>Bret Hart's nickname is "The Hitman"
>The name of his finisher is "The Sharpshooter"
>>2621073
Hmm, thanks for this anon. I actually didn't make the connection.
you mean his finished SHOULD be called the sharpshooter? what the fuck are you smoking there jack?
This finally makes sense now.
http://www.bartleby.com/101/813.html
>>2621073
>LEGIT wrestlers are SHOOTERS
Bret Hart is an absolute genius. Greatest of all time.
>Kevin Nash wrestled as Diesel, a nod to bad-ass truck drivers
>The name of his finisher is the Jacknife, a reference to bad truck driving accidents in which the trailer flips
>>2621100
Kevin Nash wrestled as Diesel because he was the energy source for the WWF.
>>2621100
Kevin Nash wrestled as Diesel because he was black
>>2621100
Kevin Nash wrestled as Diesel because he was cancerous
>Stone Cold Steve Austin's finisher was the "Stunner"
>Prior to becoming Stone Cold, he wrestled in WCW as "Stunning" Steve Austin
>Samoa Joe
Is called "Samoa" because he's fat like most Samoans and "Joe" because of the obese rapper named Fat Joe.
>>2621122
>>2621100
Kevin Nash wrestled as Diesel because he was no dime drawing piece of shit
>He uses a Spear as a finisher
>He's a Samoan whos pretend name is Roman
>"Who's your daddy, Montreal?"
>>2621129
Roman's Spear is a direct reference to the Spear of the Destiny, according to the Gospel of John, the lance that pierced the side of Jesus as he hung on the cross.
>Man = Dude
>Kind = Love
>>2621124
>When Mark Calloway was known as The Undertaker, his finishing maneuver was called the Tombstone.
>When Calloway switched to a biker gimmick his finisher changed to "The Last Ride".
>>2621144
>>2621144
>Man = Dude = Cactus
>Kind = Love = Jack
>>2621144
>>2621168
Holy Shit
>Man = Dude = Cactus = Mick
>Kind = Love = Jack = Foley
>>2621168
>Rellik is Killer spelled backwards
>>2621149
>When he went back to being the Undertaker, they didn't start calling it "Last Rites"
>Occam's Razor is a philosophy that between any given number of solutions, the one with the fewest assumptions should be taken, i.e. the simplest outcome is usually the correct one.
>The Authors of Pain are Akam and Rezar, two huge fucking dudes.
>Two huge fucking dudes are usually gonna win a match.
>>2621114
Underrated.
>>2621219
Oh shit, I actually didn't know this.
That's rad.
>>2621144
Damn...
>Randy Orton's finisher is the RKO
>Randy Orton's full name is (R)andal (K)eith (O)rton
>KO is an initialism in combat sports that means (K)nock (O)ut
>RKO is an initialism meaning (R)andy (K)nock (O)ut
>>2621168
wait
>>2621209
You're forgetting anon
>a body travelling to it's final resting place is also know as it's "last ride"
>>2621073
>Neutralizer
>Neutralize = kill/nullify
>"Swiss neutrality...dictates that Switzerland is not to be involved in armed conflicts between other states."
>>2621073
>Paul Bearer
>A pallbearer is one of several participants that help carry the casket at a funeral.
>Paige's dad is Ricky Knight
>A paige is a young knight
>Rellik
>It's actually "killer" spelled backwards
>The Rock
>Finisher: Rock bottom.
>His finisher could have been called "His ass"
>His favorite gum is Big Red.
>Big Red is made by a series of machines.
>Bug Red Machine.
>Kane
>Variation of the name Cain, who was the first person in the history of mankind to commit murder, specifically fratricide, the murdering of your brother
>Kane tried to kill his brother Undertaker multiple times
>Kane
>is a big guy
>wears a mask
>>2621571
For you
>>2621571
if i pull that off will you die?
>>2621569
Fuck, this is a good one.
>>2621569
>Trying to kill a dead man
But why?
>>2621144
>>2621547
fuk
> wrestler has a finishing move with a name related to his gimmick
You don't say??
Everyone in this thread is violently retarded.
>>2621742
Because the Undertaker was the host for the Deadman. A Harrowed, a man possessed of a Manitou. His shell was not dead, though there was a Dead Thing within him.
His shell is still not dead, but the Deadman - the death within him - has moved on.
The Deadman will rise again.
