>Attitude Adjustment >Opponent's attitude doesn't

>>2661333
>Attitude Adjustment
you mean "FU"

>>2661346
>FU
>he doesnt fuck you

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>>2661455

>F5
>The screen stills in a normal size

>>2661476
F5 is for other function, that's F11

>>2661333
>F5
>page doesn't reload

>"Do you smell what the Rock is cooking?"
>He's not a chef at all and hasn't prepared a meal

I didn't get Rocks gimmick

>Bayley to Belly
>Bayleys belly touches her opponents belly
=D

>Jackhammer
>Doesn't repeatedly drill in to opponent

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>spear
>tackler's head doesn't penetrate opponent's body

>End of Days
>He's used it like 40 times and there's been no apocalypse

>world wrestiling federation
>it's not global, it's not real wrestling and it's not a federation

>>2661891
>World Wrestling Entertainment
>It's not entertaining

>>2661891
more like
>world wrestling entertainment
>it's not global, it's not real wrestling and it's not entertaining

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>Red Arrow
>Not a single Royal Air Force jet in sight

>montreal screwjob
>Debbie is not in it and it's not a porn

>million dollar man
>is supposed to be filthy rich

>New Japan Pro Wrestling
>The low tiers are amateur, the tag division awful, the mid card crap, and only the main event scene is pro

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>>2661476
>>2661674
>>2661455
>>2661892

>The empress of tomorrow
>doesn't rule anything except catering

>The Big Dog
>is actually a human

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kay you guys really need to go back to squaredcircle

>Rock Bottom
>His opponent's life doesn't fall apart due to years of drug and alcohol abuse.

>>2662025
Imagine roman coming to the ring in a goofy costume

>'The Blue Blazer'
>actually 'the red splat'

>>2662046
DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN "HUE HUE"

As long as goofy laughs replaced the pinch harmonics on his entrance theme I couldget behind this.

>>2662036
with all the guys who ended up in rehab after their WWE stint, maybe the Rock Bottom did actually have some kind of black magic in it

>>2662032
>kay
You first

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>"wrestling is just fake!!"
>wrestlers have lower life expectancy than NFL players

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>Drago
>is actually a dragon and breathes fire

>>2662104
>implying that's not because they keep doing so many drugs

>Cobra clutch
>wasn't used by Jake 'the snake' Roberts

>"Go To Sleep"
>Opponent regains consciousness as soon as the pin is counted
This actually borders on a no-sell, really.

>>2661455
No, that's what he does during the STF

>Tombstone piledriver
>doesn't involve pizza

>>2661333
it does though

Their attitude before receiving the move was "I'm going to beat John Cena"

One AA later and they know better

>>2661333
>Angle Slam
>Angle doesn't slam himself on you.

>Sharpshooter
>Doesn't actually shoot the opponent

>>2661892
Fucking kek

>>2662185
This is only true for Mizetty

>Bullet Club
>They don't just shoot their opponents

>The Elite
>All but one are mediocre

>rainmaker
>hasnt drawn a dime

>Sweet Chin Music
> Does not provide sweet music to the chin

>Authors of Pain
>0 published works

>>2662014
what's kurt angle doing with hitler?

>>2662063
Come on man