This guy feels like a legit superstar to me. He's not short

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He's a killer mariachi singer too

>>2670638
El Beasto Incarnetttooooo

He's the only guy in the business today that would be main event heel in any era of wrestling.

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>>2670652

>>2670652

Kurt Angle, John Cena, Sheamus.

>>2670796
Jinder Mahal, the ratings killer

>>2670631
>He's not short

Lol fuck off, It doesn't have to be a big deal if booked correctly.

Booking a match between a manlet and a generic wrestler is obviously highlight the size difference, but it's always been a way of telling a good story. It's not a fucking ""vanilla midget" thing, that's a meme.

>>2670856
Kurt maybe. Sheamus hell no. Cena mid carder in 80s.

>>2670638
I'm Chicano and I proudly show off Brock with his Mariachi to friends. Funny is funny

>>2670910
Sheamus has a better shot of main eventing in the 80s than Mr. Perf-I mean Kurt Angle.

>>2670910
Sheamus would absolutely have been a top guy. A cartoonish-looking Irishman (Vince has a hard on for Irish shit) who is jacked, tall, and capable of working a 5 minute match without gassing out or killing his opponent.