/ITT we post wrestlers at their worst physique
i'll start with the obvious one
>>2615176
Holy shit when was this? He's always been ripped when I've watched. I took an extended break from '08 until '13 so I assume it was somewhere in those five years.
>>2615187
2010
RIP Goldust
>>2615176
This looks photoshopped. If not, what the fuck happened to HHH? Stopped watching around 2010, just came back.
>>2615210
He looks like Old Gregg
>>2615176
take your pick
https://imgur.com/a/HPH67
>>2615354
kek
When Undercarder showed up to Wrestlemania 32 fat
>This is one of /asp/ fav wrestlers
Really makes you think
>>2615339
He went off roids so he could have a kid
*Any picture of Asuka from any year*
>>2615571
He should have retired after losing to Bork
Weird toddler belly
>>2615588
Fat Hardy. Good times.
>>2615581
But the Summerslam and HiAC match are the only good part of 2015 WWE (and Wm31)
>>2615588
Remember when Fatt Hardy was making weird videos while eating grapes just a few years ago?
>>2615656
Remember when he 'got DID' and was being haunted by The Entity?
>>2615598
She looks like a young 1 2 3 kid lol
>>2615176
I don't get it. That's probably the best Chris Hero's ever looked.
>>2615362
Did anyone see that movie [rec]?
>>2615686
OH NO!
>>2615187
he had a break of the shit he was taking to conceive a child
>>2615586
how can anyone care about Curtis Axel
>>2615573
He's like fucking 50 there. Kind of hard to keep up the muscled red monster look when your over 7 feet and middle aged.
>>2615185
WWE Owens is pretty much the best he's ever looked. Cornette made the guy go home until he lost weight in ROH.
Someone's definitely going to post one of the Charlotte nudes
>>2615176
>>2616020
He needs better gear. Literally looked like enhancement talent on smackdown this week in the jericho segment.
>>2615185
The worst he's looked was at the Rumble
>>2617030
He needs to get on gear.
>>2615588
>Fatt Lardy
>>2616157
Wow.
Still fitter than most of the roster
>>2615362
>when you get fake tits but the surgeon can't bother to make them appear more even.
>>2617428
it was her dad's saggy tit genes
>>2617431
fuck
>>2615176
HHH peaked in all ways in 99/00
>still huge but agile
>not as huge as he was post-quad tear
>great b level main eventer
>>2617431
Fuck, he looks worse than Matt. When was that?
>Gassius Ohno
>>2615588
>stronger than diet
>>2618413
>>2617431
Is that Solomonster?
Someone post Asuka at literally any point of her career.
>>2618388
2010. Definitely bloated due to drugs. I'm more surprised TNA drew that big of a crowd.
>>2615573
worked into a shoot by the based Big Red Machine
>>2617347
JUST
>>2615176
Becky let herself go in late '15
>>2619426
>>2619440
>>2619440
>dat muffin top
Diamonds. OP said worst physique not the hottest.
>>2617498
>great b level main eventer
>Voted Wrestler of the Year in 2000
>>2619457
What the fuck I never knew this. Fucking how? In an era with Angle, the radicals, Mysterio, RVD and Jericho how the fuck did Paul win that?
>>2615598
Nikki has never looked better physique wise though, she's at her hottest in WWE
Remember when Randy was a thicc neck?
>>2616157
Literally jobber skinny.
>>2618413
He's a fat ass to be sure and his tights not coming up to his belly button so his gut can hang over them looks bad but gas he does not.
The motherfucker wrestled for 3 hours while looking like that, you can knock him for literally anything that isn't his wrestling ability. He doesn't gas, his shit looks like it hurts especially with his weight behind it and he understands wrestling and different styles of wrestling better than almost anyone.
>>2619526
Randy had a pretty underrated change in appearance. Almost over night, his face slimmed out, and lost some mass and got sleeves.
>>2619526
Legend Killer Orton best Orton.
>>2619526
Skinny bald Orton from 2009 was the worst
>forever skinny fat
>>2619499
muhdick
>>2619487
He was one of the internet's bois at the time. So was Marc Mero at one point. Basically like "smarks" who watch WWE now but don't actually watch anything else and only know passing things they read on the internet. This is also the reason Reckless Youth was considered hot shit back then.
Old message board/IRC chat internet was fucking weird.
obvs refrencing HBK. Does he have aids now or something?
>leaner and meaner
>>2619533
Hi Phil!
>>2619526
>>2619545
>neck surgery
He probably can't do neck exercises any more.
>>2619539
More pics of Chris Hero Sandwich.
