>your arms are too short to box with god >couldn't

His ECW pre-debut vignettes said he trained muay thai or something. I can't find it on YouTube.

>>2680594
Yes and he even had a sloppy looking "Muay Thai combo" he used to do.

>>2680594
Pretty much sums up the wrestling business, full of wannabe though guys

>>2680616
Please tell me there is a video

>>2680649
It's just that move every jap gets to do in WWE, Tajiri did it too. It's the one where you just kick someones ribs with alternating legs.

>>2680555
what a pinhead

I've watched a lot of MMA and boxing matches in my lifetime, and I still don't have any idea what Phil was attempting to do in that opening sequence.

These threads piss me off. You guys loved him and you're sitting in a basement all day poking fun at someone who left his house and accomplished something in life

>>2681713
>You guys loved him
That's where you're wrong, kiddo

>>2680555
What kinda punch is that?. Look at his wrist

>>2681729
It's called the CAT PAW

>>2681729
>>2681731
If you guys threw a single punch you would be lying flat on the floor from exhaustion

>>2681738
but he threw one punch and then lied flat on the floor for the whole ''fight''

>>2681738
and both your dads are sucking my based ding-dong diddly right now faggot retard

>>2681706
It was a suicide run, he knew the only way he can hope to win is by staggering him and get a fluke victory

>>2681713
being the biggest mark for yourself isn't an accomplishment jose

>>2680555
what a faggot

>>2681729
Looks like he forgot he's not in WWE and he's not supposed to purposely swing very high to ensure he misses his opponent and they have time to duck

>>2680555
ding-dong diddly cringe

>>2681765

Well then he should have lifted his right knee to block the shoot-in.

He looked down and watched it coming instead.

That gay charge pawing as a fake with a flying knee...it'd been fluke win.

>>2681713
>>2681738
OK Phil

i heard AJ kicked cuck man phil out of the bed and made him sleep on the couch for a few nights after his UFC "fight",

>>2685715
ding-dong diddly kek if true

>>2683920
He didn't forget. The whole thing was a work.

>>2680555
The fucking state of that "punch". The average bum off the street could throw a better one.

>>2685835
:D it's not a hook, it's not a uppercut it's not a right straight punch, what the fuck did Cuck Man Phil think when he threw that? Jeez, 2+ years of training with the best trainers out there (which he had to pay himself I bet) and this is what we get? :D

The cuck man would have had more success throwing his gay ass wrestling kicks than that shit

>>2680555
>people unironically believing and saying this fag trained for 2 years

CM Punk would lose to kayfabe Kevin Hart in a fight

>>2685715
No you didn't

>>2680649
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfuKZlFJAcQ

youre welcome

>>2680555
I was throwing better punches when I fell for the Aikido meme.

>>2681738
I'm not posing as a UFC fighter though and have zero training.

>>2685898
Lol

>>2681729
It's fake. They thought Brock was going to lose his match to. CM Punk took a huge paycheck to suffer a humiliating loss. The idea was that UFC was going to snuff out what little credibility WWE has left in one night. Brock threw a wrench into those plans.