>a wrestling promotion that takes all it's storylines

>>2624675
As if the average low-income white trash wrestling fan could appreciate such plot dynamics.

>>2624697
Shakespeare wrote low-brow humor for the general populace, get off your high horse.

Hamlet works everyone into a shoot on a consistent basis.

Macbeth would play really cool on the ring

>>2624730
>hamlet has ghosts and witches
>people piss on house of horrors

almonds activated

wasn't that an episode of South Park?

Based Coriolanus working the plebs.

Would you be telling a modern version of Shakespeare or would you be having a bunch of outlaw wrestlers butcher the language of a Shakespeare play? Neither sound like good suggestions.

>>2624751
Wrestlers will speak it as it was written while in full costume. Name changes as well. If you were more popular by a certain name in some other promotion, too bad, you're Mercutio now. Are you a well known tag team elsewhere? Well, now you're Rosencrantz and Guildenstern.

>>2625435
CRINGE

>based big duncan grabs the brass ring and becomes champ
>turns heel and sets up a shit ton of plot lines
>puts over a new talent and retires a GOAT

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>based tomboy Viola helps Brother Sebastian win the Cruiserweight belt with the old 'twin swap places when the ref isn't looking' spot
>Sebastian returns the favour by winning the Divas belt, taking her place in the match
>officials scrutinise the video, deducing it's Sebastian by recognising his bulge. The titles are vacated/returned to their owners, and an inter-gender tag match gets booked for the next PPV

>>2624675
Now I remembered Vince actually paid people money to watch Raw.


And the ratings were better back then.

>>2625520
And now we remember the Raw sign falling onto him.