Name a guy with more memorable quotes: I AM THE GIFT OF DESTRUCTION

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>I want a title shot

Braun's one liners are literally more enjoyable than 90% of promos in WWE

>>2595154
Randy Savage

>>2595154
Why does he not have merch? They should have been selling t-shirts with "I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU" being sold within 24 hours of the ambulance flip.

>>2596717
Because he's outsell Romanetty and Vince won't stand for that.

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>>2596717

>>2596794

>gigantic WWE AUTHENTIC WEAR tag

Even if they had a shirt I liked, I'd never in my life wear a shirt that had that on it. Who in the fuck thinks that's a good idea?

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>I'M MULTI-TASKING

>>2596879
This anon gets it

A lot of their shirts I would buy if it was just ONE logo on the front

But they have to slap that giant WWE WEAR tag on it, something on the sleeve, and some cheesy tag line on the back EVERY time

>>2596879
Just take it off then. It's a tag.

>I'M PROUD TO SAY THAT ROMAN REIGNS...

>>2596879
The same people who think every championship belt needs a giant W on it.

>>2595165
Damn it, I want to enjoy him man, I really really do.

But he isn't scary enough, I cant put my finger on it, he just isn't believable as a top guy.

I couldn't give less of a shit about Roman vs Braun tonight, know what I mean?

>>2597107
I don't give a shit about this match either because Roman already beat Braun clean at fastlane

>>2597138
How can anyone take Braun as a super monster seriously then?

As far as im concerned, he's already Big Show.
Built a little to lose to someone they want to get over, rinse and repeat.

>>2597146
That's pretty much the fate of all giants in WWE eventually.

>>2597146
>How can anyone take Braun as a super monster seriously then?

He destroyed Roman after

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXTOH9jhbOg

>>2597160
hes just not scary.
he looks like kind of a bro with a squishy baby face.
his scary faces aren't believable.
he's not functionally or explosively strong.

the best way to book him is to have him do small people shit to wow people, drop kicks, suicide dives, top rope

>>2596717
I dunno, why didn't they sell "Do a Good Lucha Thing" shirts?

>>2597166
>squishy baby face.
estrogen in the water

>>2597166
Do you think he should get rid of the hair and beard?
Or,should he get a manager like Bork and not talk at all?
>he's not functionally or explosively strong
Well that's Brock Lesnar
Brock Lesnar is Brock Lesnar
I think Braun is actually stronger than Brock

>>2597185
im an athlete and Olympic style lifter who used to be a power lifter...
Brocks power, speed, explosiveness is superhuman.
Bruan looks like hes as strong as you would imagine according to his size.. he has weak hips (his knees invert), weak lower abs, weak glutes, and his overhead press looks mediocre.

Braun does not strike me as anything special.
In no world is braun as functionally strong as Brock, in these specific maneuver positions..

And his face..
There isn't anything he can do, baring losing a lot of body fat and doing something extreme.. he just has some soft features, and his deep voice is forced..

He is a guy who I would hire to scare 5 year old kids.

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>>2595154
>Name a guy with more memorable quotes:

>>2597211
>im an athlete and Olympic style lifter who used to be a power lifter..
Uhuh
>and his deep voice is forced..
Well,I'm not ashamed of Brock's voice either https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txkWLSmeM-Q

Can't talk about the rest,atleast now,but if WWE makes Braun dominate Brock in a match,then he'll prob look more intimidating to you,idk

>>2597259
Nah, its already over.
WWE fucked it up.
just like they fucked up Roman.

Brock's voice is irrelevant.. because Brock isn't pretending to be something.
That's why people enjoy him, cause he's genuine.
The exact opposite of Roman and Braun who are both terribly playing a role.

>>2597301
>Brock isn't pretending to be something.
lol

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>The first thing I want to be done, is to get that piece of crap out of my ring. Don't just get him out of the ring, get him out of the WWF because I've proved son, without a shadow of a doubt, you ain't got what it takes anymore! You sit there and you thump your Bible, and you say your prayers, and it didn’t get you anywhere. Talk about your psalms, talk about John 3:16…
Austin 3:16 says I just whooped your ass!

>All he's gotta do is go buy him a cheap bottle of Thunderbird and try to dig back some of that courage he had in his prime.


This is the ONLY memorable promo ya pinhead