>Raw Monday night >Roman is rolled out on a gurney holding

>come back from commercial break
>Roman getting wheeled into an ambulance for the 938th time
>Vince McMahon himself stops them midway
>cries on Roman's vest
>"y-you're sup-posed to be r-really s-strong"
>doctors successfully wheel Roman into the back of the ambulance and manage to close one door
>guy behind ambulance closes right door nonchalantly
>female doctor walking past the driver's side window suddenly screams

I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOUUUU

>Braun is the driver
>peels out and watches in rearview mirror as Roman's gurney falls out the back of the ambulance
>stops ambulance and gets out
>picks the entire gurney up and throws Roman into a dumpster
>pulls out matches
>lights it on fire
>stares into camera

BRRAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUNNNNNNNN

>next week
>Roman in intensive care after being treated for severe burns on 5th floor of hospital
>nurse walks in and hands Roman's caretaker his dinner so he can feed it to him
>Roman weakly sits up and opens his mouth for food
>glass from nearby window shatters
>Braun peeks through side after scaling entire building

I'M STILL NOT FINISHED WITH YOUUUU

>kicks Roman in the head and knocks him out cold
>rips all the shit hooked up to him off except the blood pouch hooked into his vein for support
>squeezes pouch and rushes all the blood into Roman's veins
>Roman in his incredibly weakened state screams like a 4-year old girl
>Strowman savagely pummels his Samoan barbecue face until it looks like rhubarb
>takes a shit on Roman's chest
>kicks entire bed over and throws Roman out the window into traffic

BRRRRAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNN

>one month later
>Roman's funeral
>it took them a month because his wife went into a coma from the trauma and only just now woke up
>Roman's casket on display in a nice upscale church
>priest proceeds to give speech about Roman's life
>"He was a caring man. A loving one, at that. He gave us all laughter, happiness, and we cherished his presence, hopefully as much as he did our's. We will dearly miss Roman, but not nearly as much as his father, Vince McMah-

I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOUUUU

>car crashes into side of church wall
>multiple old ladies faint
>one old man has heart attack
>children cry profusely
>beta E-drone cuck marks out near the concession area
>Strowman jumps out and pushes Roman's casket off the pedestal onto the floor
>pries casket open with bare hands
>pulls out gun and shoots Roman's charred, broken remains in what he perceives is his head
>priest throws holy water on Strowman

BRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNN

book it Vince

THANK YOU STROWMAN

Cringe.

>>2602647
ITT: E DRONES PLAYING FANTASY BOOKER..

HAHAHAHHAAHAHAH

>>2602647
Get help faggot. Made me cringe hard.

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>Raw Monday night
>Opening shot is of of an ambulance just sitting in the middle of a parking lot.
>Complete silence.
>Then...
>"BRAAAAAAUUUUUUNNNNNN!"
>Braun comes in on a double monster truck
>That's two monster trucks stacked on top of each other with hashbrowns on the side.
>Completely flattens the ambulance.
>Drives across the Mexican border to do god knows what else.

>>2602738
>>2602749
>>2602753
die

>>2602765
>comes back next week from Mexico
>kilo of brown Mexican coke sitting on dash as he crashes through the entire Raw set, killing 73 people
>pupils as wide as his chest
>climbs out of truck holding Roman's severed, crushed head
>enters ring
>kicks it like a football into the crowd
>modern-day Snitsky is born

Cringe

Fantasy booking should be a bannable offence

>>2602892
Not contributing to threads related to the content of the board should be a bannable offense. e.g. you