>And then his guy who was A JOBBER >He comes in >They

>>2675192
The Dave parts are pretty good, totally read it in his voice

>>2675192
The little manlet fuck called this happening the week he was made #1 contender.

He'll probably be gloating out it on WOL tomorrow.

>>2675210
Special edition of Wrestling Observer Radio featuring "Filthy" Tom Lawlor is mere hours away.

>>2675192
>well ya see...wel...duby
>HE WAS A JOBBER
>w well yeuh but so is, so he could have been
>MAKES NO SENSE, DAVE
>right right right right, but see that's the new way they push guys

>>2675192
He talking about Backlash WHEN?
i want listen to him crying

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>>2675277
>>but see that's the new way they push guys

>>2675277
More plz

>>2675371
ok one more before i get to bed.
>see...they weren't planning this but...like...they saw all the buzz...ya know with jinder....and sort
>SO THEY CALL AN AUDIBLE AND JUST THROW THE BELT ON THE GUY?
>well (cough) see vince likes how...ya knouw...his physique and uh like guys now...
>SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT THE GUY COMES BACK, JOBS FOR A WHILE, AND OUT OF PURE LUCK HE'S CHAMPION BECAUSE HE DID SOME CRUNCHES?
>well it's not the plan they had along..the plan was aj...but now, ya see..they can put aj in for the american title...and everyone is happy. and kind of uh give jinder the rub
>BUT ISN'T THE WHOLE POINT OF THE CHAMPIONSHIP AND AMERICAN TITLE REVERSED NOW IT MAKES NO SENSE
>uhm well technically yes but at this point...it doesn't really matter ya kno

HOW DOES HE GO FROM GEEK OF THE WEEK TO WWE CHAMPION????

>>2675192
It usually goes
>Bryan and Vinny
>I FUCKING HATED THIS MATCH
>HE'S A JOBBER AN THEY PUSHED HIM TO THE MOON AND GAVE HIM THE TITLE FOR NO GOOD REASON
>listen everybody...they're only doing this to get more viewers in India
>Wrestling Observer Radio
>this match was awful I hated it I don't approve of them pushing Jinder Mahal
>Dave: yeah uhh y'know I-I-I thought the match uhh...pretty good. Jinder Mahal was uhh...good and uhh Randy Orton is-is-is...y'know always good
>yeah it was a good match

>oh my god, what just happened here
>I-I know. They clearly want a guy who can help them in the India market
**phone rings at Dave's house in the background**
>HE'S A JOBBER AND THEY PUSHED HIM TO THE MOON
**phone still ringing in the background**

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>>2675228
he's the real draw of the f4w universe

>>2675559
ralph is dead! someone upload!

>>2675192
https://k003.kiwi6.com/hotlink/1o8i3awz3x/052117bvshow.mp3

>>2675614
thats fucking illegal

That one part in the Mania 33 review show where Dave finally gets Bryan's sarcasm when it came to WWE once again breaking their stadium record despite all the adversity was LMAO

>mark is angry at heel

WORKED

Bryan makes me SEETHE and his bullshit and incorrect Death of WCW book makes me seethe more.

>Baron Corbin got Geek of the Week over Bayley
Im with Bryan on this one, thats bullshit

I swear Alverez's voice doesn't match his body. Anybody feel this way?

>>2675940
It matches perfectly. he is a manlet

>>2675192