>cute
>high charisma
>4 star match with Emma
>sexy
>4 star match with Bayley
>great entrance music
>sells t-shirts
>over as fuck
>4 star match with Ember Moon
>Ember Who? She work here? *chuckle*
>sells the masks
>kawaii ring attire
>yum thighs
>soft belly
>popular model
>no flips
>stiff kicks
>works the anti-smarks
>good dancer
>undefeated
>vibrant hair colors
>large boobs
>teaching inferior gaijin chicks how to wrestle
>blazing a trail for Hojo and Shirai in WWE
>small business owner
>talented artist and designer
>Empress of Tomorrow
>kept exclusive to WWE Network so weebs spend their NEETbux on her
>being a draw in a foreign country where she doesn't speak the language
GOAT
>ugly
>fat
>can't speak english
>old
>autistic
>>2623700
believe me, if it were possible to live in her ass, I would
Kys
based
>>2623700
She can take a good beating too
>>2626201
Based Asuka booking herself
>cute
no
>sexy
no
I'd still fuck her though
>>2623700
You forgot the fact that her tits are actually natural.
http://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Kanako_Urai
>>2623700
>Women's "wrestling"
>A draw
Choose one, OP.
/asp/ies: quietly critique her matches, think she's a little overhyped and looks somewhat out of place, have fun watching NXT when they have the time in between their normal job, GF, and social lives
ASUKA XD autists: literally posting on 4chan all day defending a female professional wrestler who will never even know they exist
>>2623700
> Her mask sells extremely well at NXT events
> Her t-shirt does ok
> Her one action figure is impossible to get, is scalped like crazy and goes for mad money now
You can complain about how she is ASIAN and FAT and you being a white red neck, those are major hang ups for you, but you can't deny the money she brings to NXT
>>2626246
Your a regular poster of /asp/ there is not a single WWF/E wrestler in history you would reject (Mae Young and Mulah included)
>>2626305
Not one penny. If she sold anything she'd have more than two shirts
>>2626305
they actually don't sell her masks at shows
>>2626416
Weebs exposed and btfo
>>2626416
>>2626418
>Additional Notes: Overall this was a fun experience! I would definitely recommend attending an NXT show when they roll into your town. One interesting thing I noticed was that NXT draws a different demographic. They draw my type of demographic! More so, it draws the millennial age group, which is pretty cool. Another unique demographic is it draws the female millennial demographic into all of the action, but particularly into the good women matches. The female crowd members were buying Asuka shirts and masks off of the merch stands like crazy. Of course, the younger girls bought Bayley merch. It’s interesting we didn’t get Bayley since her hometown is billed as San Jose.
prowrestling.net/site/2016/10/29/1028-nxt-in-san-jose-results-moores-in-person-report-on-two-dusty-rhodes-tag-team-classic-matches-asuka-vs-daria-berenato-for-the-nxt-womens-championship-shinsuke-nakamura-and-tye-dillinger-vs/
KYS KYS KYS. If you didn't see any masks then they sold out
>>2626435
>only a tiny minority of fans buy Gooka shit
Killed yaself
>>2626446
A good 30-50% of the fans nowadays are female. It's not your secret boys-only clubhouse anymore.
>>2623700
I still didn't tribute this one somehow. I will work on it later tonight
Also 171-0.
>>2626472
Got worked buy steph?
Go to any wrestling show.
Based shovel jap
>>2626855
those kinds of tits are characteristic of fatties
>>2626416
yes they do, i went a show and the kid next to me wore it all show
>>2626908
lesbo vid leak when?
>>2626908
fucking cringe
You forgot to mention being in NXT for life. She's a minor league wrestler. It will be funny watching Ember,Kimber,Ruby,Nikki and even Mandy,and the 2 Aussies(PB) all make the main roster before Asucka. Hey she has a minor league Title at least that's something.
>>2626416
The absolute state of anti-weebs. Why would they invest so much into making her look strong then not try and sell her merchandise.
>>2626435
I was at two of the toronto shows and they had no masks for sale idk
maybe they just bring less shit to canada
>>2623700
>cute
Stopped reading here.
Gooks can't handle alcohol
>>2627154
Too much sake
>>2627154
thats mia yim famalam
someone needs to punch her in the face
>>2627188
seething
>>2626201
Minoru Suzuki is a fucking savage!
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