following the script

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DV7WBEeJWY

he's a team player unlike Goldberg who refused to follow the script!

cm cringe

>>2688983
>Paul Le-veck

>>2688983
>>2691501
>>2691553
>Being contrarian faggots

We all know CM JUST fell off and is now a washed-up reality cuck. He's an asshole and his UFC debut was a fucking joke.

But needing to delude yourselves into thinking his Promo work, the shit that got him over, is bad just reeks of obsession.

childhood is seeing punk as a no nonsense, shoot from the hip, breath of fresh air.

adulthood is realizing punk was a cringy edgelord who was sloppy in ring, but was still head and shoulders above the cesspool of shitters at the time.

enlightenment is seeing punk for what he is, an above average wrestler who got lucky in an era where everything was shit and now hes JUST personified, a man with no talent riding the coattails of the thing he hates, but made him, wrestling.

Triple H thinks Paul doesn't have much ring to it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiNx-YwnhMc