MY NAME IS ENZO A-BORE-GAY YOU'LL CATCH SOME CERTIFIED Z'S

cringe, just fucking kys

>>2688566
There's only ONE WORD to describe you, and I'm gonna spell it out for ya:

>J
>U
>S
>T

>J U S T

>>2688566
>Not posting the way better original

MY NAME IS ENZO A-BORING
AND I'LL MAKE YOU CATCH CERTIFIED Z'S
CAUSE I'M A BONAFIDE DUD
AND YOU CAN'T TEACH THAT

AND THIS RIGHT HERE
THIS IS BLAND ASS
AND HE DROPPED THE BALL
AND YOU CAN'T TEACH THAT

BADABOOM
THE COMPANY'S DOOMED
AND RAW IS RUINED

>>2688566
>CAUSE IM A BONAFIDE CU.CK
You had to get around a word filter to post your fan fiction.

That wasn't a signal to you that maybe it wasn't worth it?

>>2688566
so who attacked enzo?i hope it was Cass.he'll do better without enzo

You still read it in his voice.
You got worked kiddo.

>>2688672
yeah his solo run last year while Enzo was concussed was great

>>2688566
haha

>>2688672
Let them tag on occasion but give Cass a singles run eventually to the IC belt and have Enzo wrestle cruiser weights.

>>2688566
kek

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MY NAME IS ENZO AMORE
AND I DRAW CERTIFIED Gs
AND MAKE BONAFIDE FUNDS
AND YOU CAN'T. TEACH. THAT.

AND THIS RIGHT HERE?
THIS IS BIG CASS
AND HE'S A SEVEN FOOT DRAW
AND YOU CAN'T. TEACH. THAT.

BADA BOOM, THE NEEDLE'S ON THE MOVE
HOW YOU DOIN'?

I laughed but that might have just been my rational stoner side coming through

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>>2688672
It'll be revealed that the Revival were the attackers

>>2688630
certified dweeb rhymes better. bodafide cuck rhymes better since it matches the harshness of stud.

bitch ass is funnier, and dropped the ball doesnt rhyme.

that original isnt way better

MY NAME IS FUTURE ENDEAVOURED AMORE

AND IM A CERTIFIED GIMP

AND A TALENTLESS MUG

AND YOU CAN FUCK MY WIFE

THIS GUY RIGHT HERE IS ALWAYS GASSED

AND HES A NEGATIVE DRAW

AND HE FUCKED MY WIFE

BADABOOM. WHERES THE PEOPLE IN THE ROOM? WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

>>2691377
>Word ending in "-uck" rhymes better with a word ending in "-ud" than a word that also ends with "-ud"
>"Dropped the ball" doesn't rhyme with "Seven-foot tall"

God damn. Is English not your first language, you mong?

>>2688566
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5jp0vp_katsuyori-shibata-vs-kazuchika-okada-njpw-sakura-genesis-2017_sport

>>2691567
what does dropped the ball even mean in this context

>tfw playing 2k17 the other day and using Enzo to job to a monster heel
>the jersey in the entrance says Dimes and is number 0

No way, is there any other explantion for that?

>>2688639
Wait you cannot say KEK

>>2691968
Enzo has been using "0 Dimes" in his promos before /asp/ was even a thing.

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MY NAME IS ENZO AMORE
AND I HATE NIGGERS!

AND THIS RIGHT HERE?
THIS IS BIG CASS!
AND HE AIN'T TOO FOND OF THEM EITHER.
howyoudoin?