We post alternative reality
*MUSIC HITS*
https://youtu.be/jFMuHsInnaI?t=15s
Ladies and Gentlemen,
My name is Brock Lesnar,
and it is the gratest privilege of my career
to serve as the advocate for the Jew incarnate
PAAUUUULLLL HEEYYMAAAANN!!!
The conqueror of the weights measuring streak.
The streak lasted a mere quarter of a second,
a quarter of a second that ended in 3 miliseconds,
at the belly of the food conqueror, Paul Heyman.
I understand how you feel, you're in shock,
which shows me your lack of intelligence,
because we have to say "We told you so",
Ladies and Gentlemen, WE TOLD YOU SO!
My client stood before you in a shirt out,
Here it is, I know how difficult it is for you
to read, but it says, EAT, SLEEP, GET FAT CREEP.
And you have the temerity to doubt the strategy of
the greatest manager in sports entertainment history
Brock Lesnar, on the physical credentials of the most
dominant athlete in WWE ever PAUL HEYMAN!
If this sounds familiar....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVh19RNGl_g
>The jew incarnate
>>2637945
What's his finish?
>>2638090
I'm going to take you by train onnnnn AUUUSSCHWWITCH CIIITTYYY
>>2638090
Jew-ting Star Press
>>2638090
The Spinning Shekel Buster.
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The Bankruptcy Slide
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Jew Thunder Bomb
>>2638090
Gorillion Shekel Dream
Haha
Jew
>>2638090
He calls it: The Bounced Check.
It's just a powerbomb.