>>2619487
Had the best workrate, put on the best matches, and came a long way in a single year. He went from midcard to Austin-level in barely a year. When he beat Austin in that three stages of hell match, half the crowd was booing him for beating Austin, half the crowd was cheering him.
Say what you will about that "reign of terror" bullshit, but Triple H was the best in the world before his injury.
>>2615566
That's not Husky Harris.
>>2617358
You see him the day after? Blood was gone but it looked like the dude headbutt a hornet's nest.
>>2619487
I remember DX being HUGE as a face faction between like late 97 to early 99. Eventually HHH married Steph and became the villain we all know/love/respect today.
>>2617358
I particularly love the "spot" where Punk throws his weak-ass worked punches by instinct on Mickey Gall before Gall unloads on him with real punches;.
>>2619607
>The Bad Guy becomes the Big Guy UUUU
>>2615573
He still looks better than Bray, KO, or Samoa Joe.
And only a couple of years ago he looked like this. He could absolutely get in shape again if he wanted to.
>>2615210
I wish Vince would've given him that million to get breast implants back in the day.
>>2619635
DON'T FUCK WITH THIS MAYOR
>>2619539
this is why this is a blue board
>>2619635
I miss Senator Armstrong Kane.
>>2619539
Is she melting?
>>2619685
>white cheddar
fuck now I want some
>>2619547
Still better than when he first started and was skelly-mode
>>2619674
>>2619736
>>2619668
>>2619674
PLAYED COLLEGE BALL
>>2615588
>I will not diet
That said, i'm glad he's back
>>2619685
Manchild gimmick when?
>>2619792
Dancing Manchild gimmick when?
>>2619487
Angle was still green, he didn't start getting respect until Invasion and his feud with Brock. Basically after HHH got injured and they needed someone else to push.
>>2619557
He stopped working out. Taker looks like shit already too. It's amazing how good of shape both The Rock and Stone Cold stayed in post retirement.
>>2618453
I'm so happy for jake he's always been my favourite wrestler and it's always good to hear how well he's doing now especially compared to what was happening at the time of beyond the mat which wasn't even him at his lowest apparently.
>>2619792
When BBD bites back in his yard.
>>2617358
WHAT DID YOU THINK WAS GONNA HAPPEN!?!
>>2619938
He thought it was going to be le summer of punk where he can snark his way into winning.
>>2619539
>No ass
>No hips
>botched tit job
>sallow skin
She looks like a crack whore.
>>2615588
>cold cuts matt hardy
>>2619487
Remember when we all found a old ass wrestling forum from the late 90's and it was all people complaining about "LOL AUSTIN WINS", fans on the internet were always smarks/anti-smarks.
>>2620202
Where it at
>>2619613
Reign of Terror was his Raw run from 2002-05
>>2620414
thick
>>2620414
yum
>>2615176
this was around the time he was having kids with steph, so he was off the roids to get his fertility back
>>2619811
the Rock and Austin are both still on heavy TRT doses, especially Rock is still blasting full stacks
FCW Rusev looked like George Zimmerman LOL
>>2619457
Well he wasn't the Rock, Stone Cold, or Hogan, so yeah he was a b-level guy which is the second best thing.
>>2620421
And people give him shit about it today, even though before it happened he was the greatest in the world
>>2615573
>Getting worked by big based libertarian of the people.
>>2620834
Well, to be fair, an entirely different crop of wrestling fans grew up with it. The only heel heat HHH got was getting millions of people to tune out of wrestling forever.
>>2619487
HHH was really, really good back then. He only became a self-meme after the quad tear and coming back as a jacked up body builder instead of a pro wrestler.
>>2619811
Rock is still in the looking good business. Stone Cold will put on a few pounds occasionally, but he looked like he was in the best shape of his life when he went into the Hall of Fame.
>>2619685
>>2620831
My favorite way of describing it is Triple H is a straight A student, but he's never been at the top of any of his classes. Like Austin may have a D in English, but he's got an A+ in math.
>>2619899
I unironically thought she was the hottest when i was a kid
>>2615176
>>2615354
>>2618469
yeh it is haha
>>2619685
>>2617358
>>2620815
You now remember when Rusev debuted he exclusively squashed a black wrestler every week and showing up to Clippers games during the Sterling thing.
Shit had to be intentional.
>>2619607
Jesus Scott Hall looks like Chazz Michael Michaels
>>2621269
Was CM Punk obese once? He has a shit ton of skin and his body looks weird overall.
