>be Dave Meltzer >wrestling journalist and personality

>maybe this leads to a storyline where Bayley has to...kiss a boy.
>Dave: OHHH GOD, awwww no!

>be Dave Meltzer
>don't have any kind of credentials
How can a man be so untrustworthy?

dude was legit fucking sunny in the 90s

>>2649792
You didn't?

>>2649776
Based Big Dick Meltz Working The Anti Smarks

>based big money meltz having better abs than john morrison just by training once a week during raw

>>2649776
He a snitch tho

>be dave meltzer
>job is literally answering his phone and typing journals without proof reading
>occasionally does podcasts
>"omg my job is so tough"

>>2649792
so was anyone capable of their dick for anything other than pissing in the that time period

>>2649825
Dave writes 50,000 words a week you lazy NEET

>>2649776

Things I learned thanks to NWO WolfpackTV

>worked into a shoot by Kevin Nash
>17 hour work days
>neglects family to watch wrestling
>drives a sonata
>manlet
>won't remove child killer from HOF

Dave Meltzer

>>2649776
>be dave meltzer cover all wrestling and MMA
>stop doing joshi in 2000
>says personal reasons
>either he fucked some of the joshi women or his wife was upset with him

Is dave /ourguy/

>>2649776
Alvarez is more based

>makes a living out of calling 6'4" roided juiceheads "geeks"
>could literally beat their asses in a fair fight if he needs to
>gets paid to watch TV and shoot the shit with his best bro
>carries Meltzer to ***3/4 podcasts on the reg

>>2649847
Alvarez is the Jannetty no matter how hard you try to convince us otherwise

>>2649792
Why was Candido such a cuck?

>>2649856
sunny was the only thing getting him over, and she was actually really hot back then. it made sense in the short term.