>>2621810
>muh headcanon
cringe
>A senton bomb but with the elegance and grace of a Swan
>>2621121
Stun Gun was legit finisher brah
>torture rack
>mild discomfort
>>2621687
It would be very painful.
>>2621838
Lol, that move always looked like complete shit.
>Lex Luger
>The Luger is a powerful 9mm pistol used by Germans during WW1 and WW2
>Guns kill people
>Lex Luger killed Miss Elizabeth
>Chris Benoit
>Finsiher is Crippler Cross face
> strangled his cropped kid
What did he mean by this desu?
>Encouraged fans to Feel The Bang
>fans still virgins a couple of decades later
>>2621144
>>2621144
>>2621842
was over as fuck, though, for some reason
>Prince Albert is a dick piercing
>Prince Albert looked like a pierced dick.
>chris benoit's nickname was "the crippler"
>he literally crippled the wrestling business
>>2621144
>>2621144
I'll have to admit that this was really good.
>>2621073
>he's a face
Really makes you think.
>>2621144
Got me
>Open Google Translate
>Put "Sami Zayn" in the Arabic Language
>Translate it to Spanish
>>2621219
oh shit i legit didn't see that one
>>2621093
oh fuck
>>2622005
i got "destroy America"
what does that mean
>>2621073
>"Hulk" Hogan
>reference comic book character The Incredible Hulk who was created by gamma radiation
>Hulk Hogan's finisher is the "Atomic" leg drop
>Atomic bombs release high levels of gamma rays
>>2621547
A page, you nonce
>>2621821
It starts as swan dive, you retard
>>2621810
get the fuck outta here with this mystical cartoon shit that never drew a dime.
>Blue Blazer
>How in Blue Blazes is an idiom expressing confusion
>Everyone was confused by the Blue Blazer appearances
>Died at "Over the Edge" PPV by falling over the edge.
Bonus
>Died in Kanas City
>My Captcha is Flyover
>Kansas is a Flyover state
>>2621144
Ah yes
>>2621144
How the fuck did I not notice that.... Well done anon.
>>2621810
Undertaker was never possessed you moron it was Bray who was possessed or rather it was Husky Harris that got possessed by Bray.
>kronik
>a slang term for strong weed
>the tag team kroniks finishing move was the high time
>smoking weed gets you high
>>2621144
>>2621998
FACK!
He's got a bithycle!
You wanna play 21?
I've been in the danger zone!
JEEZUS!
We comin' for you, nigga!
THE YAPAPAI
Jeff Harvey
FUCK IT
Here comes Mungo!
MINUS FIVE STARS
It's Tazz!
How much does this guy weigh?
BULLSHIT
Look at the adjective!
Huh?
I DUNNO!
kevinnashtearsquad.mp3
SOOPER DRAGON!
>>2621810
Novel about the Taker WHEN
>>2621144
>>2621073
>Kurt Angle is an Olympic Gold Medallist.
>Finish is called "Olympic Slam"
>>2622497
No way...
>>2622043
Pretty sure that's an actual quote by Jeff Hardy.
>>2622497
Too bad they had to change it like a year into his career because of copyright.
>Bret Hart's nickname is The Hitman
>if you put the letter S in front of it, you get Stobe Cold's exact opinion of him
Are there any other moves that are still referred to like that - in that it was originally someone's finisher, but now it's the common name for it?
Sharpshooter and DDT are all I can think of.
>>2622545
Superkick
Tombstone
GTS
>>2622537
I don't get it
>>2622567
>>2621100
>His name was Edge
>His finisher was a spear
>>2621490
>Somebody took the time to do this
wew lad
>Stephanie Mcmahon
Anagram
>The Macho Man Penis
>>2621144
holy fuck I never thought of this until now
>>2621144
>>2622414
>Jeff Harvey
stale pasta
>>2623513
>>2621315
RKO was also a huge production company in Hollywood during the early years.
>The Undertaker
>He has underwhelming matches
>>2623012
Wrestling "purists" are pathetic
>>2621315
>Randy is also a word meaning sexually excited or aroused
>A randy knock out implies he is turned on by knocking people out
>Batista's finisher was named the "Batista Bomb"
>It was a sitout powerbomb
>"Bomb" is also part of "sitout powerbomb", a reference to the fact that it is a sitout powerbomb
>"Batista" is also Batista's name
>>2621687
Y...you too Jesus.