>"Shawn was easily the best I ever had. Shawn was easily

Good to know we're getting /wooo/ posts on /asp/ so we don't miss anything.

>>2604593

>nobody has topped him

I sincerely doubt that.

>>2604593
I watched a scene from (one of?) Sunny's pornos recently.
It was just depressing honestly.

>>2604639
Link?

>>2604593
Based. Why would you prefer oral sex anyway.

>>2604889
because you struggle to perform during actual sex

>the most legendary and financially successful man I've ever been with was the best I've ever had
>He was SOOOOO good
>Hopefully he sees that I said all this praise and he decides to rekindle what we had so I don't have to be a desperate old whore that does porn for money anymore

>>2604593
I've seen Shawn's dick. If she considers his dick larger then average then she hasn't seen very many big dicks.

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>>2604955
why is the undertaker posting here?

Too bad his height wasn't above average
Maybe then he would have been a draw

>she turned down being his girl for Cuckdidio

bet she regrets that every day of her life

meanwhile Nitro Girl Whisper lives in a mansion

>>2604889
>>2604894


It mixes it up, both are good for a number of reasons. Virgins?

eating pussy is beta

HBK is alpha

>>2604976
Have sex, for the first time

>>2604962
Think they were doing shots for a videogame..I think

>>2604593
HBK would have a unibrow if he didn't shave in the middle.

>>2604965

She turned HIM down? Wtf? That doesn't sound right

I don't know the whole story with them but why would she turn HIM down? I thought Shawn just eventually got bored with boning her and left her, so she went back to Cuck Candido because he was the only man willing to claim her

>>2604991

thats how she tells it anyway

>>2604627

2pbp

>>2604883
you really dont want to see it, the guy had poop on his junk after he had anal with her. and her ass looks disgusting and flat.

>>2605059
Whatever man, not like I am gonna fap to it. Just give the link please

>>2605061
Seriously man, can you not do even a tiny bit of google?

It's not even hidden.

>>2605065
That's not what he asked, the guy wants a link not how to find it.

Either link it or go away. Quit trying to talk him out of it.

>>2605075
>he asked to be spoonfed, not how to feed himself!

He's gotta learn sometime.

>>2605080
Nevermind. I wouldn't go out of my way to Google her porn.

How must Candido feel reading this shit in heaven?

>>2604962
Could you imagine walking into the showers and seeing that?

CONFIRMED women are turned off by men willing to serve them

>>2604978
I've talked to a girl that has literally said that she sees cunillingus as a beta act.

>>2605168
All women do, it's like an apology for having a small dick.

They'll use the hitachi wand but it's never going over the good old fashioned deep dicking.

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>>2605131

>>2605131
>>2605181

>“One day in Madison Square Garden I called him out in front of all the boys. I said, ‘Chris, come here…’ I called him around the back and said ‘This is what everyone else thinks [about the way Tammy is acting up]…’

>He said, ‘But Percy, I love her…

>>2604593
Based fucking shawn. Oral is trash i always go straight for the pussy

>>2605179
>>2605168
You guys are pathetic

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>>2604971
>>2604978
>>2606683

>wanting to lap up the mucous out of some roasties axe wound

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>>2604627
underrated

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>>2604593
"And as far as talent goes... People like Sunny. We know what her only talent is, and they can't show it on national TV. And I've got a best friend who says she's not very good at that either."

What did he mean by this?

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>>2604593
>he wasn't too much into oral. He was more into sex, not oral.
It's fucking Sunny. Can you imagine how that shit must have tasted?

>>2607019
Based Haitch

>>2606683
I wasn't kidding, I'm not trying to meme. This is what she told me. I will ask more people tomorrow.

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>HBGay
>satisfying a slut

Slut must've loved it exactly because his heart wasn't into it.

>>2605462
Cuck Candido stories are hilarious but that was sad. The way Bearer told it didn't help either.

>>2607058
bahahaha goddamnit RVD is too based

If you fuck a lot, even if you like to eat pussy, you don't eat a girl like sunny....

>>2604627
Kek

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>>2604617
Thought the same thing

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>>2604627

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>>2604894
This guy gets it.

>>2604593
Based. Going down on women is a beta meme.

>>2604955
When did you see his dick?

>>2604955
Why are you an expert in what constitutes a big dick?

>>2608717
I met Shawn Michaels at a restaurant once - we’d accidentally been given his table. Apparently he was fond of the restaurant and had a specific table he liked, and the management had messed up and gotten their days wrong, (it was Tuesday and they thought he was coming on Thursday or something like that). Anyway, the manager, completely embarrassed (this is a pretty nice restaurant) comes by and says “I’m so sorry, but we’d like to move you to another table if you could be troubled, and we’ll gladly compensate you for the cost of the meal and any other meal you’d like while you’re in town.” My sister and cousin were both like “Yeah that’s cool.” and I kind of played the asshole a bit. “I’m sorry, I just don’t understand. We’ve been here for 15 minutes - we’ve just ordered. Can’t we finish our meal here?” Then out of nowhere Shawn Michaels shows up next to the manager and says “Paul, these guys can finish. We’ll be at the bar. I got some time.” And I (being a big HBK fan) said “Oh wow, uh… I had no idea. Please feel free to give them the table.” Shawn was grateful, shook my hand and said thanks, then gave me a card with his number on it and told me to give him a call later. After working up the nerve, I gave him a call that night, and to make a long story short, we had a glorious 11 month love affair, man on man, that I shall never forget. Our bodies intertwined as one, and from the beauty of Morocco, to the French Riviera, to the snorkeling in the Galopagos, Shawn Michaels and I made glorious gay love to each other on six of the seven continents.

>>2608767
Copypasta faggot