>WWE promotes a massive surprise to open RAW next week
>No one knows what it is
> Show starts
>"I AM A REAL AMERICAN"
> crowd marks
> Hogan comes out and does his entrance
>grabs mic
>fans chanting for hogan
>" WELL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING BROTHER"
> soaks in cheers
>"SORRY THE HULKSTER WAS GONE MANY HULKAMANIACS, I WAS BEING PUNISHED FOR ADMITTING I HATE NIGGERS."
>crowd goes silent because he said niggers on live TV
>"NOW THAT I MENTION IT DUDES, I NEED TO COME CLEAN. I ALSO HATE FAGGOT VANILLA MIDGET MANLETS AND I FUCKING HATE JEWS AS WELL. BY THE WAY MCMAHON, WHY ARE YOU PUSHING THAT ISIS SAND NIGGER TERRORIST FOR THE STRAP? GIVE HULKY ANOTHER SHOT!"
How hard do you Mark?
>>2636093
Wrestling would be saved by the Hulkster for the third time.
I don't mark for tired ass divas that won't put anyone over. Just a because we hate the same things doesn't make us friends.
that would be based
>>2636140
ONE MORE RUN BROTHER
>>2636093
i'd buy a Hulk "gas the kikes race war now" Hogan t-shirt the next day.
>>2636093
I'd mark pretty fucking hard desu
U had me at I AM A REAL AMERICAN
To be quite honest, I'm a bit surprised that Vince hasn't banked on the current political shit going on and put some gimmicks related to it.