>>2619607
Fuck off Randy
>>2619811
Austin looked like shit at WM32. Had such a gut that he came out in a t-shirt and jeans instead of his old gear like Foley and the GOAT.
>>2621515
Buck Dixon aka MeltMan
Im sorry, dont get me wrong, I would inhale her farts and drink her piss, but chubby Alexa was WOAT. She should stay thin all the time
>>2621552
CM Punk gained weight for ECW I believe to achieve the WWE thicc look.
>>2621704
>she should stay thin all the time
>girl with anorexia problems
way to go, friendo
>>2621708
Dude was just straight up fat, though.
>>2619440
Squishy Bex is best Bex
>>2621711
Damn, she's going to relapse when she logs into /asp/ and reads that.
MODS
>>2621269
>wrestler turned reality show star
Reverse Miz.
>>2617431
Oh shit based Solomonster
>>2621727
Which is funny, because apparently he was one of the biggest bitches when it came to the Miz getting pushed. Because he never worked the indies and was a "reality star".
>>2621887
Miz was a reality tv star?
>>2617431
KFC I wouldn't have recognised him if it wasn't for the arm shit
>>2618413
get in the gym you fat fuck. Your supposed to be portraying an athlete
>>2618413
Gassius "Two Scoops" Ohno
>>2621269
Danas like "All according to plan. The last real star in pro wrestling dies tonight" Well played Dana........well played
>>2621580
no wellness policy with the two on the right lol
>>2622168
You're not serious, right?
>>2621269
Punk's stomach is all like : |
>>2621722
>bliss
>even knowing what asp is
Wut
>>2622499
tard is from plebbit. just ignore it
>>2621704
You're gay
BISCUTS AND GRAVY
>>2621580
I mean, that look is perfectly within character for Stone Cold though, aside from the sneakers. Shawn fell off a cliff as far as looks go once he retired, yeesh.
Luger. I'd post a picture, but it makes me sad. ;_;
>>2621269
He has Corbin stomach
>>2622595
looks like a mouth
>>2622597
>>2622343
I legit had no idea
Batista's last run with the company.
>>2615586
he should take the big jinder juice then maybe he'll get pushed
>>2615586
>Mr. Imperfect
>>2622601
>charlotte's boobs are perfect
>>2622722
Miz was on the real world and a bunch of the real world vs road rules challenge shows. He always talked about wanting to be a wrestler and go into character as "the miz." At the time I thought he was a faggot and would never make it but he sure proved me wrong. One of my fav wrestlers now atm
>>2621722
>logs into /asp/
What did he mean by this?
>>2620414
>worst physique
but that's her best physique
>>2622618
>not wanting to snuggle the shit out of that belly
>>2615176
>Hello ladies
>>2619500
Wtf is this? Does the Rock star in a moovie where he plays a morbidly obese person?
>>2624454
That's Vic Venis
>>2619526
he looks like such a smug faggot
>>2619899
who?
>>2622531
is that karl anderson?
>>2624600
Yessir
also 18+
>>2621269
I literally never saw this cuck have a match live
This thread proves all wrestling fans are a bunch of homos.
>>2619426
>>2619440
>>2619447
Goddamn Becky is so fucking gross
AND she sounds like an OLD man who has smoked his entire life, but speaks a different language. Holy fuck this chick is hot garbage!
>>2621704
Her face looks like a faggot ass child's. Bitch face forever.
>>2622531
The 40 year old 25 year old
>>2619545
This, he really looked liked a dick
>>2615185
Kevin "Canadian Bacon" Owens
>>2621704
>but chubby Alexa was WOAT
Alexa Thicc was GOAT
kys
>>2621580
A torn rotator cuff will do that to ya.
>>2615176
>cuts the HGH out his diet
>literally deflates
fucking hell
>>2619526
Being buried by Triple H does that to you.
>>2624461
No, that was his cousin in high school. Jermaine "The Crockpot" Johnson
>>2619440
>>2619440
Those thighs are turning me to sin
>>2625331
Yup. He was all self-conscious about his physique because he couldn't lift the weights to get back in shape for his appearance. Austin's a perfectionist.
>>2622595
he needs to get a stomach tattoo like Big Papa Pumps chest one. Any suggestions?
>>2624016
Well shit. Glad that worked for him then.
Kudos to Bully Ray for looking way better at 45 than he did in his 20s.
>>2619685
confirmed for microdick
>>2621265
Braun confirmed for faggot!
>>2617431
what the fuck
>>2615176
Being off cycle sucks. Trust me. You almost feel subhuman compared to what you felt before, but it's necessary for your body to restore itself to its natural state for a time before cycling again.